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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

@teamlupin / teamlupin.tumblr.com

Hi I'm Rachel. I'm 20 now. I like stuff. I haven't updated this blog much since I was 16, but I just roll with it now. I love the Bee Movie.  Twitter: @rachelk_44 My face My writing  marauders are up to no good
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Queer Eye Fab Five as John Mulaney Quotes

Jonathan: Then, for a back story, I will pepper in the fact that I’m gay.
Antoni: Some people give off a vibe right away of like, don’t fuck with me. My vibe is more like “Hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologise to you!”
Tan: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then I’ll die.
Karamo: The more you do stuff, the better you get with dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
Bobby: Now I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.
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God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?

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This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

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im very happy and proud that i live for women and not for men

the fact y’all are saying “you should live for yourself” is so funny like bitch being the biggest dyke on earth n not giving a fuck is already living for myself lmao

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“There’s a Japanese phrase that I like: koi no yokan. It doesn’t mean love at first sight. It’s closer to love at second sight. It’s the feeling when you meet someone that you’re going to fall in love with them. Maybe you don’t love them right away, but it’s inevitable that you will.”

— Nicola Yoon, The Sun Is Also a Star

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