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i owe three more starters but ill!! probably make them tmrw! i’m getting lazy tbh
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▼ ⦓ MABEL. ❜:
ooh- a customer! a boy customer, with.. body paint and horns? a super cool customer !! he didn’t look like anyone she’d seen before, though he could totally be someone dressed up for some special occasion. though nobody had mentioned anything about any sort of event happening today. mabel jumped, leaning on the counter with a smile at the boy. “ hi !! i’m mabel, and welcome to the mystery shack !! are you looking for any kind mysterious thing in general ? “
he was caught off guard when he saw the girl. a human girl. she looked young. she may be only learning not to do things such as this. there was no reason to reprimand her too hard. ❝ you seem like you are still a wiggler, but you should be more mindful of others. some people are heavily affected by someone sneaking up on them. ❞ kankri paused before answering her question. ❝ i am kankri vantas. i am wondering if i am perhaps close to beforus. or alternia as it is now know. do you have know of these places? i am not meant to be in this ❛ mystery shack. ❜ if you are not in possession of such knowledge, i would like to request to speak to your lusus. or guardian. if i recall correctly, that is what you humans refer to them as. ❞
▼ ⦓ @piningstar.❜
he must be out of sgrub. but if he was...just where was he? he found himself in front of a building with the sign ‘mystery shack’ on it. he was completely and utterly lost. well no one was out here. he would have to go inside and see if anyone would help him. he walked inside and looked around. this was some sort of shop. an...interesting one to say the least. was there anyone in here? he still wasn’t seeing anyone as of yet.
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▼ ⦓ MEULIN. ❜:
❝ Oh, Kankri! My shippers heart stops fur nobody! No matter how hard you try, the ships will find you. ❞
❝ you have put up a picture of myself alongside the grubsteak that i was eating the other day. and there are matespritship markings all over it. there are many things wrong with this. my matesprit cannot be such a thing. i do not think anyone has ever taken grubsteak as a matesprit. or a moirail or kismesis or just--anything for that matter. the only purpose it serves is to go down your meal tunnel. i do not understand what is going on in your nugbone. please remove this.”
▼ ⦓ KARKAT. ❜:
“ For the t h o u s a n t h time, I don’t NEED a trigger warning for every fucking conversation! I’m a big troll who can handle himself pretty okay!
As for ‘ Do I need something’, y e s or, I wouldn’t drag my sorry waste chute with my metaphorical tail between my walking stubs over to you.
I need advice on something; concerning someone HARASSING me.”
❝ i beg to differ. it is always important to be aware of the topics being covered beforehand. i do not doubt that you can take care of yourself, but i still feel what i am doing is right. but for your sake, i will not drone on about this. i will instead focus on a different subject. you said you are being harrassed? i am sorry to hear this is happening. i will do my best to find the most appropriate way to approach this situation. now tell me, what is going on? have they used derogatory language in reference to you? slurs perhaps? have they been physically harassing you? when did this start? do you perhaps have any idea why this started to happen in the first place? ❞
▼ ⦓ @mewlisten ❜
❝ meulin, i would like to ask once again that you take me off of your ‘shipping wall’. i have told you this time and time again, i am not interested in filling my quadrants. ❞
▼ ⦓ @bloodmade ❜
❝ is there something you need, karkat? have you come to be educated further on a certain topic? depending on what you pick it may contain content that is heavily triggering. worry not, i will be sure to warn you beforehand. ❞
i really should get more threads going so starter call!
please try and take int9 c9nsideration the fact that there are pe9ple that are triggered 6y these l9ud n9ises 9f y9urs. i am 9ne 9f th9se pe9ple. d9 n9t d9 this again, y9u 6ark6east-human hy6rid. is it alright t9 refer to y9u as such? i have never met s9me9ne such as y9urself. if i have used a der9gatory term, i ask that y9u tell me right away. i d9 h9pe i have n9t used any triggering language against y9u and i i ap9l9gize if i have d9ne such a thing. aside fr9m this tiny mistake 9f y9urs, y9u seem like an adequate pers9n. 6ark6east. is there a term that sh9uld 6e used t9 refer t9 y9ur kind? d9 y9u identify m9re as a human 9r an animal? 9r is it a mix 9f b9th? i want t9 be as inf9rmd as i can 9n these things in the event that i come acr9ss m9re of y9ur kind. i thank y9u in advance.
▼ ⦓ @furdetemporis ❜
where was he? this certainly wasn’t his dream bubble. nor was it the dream bubble of anyone he knew. he must be out of sgrub. there were an outrageous number of humans around, yet not a single troll in sight besides himself. he stood out like a sore thumb. ❝ this is such a strange environment. ❞ he tried to find a semblance of something familiar, but nothing was showing up thus far. then he heard a loud bark from a dog. it scared him so much that he took out his whistle and blew it. ❝ dang barkbeast... ❞ he could really use some help.
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the one time I draw something like this I forget that the character I’m drawing isn’t supposed to be wearing normal pants
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▼ ⦓ DAMARA. ❜:
getting an idea, she walked over, getting rather close to him. once close enough, she slowly pulled the whistle back over his head, letting her hands linger on his chest. her face was probably a bit too close for comfort but this was also done on purpose.
“ 私はそれを返しました。あなたは私に好意を借りています。性的な好意。”
he didn’t think it could get any worse, but it did. this was getting out of hand. he quickly backed away from her and reached for his whistle. then he dropped it a moment later. he couldn’t use it. that would mean...an indirect kiss. he couldn’t do that. ❝ A F-FAVOR? A WHAT FAVOR?! IT IS SOMETHING LEWD, ISN’T IT?! I WILL DO NO SUCH THING! ❞
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▼ ⦓ DAMARA. ❜ :
a small smirk appeared on her face as she slowly put the whistle to her mouth. he was already red as it was, this was just too fun. she blew the whistle a couple of times, looking him dead in the eye as she did so.
“ 私に。この笛はあなたの口を持つあなたは良好なものとしておく必要があります。見せて。 ”
this was the worst. he hated that she was like this. he was blushing up to his ears now. he didn’t even pay attention to what she had said. ❝ Y-YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW, DAMARA!! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO USE THAT WHISTLE BESIDES ME! ❞ he was practically screaming at this point. he would have tried to take it back, but it was around her neck. ❝ GIVE IT BACK THIS INSTANT!! ❞
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#tw
tag drop
#▼ ⦓ you are drowning in the sorrow of a billion opinions ; you're the conquered stars && divided hearts. (visage.) ❜#▼ ⦓ don't hold me up now ; i can stand my own ground. ❜ (musings.)#▼ ⦓ is it true what they say that words are weapons? ; && if it is then everybody best stop steppin'. ❜ (asks.)#▼ ⦓ ask memes. ❜#▼ ⦓ check y9ur privilege. ❜ (about kankri.)#▼ ⦓ not the whistle boy. ❜ (ooc.)#▼ ⦓ dash comm. ❜#▼ ⦓ crack. ❜#▼ ⦓ self promo. ❜#▼ ⦓ promos. ❜
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▼ ⦓ DAMARA. ❜:
“是非、それを取得します。あなたはそれに取り組んでいる一方で、先に行き、私にあなたの口を使用しています。 ”
❝ use my mouth on...w-what? what are you saying? if you are implying that i engage in any form of sexual intercourse with you, i will not go along with such things. i will remind you yet again that i intend to remain abstinent. i have no interest in such lewd acts. i only want my whistle back. ❞ his face was burning red as he tried to steal back the item she stole from him. this was so annoying.