Witch Tip:

If you’re using currency for a spell, be sure to cleanse it first.

You don’t know what kind of energies it’s absorbed before getting in your hands.

$20 Tuesday

Like/reblog to find $20

Like/reblog on a Tuesday to find extra money

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Emoji spell for obtaining more money with less Stress and effort

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Emoji spell for money to make its way into your pockets 😉😉

CITIES WITH STARS

Light pollution, while a testament to our technological advances, has blanketed our view of the universe and decoupled our relationship with the cosmos. For the billions of people living in areas where less than 20 stars can be seen in the night sky, it is practically impossible to imagine a natural sky blanketed with upwards of 2,500 stars backed by great ribbons of billions of stars which can be found in our Galaxy: The Milky Way.

Just how different would our city skies look, if there was no artificial lighting?

Keep reading

The Magician

Another card in my Modern Witch series. Workin’ up to finishing the major arcana cards at the very least as an expansion pack for your Rider-Waite decks. 

Print here.

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Self-Care Tips Masterpost

Hi, my lovelies! I figured that making a single resource for all these self-care posts would be really helpful, so, here it is! When I write new posts, I will add them to this list with a time stamp of the latest update. :-) Love u! ~ L-PF ♡

(Last Updated: July 20th, 2017, 10:00 AM - Pacific Time *Up To Date!* Not taking requests! ~

Air Witch Self-Care Tips

Angelic Self-Care Tips

Autumn Witch Self-Care Tips

Baby Witch Self-Care Tips

Beauty Witch Self-Care Tips

Boy Witch Self-Care Tips

Budget Witch Self-Care Tips

Cosmic Witch Self-Care Tips

Crystal Witch Self-Care Tips

Death Witch Self-Care Tips

Draconian Self-Care Tips

Earth Witch Self-Care Tips

Fairy Witch Self-Care Tips

Fire Witch Self-Care Tips

Flowerchild Self-Care Tips

Genderfluid Witch Self-Care Tips

Goddess Self-Care Tips

Gothic Witch Self-Care Tips

Ice Witch Self-Care Tips

Love Witch Self-Care Tips

Mermaid Self-Care Tips

Moonchild Self-Care Tips

Music Witch Self-Care Tips

Princess Self-Care Tips

Rain Witch Self-Care Tips

Rose Witch Self-Care Tips

Spoonie Witch Self-Care Tips

Swan Witch Self-Care Tips

Water Witch Self-Care Tips

Weather Witch Self-Care Tips

Wolf Witch Self-Care Tips

Amazing!

🌼spread some on your lips for sweet words all day or to resolve an argument

🌼put a small dab behind your ear to attract a lover

🌼rub some on your eyelid to give you a more optimistic view of the world

🌼take a spoonful before bed for sweet dreams

🌼add some to a spell to give it extra power

🌼mix some in with tea or water when you’re feeling down for a happiness boost

🌼add a teaspoon to your bath to make it a healing bath

🌼anoint a penny in honey and then wrap it in a mint leaf and put it in your wallet or by your door to bring in money and prosperity

*if you’re worried about stickyness dilute with water

Fake Service Dogs?

You’re sitting at a cafe with your friend when suddenly a woman walks in with a toy poodle in her purse. The manager at the counter informs her “I’m sorry, but we do not allow dogs”. She replies with a heavy sigh and a “She’s a service dog. She can come with me”. Not knowing much about service dog law, and worrying about getting sued for asking further questions, he sits this woman down at a booth. There, she promptly unzips her purse and places the dog on the booth seat next to her. When the woman’s food comes out, the little dog begs and she feeds her bits off her plate. This dog is not public access trained, and proceeds to bark at those who walk by. This dog is a nuisance and causes many in the restaurant to complain. The manager cannot do anything but inform the unhappy customers that this is a service dog, so he can’t ask her to leave. In the end, it’s the customers who end up leaving.

Now I walk in with my highly trained service dog pressed against my leg in a perfect heel position, and I’m quickly bombarded by the manager telling me “No dogs! No dogs! We ALL know what happened last time”. Confused, I tell him “This is my medical alert and medical response service dog. Her right to accompany me is protected under federal law.” With a sigh, he seats me at a table far away from others where my dog promptly tucks under my feet, out of sight. When my food arrives my dog is still tucked tightly under the table because she knows she’s not supposed to eat when she’s on duty. She stays there ignoring those who walk past for the remainder of my meal. When we leave, a woman by the door exclaims “Woah, I didn’t know there was a dog here!”

See the difference?

