Jason: well who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night
Leo: I do! they call me the midnight barber
Jason: yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties
Leo: is it
Jason: yeah, so don't ever be be doing that to me!
Leo: I do do it to you
Jason: what
Leo: who'd you think cuts your hair, einstein
Jason: my hair just doesn't grow very fast
Leo: what, you think it stays that length naturally. I'm in there, in the night styling away
Jason: how dare you do that to me, in the night, when I'm oblivious
Leo: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I'll lean you against the pillow and ill go at you
Jason: that's perverted