(Gordon Ramsay in Gollum’s cave) fuck me it’s dark in here. jesus christ. What the hell is that? A fucking wedding ring? I’d rather get a divorce. holy mackarel(he stumbles in the dark. In the distance he sees a silhuette sitting on a lone rock island in the middle of a lake) oh for fucks sake. what the hell is that thing? It’s eating raw fish. the fish is fucking raw

Come here, you. Yeah, you, hiding behind the fucking rock. It’s eggs, you fucking donkey!!! The answer to the riddle is eggs! Ordinary, boiled fucking eggs

Say hi to Ziva the cuddliest sweetheart out there 

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Power moveI love it.

This is why ASL and other sign languages should be taught in schools everywhere.

The French really don’t fuck around.

Ya     F E E L     me ?

I find it so strange that we seem to all see the same advertisements on here. We all see sword lady, right? That is not how other sites work.

they paid for one ad at a time.

A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.

Your reminder that the new york post is a right wing tabloid, on par with the sun or the daily mail

guy who never gets out of bed before noon: the day goes by so fast i have no time wtf

(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)

stop making fun of bad people for being fat or having small dicks or being socially awkward or whatever else you seem to think is a fair target. none of that shit has anything to do with why theyre bad. i don’t care if a nazi has a stutter or a terf has thinning hair or whatever. at best youre missing the point, at worst your comments are gonna hurt vulnerable people more than they will ever affect the shitty person you’re mocking. why are you so attached to these bullshit standards anyway?

OP is addressed to the people doing it, but im reblogging for the bystanders: reminder that these people aren’t on your side just because they say bad things about bad people, and disagreeing with them doesn’t mean you’re siding with bad people