Scenario number two occurs at a local grocery store when a man decides to bring his certified emotional support animal into the store with him. Upon entering he flashes a fancy ID card and certification papers. This dog is not as unruly as the first, but he still forges ahead of his handler, sniffs the food on display, and may seek attention from those who walk past. You find this dog adorable, and when he and his owner walk past you ask to pet him. The owner says yes and explains how all he had to do was go online, register his dog, and a few weeks later they sent him a vest, ID card, and certification papers.

Now I pull into the same grocery store. I’m in a rush to get an ingredient for a dish I’m making so I hurry into the store with my service dog next to me. I’m quickly stopped by a manager who demands to see my service dog’s certification card. Remember, this is NOT required by law, and most real service dog teams don’t have them. After 15 minutes of trying to educate, pulling up the ADA website on my phone, back and forth bickering, and drawing more of a crowd than I want to describe… I’m finally allowed in. I grab my ingredient, stand in line (where my service dog obediently moves between my legs to make space for those around me), and I get bombarded by people asking to pet my dog. I explain that she’s working, she has a very important job to do, and she’s not allowed to be pet while on duty. People walk away grumbling and complaining about how rude I was when other handlers like the man they met earlier allow their dog to be pet.

Moral of the story? Fake service dogs create real problems. The ones who are impacted the most are the true service dog handlers who rely on their dogs every day to help mitigate their disability. How would you feel if everywhere you went, you couldn’t make it 10 feet in the door because people were asking you questions? Imagine how much time that would take out of your already hectic day. Businesses lose customers because word gets out that there are unruly dogs in their store, customers become misinformed and start thinking some of these behaviors are okay, some people even start to believe the lies that anyone can just register their dog online and make him a service dog. The result? MORE fake service dogs. MORE real problems.

I will reblob this until I die because it’s one of the few things that constantly genuinely infuriates me

how & when to cleanse your tarot cards ✨

how to cleanse:

shuffle - shuffle your cards for some time with cleansing intent.

sort the cards - put the cards back in the order of the major arcana from 0-21, wands, cups, swords, and then pentacles. let them stay like this for a short while, until you feel they’re cleansed, and then shuffle them again.

crystals - choose a crystal with your intent and place it on top of your deck, or create a crystal grid around it.

smoke cleansing - pass your deck through the smoke of burnt sage or rosemary, or through the smoke from insense.

sunlight/moonlight - natural light sources give healing energies to your deck. sunlight is more masculine, while moonlight is more feminine. keep this in mind when choosing a light source and what’s best for your deck.

meditation - meditate on the cards. this may be one card at a time or the whole deck at once.

yoga - do yoga with your deck, this will soothe and cleanse you both and create a stronger bond between you and your deck.

sound - use a song, a bell, or an instrument to wash vibrations over and through your deck to release energy.

salt - sprinkle salt gently over your deck or put your deck in an airtight bag and submerge it in a bowl of salt and let the salt absorb pent up energies.

sigils - write a cleansing sigil on a slip of paper and put it in the box or bag with your deck.

fresh air - set your deck on a windowsill by a cracked open window. allow the movement of fresh air to cleanse the pent up energy from your cards.

close contact - keep your deck beside or under your pillow as you sleep to both cleanse and build a close relationship with your deck.

when to cleanse:

brand new deck - if you bought or have been gifted a new or secondhand deck, the best way to sort out its energy is to cleanse it before the first use.

after each use - this is the best way to upkeep the health of your cards.

every day - a great way to take care of your cards, routine cleansing is a wonderful daily ritual for you and your deck.

when someone else touches it - energies can get muddled when someone other than the reader touches a deck.

after a complicated reading - your deck can run out of energy quickly when you ask it to do a complcated reading, and the best way to replenish these energies is to cleanse.

after not using it for a while - stagnant energies will build up in your deck if you go a while between uses. the best way to counteract this is a thorough cleansing.

with your life cycles - whether moon cycles, menstrual cycles, or sleep cycles, cleansing your deck when your energy is high can be a good idea.

whenever your deck tells you - sometimes you will be able to feel when your deck needs to be cleansed. a good cleansing and recharging is helpful when shuffling becomes difficult, you’re getting the same cards repeatedly, or you feel your deck run low on energy.

Last Wednesday, FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler announced a proposal for new rules that would allow for a “ fast lane” of Internet traffic for content providers who are willing (and able) to pay a fee. [1] The proposal reverses the FCC’s previous commitment to net neutrality and open internet and allows ISP’s like Comcast or Verizon to slow down and censor services that don’t pay the toll.

We have to be totally honest, this situation is seriously grim. But there is still hope. The FCC already knows that the Internet community wants net neutrality, but they think they can put their spin on these new rules and sneak them through. If we can prove them wrong right now with a massive public outcry, we can literally save the Internet once again.

