The Joker x Reader - āRelatedā
Nobody knows where The Joker and the woman that is always with him came from. There are rumors on whom you might be: his sister, step sister, half-sister, girlfriend, wifeā¦Ā Thatās all they are: speculations , because there is no way a living soul could trace the truth; you made sure of that.
J was 7 and you were 11 when your dad and his mom got married. They were both important leaders in the New York mob, not the best parents ever but they couldnāt help it. At first you didnāt like him, but seeing heās not going anywhere,he kind of grew on you.
Ā ** You hear the faint knock in the door that wonāt stop.
āSis, sis, open up pleaseā¦ā and you know he wonāt go away even if you pretend to be asleep. You get out of bed and crack the door open just to see him standing there, looking tired.
āCan I sleep with you, please?ā he rubs his eyes, yawning.
āAgain?ā you whisper, opening the door wider so he can come in. āYouāre 7, not a little baby. Why canāt you stay in your room?ā
āI donāt like to sleep alone,ā he gets under the covers, turning so he can face you as you tuck him in.
You sigh, lifting up your shoulders, resigned on the fact you canāt get rid of him:
āClose your eyes and go to sleep.ā
āI canāt if youāre not by meā¦ā he sniffles.
āGo to sleep, kid, itās 1 in the morning. Close one eyeā¦( and you slowly close one of his eyelids)ā¦then the otherā¦( and you close his other eyelid)ā¦and donāt think of anything else but your pretty sister.ā
He giggles and moves closer to you.
āSis, why donāt you have blue eyes like mine?ā
āBecause weāre not really brother and sister, you are old enough to understand that, right? Even if we were, the chances of both of us getting blue eyes would be really slim. Why, you donāt like my green eyes?ā
āI do,ā he mumbles, cuddling to your body and finally winding down.
** After a few months he broke his left arm. Since your parents are ever hardly around, you kind of have to watch him. Of course he wants to sleep in your bed all the time, especially since heās in pain and he needs someone to feel sorry for him.
āIt really hurts,ā he complains, tossing on pins and needles.
āI just gave you your medication, it should work soon, just have patience. Maybe this will teach you not to jump from high placesā¦yes?ā you admonish him, caressing his casted arm, trying to soothe the pain.
āWhen I grow up, Iāll make you Queen,ā he suddenly decides after finding a comfortable spot on the pillow.
āQueen of what?ā you snort, amused at his silly games.
āQueen ofā¦everything,ā he smiles, embarrassed, because he doesnāt really know what heās talking about.
āWow, kid, am I in luck or what?ā you roll your eyes, scoffing. āNow try to rest. Close your eyes and donāt think of anything else but your pretty sister, OK?ā
** The loud thud wakes you up and you see J all over the floor in the pale light of the fireplace.
āDammit!ā he gathers himself up and closes the window, aggravated at his own stupidity.
āWhat are you doing here? I want to be alone!ā you start ranting, annoyed he followed you at the hideout. āAnd why canāt you use the door?! You have the key.ā
āI like the window better,ā he shivers, taking his shoes and jacket off and crawling in bed.
You let out a loud scream when he snuggles by you.
āJesus, youāre so cold!ā
āWarm me up then,ā he tries to touch your hands and you kick him.
āNo, youāre too cold! Go to the other side of the bed.ā
āNo way, Iām freezing; come on, let me warm up, you have your cozy PJās on,ā he pleads and you decide to give in because heās only going to get more annoying if you donāt.
āGod, youāre irritating! I thought you will stay with your girlfriend,ā you remind him since he ruined your solitude plans.
āI was going to but she broke up with me tonight and you know I canāt sleep alone.ā
āJeez, youāre 16, kid! You really have to get over it! Thatās why you came to bother your sister?!ā you kind of yell, wanting to yank the blanket of him. āWhy did she break up with you, huh? What did you do this time?ā
āNothing, she said she likes someone else,ā he pouts and the disappointed look on his face makes you tense.
