Anti anxiety.

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER

This is amazing but I’m on mobile so the gifs keep freezing. So I’m just sitting here turning purple like a fool. Keep breathing everyone!

Breathing exercises help me a lot.

Interrupted today’s shitposting to say, if you are an American, contact your senators. Call for the impeachment of Trump. And if your senators or representatives are some of the ones protesting the certification of the electoral college, call on them to stop. Be sure to remember their names and how they acted during this time.

IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM GET THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OFF MY BLOG WE ARE NOT FRIENDS I HATE YOU YOU DISGUST ME AND I MEAN THAT WITH EVERY BURNING FIBER OF MY BEING

A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not.

“If I am unashamed of being queer, you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur.”

you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur

EVERYBODY WHO CAME OUT BEFORE YOU HAS TAKEN THE ROCKS AND BOTTLES AND MADE THEM INTO SHIELDS AND WINDCHIMES

Holy motherfucking shit. Don’t fucking come at me about Queer is a slur. I FUCKING KNOW IT IS. It was hurled at me like a fucking spear all through my youth. I know it’s a god damn slur. And it’s mine. You don’t get to take it away from me because you can’t take also away the scars it gave me while I was standing in front of my younger queer siblings in this community. 

always, always reblog this one.

If my enemy swings a sword at me and I take that sword away from them, it’s my sword now. And the person telling me I can’t use it because it belongs to my enemy and I have to give it back to them sounds quite a bit like an enemy themselves.

^^ god that analogy

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Yesssssssssss.

This came around again, but it’s worth sharing and remembering.  You have the right to only accept certain words be used to describe you, but so does everyone else.

I have this bookmarked to through at people who DM me about using the word Queer.

Look who is going to be my pinted Bill ?

Service doggo walks on glass floor for the first time 

(Source)

people who hate taylor swift in 2020 need to at least get some new points. “oh she only writes about breakups” no she writes about murdering este haim’s fictional husband now

⭐️💐💞🌹🌼🍉⚡️🌺💛🌈🌷🍐✨🌾🍄💫🐚☀️

please reblog to let your mutuals and followers know you love them even when they can’t love themselves

💐✨🌈🍉🌺⭐️🐚💞🌾⚡️☀️🌷💛🍄🍐🌼💫🌹

happy holidays! this is your yearly reminder that wrapping paper is NOT recyclable! it can even contaminate an entire neighborhoods recycling, and none of it can be recycled! please make sure to keep your wrapping paper separate from your recycling!

If people want a different option (and bored kids around the holidays) use butcher paper!

Butcher paper can be recycled, and the kids you just set up and let them paint it to their hearts content, making it for a one of a kind paper. No kids or yourself not wanting to paint? You can still dress up butcher paper with colourful string and little gift cards to show it’s Christmas gifts.

Hello Tumblypoos 😍

Here is the OFFICIAL list of 2021 Dashcon panels and activities (so far):

Additionally, we have unfortunately decided to cancel the Tumblr Prom due to unforeseen circumstances (explanation here). We hope you’ll all still have fun anyway ❤️

Have ideas for more panels? Let us know!

Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!

*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit/Super Hell room.

I won’t let this beautiful cursed mess go unseen by my followers

Reading this was like repeatedly taking a baseball bat to the skull

Thank you ❤️

Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!

oh no

oh YES!!!!

Get your 2021 Dashcon Premium Badge HERE!!!!!!!

#what in the actual fuck #theyre not kidding????? (via @kiarrashattered)

Dashcon 2021 Announcement: 

The panel mentioned above called “Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You” has been renamed “Parody Accounts: How Much More Obvious Do I Need to Get? Why Aren’t Any of These People Reading My Bio or Tags or Clicking Any Of My Links? How Many Ways Do I Need To Say It’s A Parody Before People Catch On? I Thought I Was Being Obvious This Time” until further notice.

Get your Dashcon 2021 Clown Badge/VIP Ball Pit Pass HERE!!!!!

Fuck it. Just kill me…

Not until you buy your Dashcon Day Pass! ;)

#oh boy #i was hoping 2021 would be a better year #i am now scared it won’t be (via @lemonelixir)

NEW PANEL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!

At the 2021 Dashcon, there will be a fun new panel called “Parody Accounts in the Age of No Reading Comprehension,” and instead of paying for a pass to get in, you actually get paid to go! $100 to every tumblr user who attends this panel!!! Please attend this panel!!!!!!!

Make all your Dashcon reservations HERE! 💜

SAY SIKE RN

#dashcon isn’t real #it isn’t real #it can’t be real #it isn’t #i refuse (via @tobiasisthechaos​)

Get your VIP Super Hell Ball Pit Pass HERE!!!!!!!

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um no

um YES!!!!!!!

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wait shit I didn’t realize that these links were actually like…good things yes click them please oh my god I am so so sorry

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

^^^

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

BISEXUAL INDIVIDUALS ARE VALID AND LOVED ON THIS BLOG, PASS IT ON!

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

Always.

I love how this started with so much negativity and ended with support and encouragement! Much love to my bi brothers, sisters, and siblings! ❤

Much love to my bi brothers, sisters, siblings, mothers, fathers, and other parental figures! (I figured I’d add that because my actual mom is literally bi so)

if u don’t support them block me this is coming from someone who is questioning and thinking they’re bi

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

goddamnit.

all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

English: the language that pretty much sounds like it’s making things up as it goes

This is literally the best post We’ve seen all day

You’d think that you’d know at least most of a language after speaking it fluently for most of 17 years. With English, you’d be wrong.

I think we should all support this trend too!

@highladyofravenclaw

hey! so for those of you who didn’t already know, i currently live in Japan, where same-sex marriage is not yet legal. tomorrow afternoon, the Japanese Diet is having a hearing concerning same-sex marriage, and they’re “gauging interest” based on the viewership of the livestream. basically, if people don’t watch, they’ll just write off the issue as niche and avoid it for as long as possible.

i’m posting about this here because, for ~some reason~, the hearing is to start at 1pm. on a regular thursday. when people are at work.

so, for those of you who will be awake at 1pm JST on thursday the 26th of november, i ask you to please contribute to the youtube live viewer count. i’ll put the link in a reblog.

thanks in advance!

youtube live is here

This is 11PM EST on November 25th if you have trouble with time zones.

If you live in an area that uses PST, it’s at 8 PM tonight!

this is 10 pm CST, today wednesday november 25th!! it is in 4 and a half hours