We need to stop the FCC now. Big business groups are already ramping up lobbying efforts with the FCC in swarms since Wednesday’s announcement in support of censoring the open Internet and to ensure this dangerous proposal moves forward. [2]

This is a critical moment. In the last few weeks more than 65,000 people have taken action with us. Can you help us get to 80,000 by the end of the day today?

[1] Gautham Nagesh. “FCC to Propose New ‘Net Neutrality’ Rules”. http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304518704579519963416350296

[2] Edward Wyatt. Edward Wyatt. “Lobbying Efforts Intensify After F.C.C. Tries 3rd Time on Net Neutrality” http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/25/business/lobbying-efforts-intensify-after-fcc-tries-3rd-time-on-net-neutrality.html?hpw&rref=politics

  - Fight For The Future

we’re almost ¾ of the way there!! c’mon guys, every bit counts!

will it ever stop

fucking signal boost

IF YOU ARE NOT SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

IF THE U.S. FALLS TO THIS IT WILL OPEN OTHER DANGEROUS DOORS INTERNATIONALLY.

Start a civil war against the US government.

Signal boost for my us followers

I try to keep the things I reblog as blog/mun-centric as possible, but this is something I just can’t let slide.

I’ve been following this cause since last year.  I’ve signed petitions, I’ve called representatives, I’ve been to protests, the whole nine yards.

This right here?  This is not a joke.  This is seriously happening, guys.

Remember the Wikipedia shutdown?  That was to protest this right here.  If you haven’t taken action against this yet, frankly, what is wrong with you?  If this doesn’t get stopped, we’re going to lose the thing that brings us all together unless we shell out huge sums of cash to these corrupt bastards.

Do not just sit there and keep browsing.

Do not scroll past this.

Fight.

I’ve been reblogging every single Net Neutrality post

I may think its useless but I also believe in HOPE so KEEP TRYING

Hi, I don’t curse, but can we all just agree that cursing white supremacists is a really good-heckin idea right now? Can everyone please just get along and work together to annihilate the fucking Nazis? Just imagine we’ve got our cursers on offense here in combat sending forth their collective conscious force of magickal fucking wrath and non-cursers on support throwing binding spells left and god damn right, energizing the magickally drained cursers after battle, and healing those ill-affected by the war. I’m honestly not settling for less than some fantastic full fledged army of Nazi-ass-busting witches here.

I’m in

Idea for non-curser witches: you can always bind their sorry asses from hurting and harming others. Just a friendly witch tip ;)

It’s also a good idea to cast protection/good luck spells to help protect the people in danger of nazi bullshit

I’m glad you all enjoyed this edition of “Late Night Stonery Ramblings with Amanda” which I barley remember writing from my apparent high-induced inspiration for motivational speeches and destroying the Nazis.

I’m gonna be slaving away at the keyboard today gathering a wide variety of information to compile a detailed master post with spells and tips for both cursers and non-cursers to all gather and merrily participate in the Nazi-ass-busting together in harmony.

Did y’all think I was messing around? 

Healing Spells:  

[A Spell To Bring Light and Positivity Where There Is None]

[Cleansing and Healing Spell Bottle]

[Candle Healing Spell]

[Spell To Regain/Enhance Energy]

[Healing and Protection From Abuse]

[Comfort and Courage Jar Spell]

[Healing Spirits Soup] - *vegan friendly*

{Healing Loved Ones Spell]

Protection Spells: (for both protection of yourself and others targeted by Nazis)

[A Guide to Successful Casting Successful Wards]

[I Send You Safety Spell]

[Empath Protection Jar]  – for my fellow empaths out there who have an incredibly hard time handling the suffering of innocent people.

[Protection Jewelry] 

[Warding Meditation]

[A Spell to Prepare for Difficult Times and Give You The Power to Rise] 

[Protection Powder]

[Spell Jar to Protect American Minorities] - I need to give a special shout out to the creator here because this spell is fucking awesome and is absolutely perfect for this cause and useful for all types of witches!