āNo way! Who would prefer another guy over a handsome dude such as yourself?ā you try to cheer him up because his story rubs you the wrong way.
āExactly my thoughts,ā he takes a deep breath, starting to get comfortable. āNow I canāt sleep anyway, Iām too worked up about it.ā
āJust go to sleep, close your eyes and donāt think of anything else but your pretty sister,ā you try the old strategy and you both start laughing in the same time.
āI wonder if it still works,ā he chuckles, doing as asked and you donāt say anything anymore. In 10 minutes heās out and you slowly get up so you wonāt wake him. You have a plan.
The next day he found out that his exās house burned to the ground while he was at the hideout.
āThank God she wasnāt there,ā he lifts his chin up, studying your reaction.
āYes, arenāt we all grateful for that?ā you talk through your clenched teeth, pretending to be preoccupied with the documents on your desk.
āY/N, did you do that?ā J bluntly asks and your short reply brings a huge smirk on his face:
āNobody screws with my baby brother.ā
** When you find out your boyfriend is cheating on you it isnāt pretty. J is 18 and you are 22. You got pretty drunk and he keeps you company all night, watching movies with you. You lean on his abs watching TV, eating chocolate cake and crying, then laughing, dropping cake on his skin and eating it, not even realizing what youāre doing, crying some more, a whole mess.
āI never had anybody eating cake from my abs, sis,ā he confesses, ticklish at your touch as you try to get the crumbs and eat them.
āThat jerk cheated on me,ā you keep on repeating, distressed, not listening to him. āI need another drink, can you fetch me one?ā you wipe your tears, moving so he can get up.
āSure will, here, put your head on my pillow; Iāll be right back, OK?ā
āOKā¦ā you surprisingly agree and by the time heās back with the drink youāre out cold.
āI really need to take a shower and wash the stupid cake away,ā J huffs, placing a blanket on you. āAnd then youāll have revenge,ā he kisses your forehead, upset to see you in this state. āEwww, sis, you stink like a distillery,ā he crinkles his nose, getting away fast.
The next day you found out your ex was the victim of a hit and run.
āā¦both legs broken, in very bad shape, almost died. Heās lucky to be alive,ā you tell J, carefully watching him because you have your suspicions.
āA-ha, sooo lucky, heās one lucky guy,ā he grunts, antagonized, scribbling on his map.
āJ, did you do that?ā you inquire and his answer makes you grin:
āNobody messes with my sister.ā
** After 3 years both your parents were killed in a heist. Something that should have been a simple mission turned into tragedy because most likely there was a snitch among your henchmen. Three weeks later J showed up at your hideout, visibly disturbed.
āWe need to go, now, weāll just take the money,ā he urges you, frantically taking Ā the boxes of cash out of the closet and dumping them in duffle bags.
āGo where? This is our townā¦, whatās going on?ā you go and take his hand and he stops, biting on his cheek.
āDo you trust me?ā he growls, grabbing your shoulders and shaking you.
āOf course I do, you know that.ā
āThen we need to get out of here, itās not safe. We donāt exist anymore, do you hear me? Weāre dead. We donāt exist,ā he whispers, looking you in the eyes.
āWhat are you talking about?ā you tilt your head, getting anxious. āWhatās going on?ā
He doesnāt respond, just takes his knife out of the pocket and cuts his right palm, taking yours and cutting it the same before you can object.
āAuch, what are you doing?!ā you whine when he presses his cut on yours, blood dripping on the floor from both wounds.
āNow weāre somebody else, me and you donāt exist anymore, understood?ā
You just nod in agreement, intrigued at his behavior.
āGo wash your hand,ā he finally lets you go, āwe need to leave right now.ā
** You moved to Gotham and never looked back, never talked about it again, thatās how much you trusted him. It took 9 years to build your underworld empire and it wasnāt easy, but you finally owned the damn town. Nobody knows where The Joker and the woman that is always with came from. There are rumors on whom you might be: his sister, step sister, half-sister, girlfriend, wifeā¦Thatās all they are: speculations, because there is no way a living soul could trace the truth, you made sure of that. Both completely changed your appearance and who you were; the only things that remind you of your old selves are his blue eyes and your green ones. Your long hair is always bright purple with neon green highlights and his is always green with a few purple strands to match yours.
