Now all of Steam knows I'm a whore

mutuals do this

oh to be gently held like a ceramic goose salt and pepper shaker

they can exist separately but they want to be touching!! 😭

i studied software which means i’ll never pay for spotify and i’ll destroy an alexa on sight

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

they just don’t assassinate mfs like they used to

for my next trick i'll make you fall in love with me *does absolutely nothing and keeps staring at you*

SNOOPY NO!! STOP!!!

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

predictably it’s them again

me, on my posts: *writes as little info as humanly possible* 

me, in the tags: so anyway, all my problems started on a hot summer day in the late 90′s, when i was born… 

no fuckin way i

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I’ve been looking for this post bc this is how I’ve felt for months now