[Mini Protection Vial]

[Bravery Protection Spell]

Protection Sigils: (useful for my less experienced/low energy witches who want a simple an easy way to contribute)

[”I Will Protect You” Sigil]

[Protection Sigil For You or Someone Else]

[”I Am Shielded From Acts Of Violence” Sigil]

[Sigil For Safety From Dangerous People]

[”No Negative Energy Can Affect Me” Sigil]

[”I Am Protected From That Which Would Do Me Harm” Sigil]

[A Sigil to Keep The Fucking Nazis Away From Your Blog]

[”I Repel Ignorance and Negativity” Sigil]

[”The Holder of This Sigil Is Safe From Harm” Sigil]

[A Sigil to Guard Against Malicious Intruders On Your Blog]

[”My Loved Ones Are Safe and Protected” Sigil]

[Protection From Hate Sigil]

Banishing: (for keeping the Nazis far fucking away from you and your loved ones)

[Simple Banishing Sigil]

[Banishing and Transmutation Sigil]

[Bitch Be Gone Powder]

[Banish Negativity Spell]

[Get Lost Powder]

[Ice Banishment Spell]

[Banish Evil Spell]

[Black Hole Banishing Jar]

[Banishing Powders]

Curses:

[Burst Your Bubble Curse] - “a simple curse to destroy someone’s ego or their hopes over something.”

[Avada Kedavra Curse] - “a harry potter inspired curse designed not to kill, but to make the target feel death’s presence in their life.”

[Red In Your Ledger Curse] - “a curse to inflict all the pain a person has caused back on them, one item at a time.”

[Seven Devils Curse] - “inspired by florence + the machine’s “seven devils”, a curse to burn the kingdom of and haunt the target.”

[The Gaston Curse] -  “curse to knock someone off of their high horse and make them feel the pain they have inflicted upon others and/or you.”

[Voice Theft Curse] -  “a curse to stop someone who has been spewing hateful speech and words and return that negativity they put out back into their life.”

[Death Reborn Revolution Curse] - “a curse meant to drain a target’s energy, power, and motivation.”

Extra Cursing Info: (for those who are inexperienced with cursing and/or are more comfortable with creating their own curses.)

[A Guide to Post-Cursing Cleansing]

[Cursing Correspondences] 

[A Guide On Preforming Curses]

[How To Write Your Own Curses]

Binding Spells: (only meant to prevent the target from doing harm)

[Five Simple Binding Spell Methods]

[Binding Chalk]

[Binding Poppet]

[General Binding Spell]

[Generic Binding Spell]

[Sand Spell For Banishing and/or Binding]

[Binding Spell Jar]

[Binding Spell To Prevent Physical/Psychological Harm]

[Binding Spell To Stop Spreading Influence]

[Simple Binding Spell]

Binding & Cursing Spells: (meant to cause the target harm and prevent them from harming others, it’s a twofer.)

[Banishing and Cursing Sigil]

[Make Them Choke Binding Curse] 

[Four Elements Binding Curse]

[Binding Curse to Prevent The Enemies Progress and Success]

[Pepper and Dish Soap Binding and Banishing Spell]

[One Ring Binding Curse]

Now go forth my children, and give em’ fucking hell.

One of my favorite Disney witches, Eglantine Price, proudly defended her country from Nazi invasion through the judicious use of barely understood spells and charms (never could get that toad spell down).

I would be honestly astonished to discover that any of my friends here on Tumblr were Nazi sympathizers, so I doubt anyone will be bothered by my complete lack of trouble with reblogging this post.

However, since I am certain a great many people who do magic are thinking of doing this exact thing, might I suggest a few tactics? 1. If you aren’t good at curses, or don’t desire to curse, but you do want to go on the offensive, there are confusions spells and “bad timing” hexes, and of course the occasional useful weather spell.

2. If you’re a more kindly sort, protection spells can be cast not only on your more aggressive magical counterparts, but also upon potential victims.  Concealment spells and “nick of time” charms might also not go amiss.

3. For those who work with spiritual forces such as gods, fae, ghosts, or otherwise, calling them forth to aid the situation might be exactly what the doctor ordered.

Our recent Circle of Salt podcast episode talked about exactly this phenomenon, so let me also remind you all- if you want to be public about your spells and join a movement, remember that the work on 45 is in fact working if we observe the evidence.  For those who wish to be less open about their work, or aren’t fond of joining these kinds of things, I encourage you to focus at least some of your efforts on doing something useful that hasn’t been advertised yet.

For all of you, make sure at least part of your magic is intended to bring about blessings to the rest of us, because life is hard, and endless aggression and fighting makes it harder.  The dangers of a witch war often are not only found in how another’s spells affect us, but in how our own outlook affects the rest of our lives.  Take care of yourselves and each other, first and foremost.

This is why I love witchblr community so much I’m gonna cry

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Emoji spell for November to be filled with abundance and self love.

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Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 

Enjoy!

DEAD

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

I love that the little girl was added to show she wanted the classic witch hat instead cause that’s accurate asf

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

I aint risking it.

10 10 10

Always reblog money cat

Disclaimer: I am not an expert, don’t burn your house down please. 

I made this little guide to sigils a few months ago, and now I’m finally posting it. You can still buy the physical zine here if you’d like to toss a couple bucks my way.