tired

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

YOU hate JK Rowling!

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

is that simple task bothering you queen

anyway. onto better things

onto better things thursday

what if you adopted a huge mutt from the pound and later you found out it was a werewolf who was staying in canid form for tax evasion purposes. and what’s more fucked up is that you already love your dog and you’ve had them for a while when you find out he’s been just some guy. what then

"what then" baby this is a monsterfucker website

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

this gold shouldn't stay in the comments

The lovely Wies 🥰

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

Chat is this real

no. your problems are everyone elses fault and the answer is to kill people

So true and real thank you for your wisdom ❤️

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

#billions of humans have thought this same thing over the course of the species’ history #and they were right

vinny is an ipad baby but for like cups

his shows

The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good

Wait wait fuck goddamn, dicks is a burger brand, there is not a woman giving head right next to me, she is eating fries and I’m hungry for FRIES