this is the point the berenstein and berenstain universes are reconverging
Queer Eye Fab Five as John Mulaney Quotes
”You can call me anything you like.“, Heavenly Creatures (1994)
nyc gays: gays can’t drive
gays literally everywhere else:
say what you want, but this shit was as good if not better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?
This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.
The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need
This… is genius film criticism. A+
im very happy and proud that i live for women and not for men
the fact y’all are saying “you should live for yourself” is so funny like bitch being the biggest dyke on earth n not giving a fuck is already living for myself lmao
# a constant mood
so no one told you life was gonna be this gay
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
“There’s a Japanese phrase that I like: koi no yokan. It doesn’t mean love at first sight. It’s closer to love at second sight. It’s the feeling when you meet someone that you’re going to fall in love with them. Maybe you don’t love them right away, but it’s inevitable that you will.”
— Nicola Yoon, The Sun Is Also a Star
‘hey, we’re bees’ is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation