Pretentious Fuck

It's my day off today, I'm gonna spend the whole day relaxing🐰🌛✨

carbon monoxide

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

#funny#if the lady's a keeper she would make a funny comment to dissipate the tension#'my good knight though I admire your skills you have no need to fight the whole earth for my sake'

This would be amazing.

"As I was saying, milady," he springs to his feet, declaring proudly, "I worship the very ground you - " before tripping again.

#my knight in stumbling armor

sorry for being a lovestruck faggot I promise it will happen again

a little reminder! by anna-laura art

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) dir. Tobe Hooper

Done completely with the brush set I just released on Ko-fi!

I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

Are there any other particularly egregious examples?

This book already exists, sort of! Or at least, it’s a biology textbook but I bought it for writing purposes:

It starts with a chapter about freezing to death, and it is without a doubt the scariest thing I’ve read in years (and I read a lot of horror fiction).

This book can be downloaded for free on Researchgate, posted there by the author himself:

The Biology of Human Survival: Life and Death in Extreme Environments

butch4butch aziracrow morning routine ☕🫧

drew this for my dear friend hucks birthday and it went down Very Well

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supernatural season 4

sam: guys i think im the devil incarnate

cas and dean for the past thirty-three minutes:

Nothing Fades Like the Light - Orville Peck fanart.

madonna-whore (revolutionary girl utena)

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