How to Party in a Baby Carrier Shirt

A Guide to enjoying a party in your New Baby Carrier Shirt

I would not recommend this to a Football party full of guys, but if it is a social drinking party with the ladies there it can be quite interesting.

Step 1 : Get The Funny Baby Shirt

Step 2 : Get Invited To a Party

Step 3 : Show up with your Funny Baby Carrier Shirt on

Step 4 : Draw Attention to yourself

Stop in the door for a bit, or as you come down stairs, this is what is called framing, just for a second, when the door opens usually people will look, and there you are in your ridiculous baby carrier tee, and you know everyone in the party is going to talk about you.

Some ladies might occasionally think you have an actual baby and approach you,  your already meeting women.  All you have to do is continue the conversation. Your a walking conversation piece, if anyone at the party wants to meet you they are filled with the opening lines for doing so. If you get stuck and don’t know what to say, you can just start talking about the baby.

Step 5 : Use the shirt to help you through the evening.

Introduce Him:

“He likes to be referred to as “Little Dude””

To Hit on Women:

“The baby wanted to meet you.”

“I think he likes you.”

Scam extra beers:

“Thanks for the beer, can I get one for “Little Dude” also ?”

Dealing with your mistakes:

“I didn’t spill the beer, I was just feeding the baby.”

“Oh sorry,  it was the baby, he  likes to grab onto things.”

To Be funny:

“We still aren’t sure who the real mother is.”

Cop the extra long hugs:

“Little Dude says he is still hungry.”

You always have a friend:

“I didn’t come alone.” (Point to chest)

In The Bedroom:

“I know he is cute, but I think he would look cuter on your bedroom floor.”

After you party for a while with a Funny Baby Carrier Shirt, you will wonder how you ever partied  without one.

How to Party in a Baby Carrier Shirt was originally published on Chasing Carrots - Blog

Pac Man Dinner Shirt

Pac Man Dinner Shirt – Click Image

Having escaped the maze, Pac decided the time for pay back was overdue. He wanted his victims alone, and off-guard.

Pac took to the internet, and located contacts for his foes. After some time in the search engine, and then clicking through various links of social media, he found his targets. Blinky would be first.

Pac set up a sexy ghost social media profile, the type he knew Blinky would like, made contact, and chatted until Blinky offered a date. Pac suggested the place and time.

This is where the trap was set, this is where Pac showed up just a bit later than expected for his big dinner.

Pac Man Dinner Shirt

Pac Man Dinner Shirt was originally published on Chasing Carrots - Blog

Astronaut Holding Moon T-Shirt

Astronaut Holding Moon Shirt – Click Image

As darkness is broken, by the pale Moon’s light, our vision awakens, we see in the night.

  This beacon above us, relives us from dark, when bulbs have no brightness, and no source of sparks.

  Though days must divide us, don’t see it above, the Moon still abides us, this Moon that I love.

  Astronaut Holding Moon T-Shirt

Astronaut Holding Moon T-Shirt was originally published on Chasing Carrots - Blog

Epic Octopus Shirt

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Kaleidoscope of colors,

and multitudes of mush.

Although it can move quickly,

not feeling that it must.

  It’s octopedal body,

kicking up some dust,

makes it’s sneaky way,

mimic that which are encrust.

  It makes like an umbrella,

as though caught up in a gust,

and then upon contraction,

it accelerates in thrust.

Epic Octopus Shirt

  Epic Octopus Shirt was originally published on Chasing Carrots - Blog

Pandarine Shirt - Panda Wolverine

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Savage, unpredictable, unstoppable–all of those words describe the beast known as Panderine. He is without a doubt the most formidable member of the Burly-Men, and, some would say the most loyal as well. His razor-sharp claws and his ferocious attitude make his enemies think twice about crossing him- and those that do cross him rarely get the chance to repeat their mistake! Seeking solace from his dark history, Pandarine, also known as Pandy, seems to have found love and contentment with Red Pandafox. Pandarine’s peaceful existence is shattered when Mangy Breed, his vicious half brother, brutally insults Pandafox. Pandy’s thirst for revenge launches him into the Panda X program, where he undergoes a painful procedure to bond his bones with pandamantium, making him virtually indestructible and more than a match for Mangy. Pandarine – Panda Wolverine Shirt

Pandarine Shirt – Panda Wolverine was originally published on Chasing Carrots - Blog

Color Blind - Counting Crows With Lyrics

As a westerner spending most of my life living in foreign lands I am often more than a bit out of place. Sometimes local people might wonder how people like me think, and often turn to stereotypes to fill in the massive amount of blanks. This song was written by Adam Duritz, I think it was his expression of feeling a bit out of place sometimes. I have meant to post this here for years, so I may as well do it now before I postpone it again.

Enjoy.

