Anonymous asked:
Ticci Toby?
Ahh yes my boyfriend lmao
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Demon: You shouldn't have come here Tobias...What is your business on my domain?
Toby: I was on my way to the kitchen for snacks, and I got lost.
Demon: You ended up on the 12th plain of torment...on your way to the kitchen...
Toby: Yeah, I will admit, I am not the smartest man.
I’m a puzzle.
Lay me down
on the grass
and piece me together.
Fit my broken edges together
and love me as I am.
A beautiful, broken
piece of art.
I fall in love so easily.
And I can’t decide if that’s good or bad.
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11 year old me: EWWWWWW, creepypasta gay ships suck! This fanfic is horrible, you suck! You don't ship what I ship, you're a monster! Ew, my opinion is better than yours.
Me now: I may not ship it, but you're poggers bro
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
wonderingprocrastinator
Burn their home
jojo-is-deep
wow
@wonderingprocrastinator @jojo-is-deep you can leave it to me to be holding the matches when the fire trucks show up and there’s nobody else to blame 😈🔥
Let me lay in your lap while you stroke your fingers through my hair and I’m yours forever.
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paint me, gently,
like a soft pastel
in sunset, or loud like a
shade of screaming red
in the heat of the high
of the moment. either
way, the way your brush
feels on me, heavenly.
~kairos
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
wonderingprocrastinator
Burn their home
If my love were an ocean,
there would be no more land.
If my love were a desert,
you would see only sand.
If my love were a star, late at night—
only light.
And if my love could grow wings,
I’d be soaring in flight.
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you always complained
about how I would get
skin cancer from Sharpie
doodles on my hand, but
did you ever stop to look at
the scars that you gave me?
~kairos
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i have this feeling
deep down in the
dust of my bones
that we were meant
to collide, and make
the world our own.
~kairos
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If you have Hulu (it may also be on Netflix) and want nightmares watch "Insidious"
Lol I've watched it before. Not as scary as I first thought rhph
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Toby: I just found out I’m really good at escape rooms.
Toby: It turns out if you start having a panic attack in the corner that they’ll let you out early.
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MTA but it's just me uploading to tell you that I'll upload DSMP comic in few hours lol
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Indeed.
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Flight attendant: Before we take off, please ensure all small items are secured.
Jeff: Are you feeling safe, BEN?
BEN: Not this goddamn bullshit again.