Round dogsdogs,

mr boombastic

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

me, alone in my room, logging my calories after eating dinner with my family

Im totally here for love buff women and tall women cause is a MOOD but if you dont also love fat women then whats the point? You are just a coward

It’s mass. We like girl. More girl per unit.

me trying to find mighty guy

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

Weak

anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

Me when I see ankles on tumblr after December 17th

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

me and the girls on our way to the grocery store to buy totino’s pizza rolls