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Canadian Villain Garth Vader

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sorry babe I'm gonna be running a bit late, I started watching a video essay about all the problems inherent to a game I've never played

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pointnclick

awesome gives me time to watch this video essay talking about themes in a film i've never watched

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i’m tired and trying to move my million gb of photos onto an external hard drive and I just want to make out with my Plant Boy.

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you know you have someone special when he wants to watch cult documentaries with you and make out.

him: *kissing the back of my neck*

tv: KEITH RANIERE LURED WOMEN INTO HIS SEX CULT

me: I'm the luckiest lady hee hee 😍😍

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yo.... when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders....

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Jet: He’s a firebender!

The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.

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anaiisapphic

THE TAGS

It's the Lee From The Tea Shop Protection Squad

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scipunk63

Jet: I HAVE DEDUCED THAT THE CHILD WITH HALF HIS FACE BURNED OFF IS A FIRE BENDER!

Patron: No one is impressed by you.

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my cousin is the one I'd be talking to about this but she's dead so I just cry myself to sleep at night wishing my life wasn't so fucking tragic.

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Lol I hate being right about good things in my life

(that the other shoe always fucking drops)

🙃🙃🙃🙃

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I had 2 people on either side of COVID masks get upset at me today and all I did was exist so that chalks one up for ruining my perfectly good day gazing at my new boy person and enjoying my job .

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