Colorblind Lyrics

I am colorblind Coffee black and egg white Pull me out from inside I am ready, I am ready, I am ready, I am taffy stuck and tongue tied Stutter shook and uptight Pull me out from inside I am ready, I am ready, I am ready, I am fine I am covered in skin No one gets to come in Pull me out from inside I am folded and unfolded and unfolding I am colorblind Coffee black and egg white Pull me out from inside I am ready, I am ready, I am ready, I am fine I am fine I am fine

Color Blind – Counting Crows With Lyrics was originally published on Chasing Carrots - Blog

Jellyfish Balloon Girl Shirt

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Having brought the creatures up from the depths of the ocean, the girl raised her bloom of jellyfish towards the clear blue sky.

The jellyfish welcomed the free space around them, having been weighed down for an eternity by the force of the surrounding sea they had never experienced the ability to be so truly free.

As the light of the sun traveled through the jellyfish’s translucent pulsing bodies, shimmering rainbows formed on the body of the little girl, and ground on which she now began to dance.

Jellyfish Balloon Girl Shirt

  Other Designs

Jellyfish Balloon Girl Shirt was originally published on Chasing Carrots - Blog

Herbie The Love Chimp Shirt

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Welcome to the Simiantona, the “Grand Coconut” of mixed primate bicycle racing. Among today’s favorites has to be Herbie, number 53, on his custom white banana bike.

He’s defiantly our top primate to watch, after winning the pole for today’s event. Though Herbie is weaker at the peddles than most of the other primates, he seems to make up for it with pure heart, and some amazing steering dexterity.

Gentlemen, start your peddling.

Herbie The Love Chimp Shirt

Herbie The Love Chimp Shirt was originally published on Chasing Carrots - Blog

Skunk Anansie - You Do Something To Me (Acoustic Live In London)

Every time I hear this song I think I should share this here on the Blog. For years I haven’t, so I am sharing it now.

Skunk Anansie – You Do Something To Me You do something to me Something deep inside I’m hanging on the wire For a love I’ll never find You do something wonderful Then chase it all away Mixing my emotions That throws me back again Hanging on the wire, I’m waiting for the change I’m dancing through the fire, Just to catch a flame An’ feel real again Hanging on the wire, Said I’m waiting for the change I’m dancing through the fire, Just to catch a flame An’ feel real again You do something to me Somewhere deep inside I’m hoping to get close to A peace I cannot find -Dancing through the fire yeah Just to catch a flame Just to get close to, Just close enough To tell you that You do something to me Something deep inside

Skunk Anansie – You Do Something To Me (Acoustic Live In London) was originally published on Chasing Carrots - Blog

MC Lord Vader Shirt

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Between rebel uprisings and the building of Death Stars, Lord Vader often found his day to day life a bit boring, to pass the time he would often begin a new hobby. Since Vader had recently been picking up vibes from his various subordinates of him being stiff, scary and boring. He thought he would make a new cool persona for himself as a MC Vader.

After some practice Vader finally gathered many of his workers in a large auditorium on the Death star for his musical debut. He began to spin out some rhythms an beats towards his crowd, but they just stood there and looked at him.

Darth then had an idea, as he played his music, he started to force push them around the dance floor, occasionally slamming them into one another and jigging with the beat.

MC Vader T-Shirt

MC Lord Vader Shirt was originally published on Chasing Carrots - Blog

Watch with Closed Captioning on Japan is Trolling us XD

Hear Speak See More Evil Monkey Shirt

See More, Hear More, Speak More Evil Shirt – Click Image

During a recent photo shoot of the world famous speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil chimps, there was a short rebellion from the apes which took place right in the middle of the photo shoot. The chimps removed their hands from their respective hands, ears and eyes, then from behind them brought out a few items which we’re quite opposite to their proposed roles.

One chimp donned some 3D glasses, so he could see the evil in all it’s dimensions, one put on headphones to hear the evil in full high definition stereo sound, and the last chimp brought out a microphone, and began to speak evil amplified through the room.

Some jerk then threatened to smack the chimps with a nearby towel, so the apes then went back to ignoring evil.

Hear Speak See More Evil Monkey Shirt

Hear Speak See More Evil Monkey Shirt was originally published on Chasing Carrots - Blog

Jason And Freddy Selfie Shirt

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During the 80s, Jason and Freddy were on the tips over everyone’s tongues. No one had ever seen such scary mayhem and destruction by single individuals before. Although the two could at best be called extremely antisocial, they loved that all the news papers, and TV stations reported on their epic adventures.

Times changed through the 90s, at first the depression caused by all the people listening to grunge music made people forget the fear of death, and then late in the 90s, when the internet became mainstream, as everyone’s computer screens were filled with kitten pictures, you just didn’t hear about Freddy and Jason’s epic adventures anymore.

Jason e-mailed Freddy just recently about their shared problem, Freddy e-mailed back, then a whole series of e-mails flowed back and forth. In the end the two decided to take a page from Kim Kardashians book, and posted this selfie.

Jason Freddy Selfie Shirt

Jason And Freddy Selfie Shirt was originally published on Chasing Carrots - Blog