When you turned 34 it was a huge party because J also celebrated his 30th. Ā You always pick a random day each year for your birthdays because you donāt want anybody to know the real dates.
** After the reception you disappeared. J knows why and doesnāt like it. He waits for a little bit, then just barges in your bedroom at the right moment, startling your boyfriend:
āY/N, we have an emergency!,ā he growls, watching the guy still holding you and having the nerve to still continue to unzip your dress. āOUT!ā the Joker snarls, taking another step towards you, panting.
Since you donāt show any sign of indignation, Evan lets you go, intrigued:
āAre you really going to let him interrupt us again?!ā
āYou heard him, OUT!ā you snap. āHe always comes first, you know that, so get out.ā
āIf you donāt take my side this time, Iām not coming back,ā he threatens and you snicker for a few seconds before you glare at him, trying to control your rage:
āHe said OUT!!!!ā you scream, watching Evan storm out, annoyed you donāt care. J fell silent, happy at his victory, not that he doubted for a second.
āZip me up!ā you tell and turn around so J can do it. āWhatās the emergency? Where are we going?ā you impatiently ask, starting to collect your guns from around the room. He waits for a few more moments before answering:
āIām craving something sweet, bake something for me.ā
āAre you serious?!ā you stop your movement, and he savors your reaction, entertained. āI missed on getting laid because you want something sweet?!ā
āWell, duh, yeah, itās an emergency,ā The Joker smiles, pleased with himself.
āI hate you!ā you fakely cry, outraged and wanting to laugh in the same time. āI really hate you!ā
āThis could be easily avoided if you would just consider what Iāve asked so many times, Pumpkin,ā he stares at you, hoping for a positive outcome.
āYouāre my brother so itās a bad idea,ā you pass your fingers through your hair, not wanting to talk about it.
āMight I remind you weāre not really related, Doll?ā he wants to explain for the hundredth time and you cut him off:
āWhat do you want me to bake you?ā
** You decide to pay him back so you wait until he has his girl over and after carefully calculating your timing, you kick the door open and the bimbo screams, alarmed, jumping off him, struggling to pull her bra straps up.
āAre you decent, Mister J?ā you take a deep breath, ignoring her, noticing heās shirtless. āSomething terrible happened, I need you this instant! Get the hell OUT!ā you bark at the bimbo, delighted you have a chance to ruin his fun.
The girl is confused until J jumps out of bed and pushes her outside the bedroom:
āShe said get out, are you deaf?!ā he slams the door behind her, quickly turning towards you: āWhat is it? Whatās the rush?ā
You step in front of him with a worried look on your face and calmly show him your pinky:
āLike I said, something terrible happened: I broke a nail.ā
His mouth opens and he glances at you, grinding his silver teeth, debating if he should have a temper tantrum or not.
āYou suck!ā he snickers, kicking you in the shin and you laugh, loving the fact that you were able to get even.
** Later that night The Joker sneaks in your room and watches you sleep for a while before he gets in your bed.
āI canāt sleep, Y/N, you ruined my date,ā he elbows you so you can wake up. You are tired and still tipsy from the few drinks you had and donāt even bother to react much.
āJust close your eyes and donāt think of anything else but your pretty sister,ā you smile at the memory and you watch as his face gets really close to yours.
āYouāre not my sisterā¦ā he reaches for your lips and kisses you.
āStop it,ā you frown and back out a bit.
āYouāre not my sisterā¦ā J pulls you in his arms and kisses you again.
āWould you stop it? What got into you?ā you try to fight him but he wonāt let you talk or escape his embrace. āStop itā¦ please?ā you manage to mutter but donāt sound very convincing.
** When you open your eyes heās still there and you panic, slowly waking up and remembering bits and pieces from the previous night.
āJ, why are we naked?ā you ask even if you know the answer. You get out of bed, putting on your lacy robe and shake him. ā J, why are we naked?ā
He just growls and turns on his other side:
āLemme sleep, you kept me up all nightā¦ā he protests, covering his head with the blanket.
You donāt give up and uncover him:
āIsnāt it obvious?ā he stretches and his grin disappears when he sees your teary eyes. āWhatās wrong, Princess?ā he gets on the side of the bed and signals you to come sit in his lap.
āThis is the most stupid thing we ever did and we did a lot of them,ā you whimper, doing as asked and he cups your face, forcing you to look at him.
āIām really not your brother, stop freaking out, hm?ā
āThis is bad, so badā¦ā you keep on repeating, upset.
āIt wasnāt bad at all, Doll, not at all,ā he brushes his lips on your neck and imitates you, moaning: ā Oh, J, donāt stopā¦Oh my God, J, yes!ā
āShush, youāre making it worseā¦ā you pinch his arm, not really knowing what to do at this point.
āYou know, whatās one stupid thing added to the others?,ā he winks, hoping youāll relax soon. āDid you ever wonder why you never liked any of my girlfriends and why I never liked any of your boyfriends?ā J holds you tighter as he asks the question. āThere is only one more stupid thing left to do in order to top what we did last night. You know what Iām talking about, what I always wanted to hear for yearsā¦I rather have you annoy me than someone else,ā he rests his chin on your shoulder, biting his lower lip. Since you donāt answer he continues: āYes then?ā
You sigh and since he didnāt really hear a denial coming from you, he widely smiles, satisfied:
āMy beautiful Doll, didnāt I promise Iāll make you Queen one day?ā
** You enter the VIP room just in time to see the new girl nonchalantly placing herself in The Jokerās lap, giggling as he looks at her, intrigued. He notices you and chuckles, seeing the wild, crazy spark in your green eyes. You take a deep breath, trying so hard not to break her neck while you put his drink you went after on the small glass table by the armchair.
āMove girl,ā you tell her and she gets on Jās left knee, not realizing what sheās up against. One of those stupid, oblivious bimbos that wonāt live too long in this world. Ā You get on his right knee and he wraps his hand around your waist, waiting for you to snap. J caresses your back with a devious smirk the girl canāt even take as a last warning.
āYou like Mister J?ā you seductively blink, tracing his jaw line with your finger. āIsnāt he handsome?ā you roughly kiss him, aroused. Once you part from his lips, you glance at her, resting your forehead on his. āWanna kiss him too?ā
āCould I?ā she excitedly smiles, looking at both of you.
āOh, yes, she loves to share me,ā The Joker rolls his eyes, fully aware of the opposite.
The girl leans over and you cover his mouth just in time; she ends up kissing your knuckles.
āBitch, you would dare??!!ā you instantly lose it, your chest going up and down so fast it finally worries Ā her. She stares at your wedding ring and still has the nerve to open her mouth:
āBut I thought you saidā¦ā
You donāt let her finish. Ā You punch her as hard as you can and since J is not holding her she flies on her back, bumping her head on the silver floor and passes out.
āOops, you made my Queen mad,ā he laughs with all his heart, kicking the limp body.āYou think sheās dead?ā
āSheād better be or Iāll finish the job,ā you grumble and he turns you around so you can straddle his lap and starts purring:
āCalm down, Pumpkin, Iām all yours. Always wasā¦ you just had to say the words.ā
** āUhhh, I canāt sleep,ā J sighs, yanking your arm.
You are dozing off with your head on his shoulder and faintly touch his cheek, searching for the eyes. You close one eyelid: āJust go to sleep and,ā (you close the other) ādonāt think of anything else except your pretty wife.ā
āWell, thatās why I canāt sleep,ā he confesses, pulling you on top of him. āCome on, letās go another round, we gotta catch up for all the lost years.ā
You start laughing, ticklish at the feeling of his lips all over your skin:
āServes me right for being a Queen; Iāll never sleep again.ā
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