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You gotta write for funsies sometimes. Everything doesn’t have to be groundbreaking. Like. Who cares if it’s a little silly it is made out of love

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An FBI Agent goes undercover in a cult only to realise that all the members are undercover agents from different branches

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Sometimes you need to heal from things you don’t even know you need to heal from. Just because we are used to something, or built an identity around it, it doesn’t mean it is healthy. You have to be extremely aware of the results you are getting in life based on your current actions, even if they make sense to you. You have to fully understand that if you were in alignment things would naturally flow for you. And I mean really understand this. Just because toxic behaviors are normalized does not mean that is a normal part of how life should be.

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what-iz-life
Heal, so you can recognize genuine relationships with pure intentions when they show up without sabotaging them.

Heal, so you can recognize toxic relationships with bad intentions when they show up and not invest in them.

I am a firm believer that you can’t ruin anything that is for you. But anything that is not for you, can ruin you.

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Snow laughing matter

Summary: You hate Jungkook, have hated him since your first day when you overheard him talking about you in the kitchen, so it’s just your luck that you have to organise the work Christmas party with him. You’ll do anything to not interact with him, but the more you get to know him, the more you realise that maybe he’s not as nasty as you have built him up to be.

Pairing: Jungkook x reader

Genre: Enemies to lovers; fluff; angst; Christmas fic!

Word count: 11.5k

Warnings: Swearing, misunderstanding, slight in work bullying, mentions of alcohol consumption, kissing, just your classic enemies to lovers.

BCCxFI advent calendar prompts: Enemies who have to arrange a work Christmas party & Mistletoe.

Authors Note: Merry Christmas! Here’s another Christmas fic from the BCC advent calendar, this time a longer sfw one. I really love enemies to lovers but find it hard to balance the enemies and lovers bit, I mean you don’t want to make what they’ve done unforgivable, but it also needs to be enough to make them enemies – I hope I have achieved this. Anyway, I hope you’re all having the best last month of 2021!!!

“She seems like a bit of a bore.”

You stop dead before you enter the kitchen, your large panda mug and bag of instant coffee dangling in your hands. It’s the words that make you stop, it feels like it isn’t a conversation you shouldn’t walk in on, but you don’t move away, just stand hidden behind the door for a second deliberating on what you should do; stay or leave.

“How can you gauge that from one conversation?” A different voice asks.

“You just get a vibe from some people. I mean, look at her clothes.”

There’re a few light chuckles indicating that more than two people are in the room.

“You’re as dumb as you look,” a deep voice that you recognise grumbles. “It’s her first day. You can’t just get a vibe from someone that easily.”

“She’s a bore,” the original voice states.

“She’s quiet and shy, there’s a difference,” the deep voice replies.

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yoonluvr

synopsis ⋮ you were unsure as to how your sweet love notes were getting to jungkook. was he in love with the anonymous you? was he utterly creeped out? did he even read them? no one knew. and that’s why, you swore to yourself, that no matter how difficult it was, you would befriend the shy yet popular boy. because his simple smile set off a symphony within you, so how would you be able to leave high school without speaking to the person who made you feel such a way?

pairingjjk x yn

genre ⋮ school!au, fluff, pining, anonymous identity

warnings ⋮ curse words, teen pregnancy, teen runaway, grades, rigorous courses and studying, applying for colleges.

update schedule ⋮ twice a week at the least

taglist is open.

𓈒 ◞˚🏛 ˖ ༘˚ 👼🏻 ♡̷ ﹆

💌 one. cancelled

💌 two. on a banana peel

💌 three. r u

💌 four. into the dms

💌 five. fight!

💌 six.

💌 seven.

💌 eight.

💌 nine.

💌 ten.

updated as it goes.

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BONA FIDES - PJM ft. KNJ

SERIES LIST - COMPLETE 🎉

Summary: You’re in the CIA - trained by Kim Namjoon. Your target? Art connoisseur and international criminal, Park Jimin. Under cover at the Vante Gallery in Paris with your sidekick Jin and spy handler Yoongi, who comes out on top when love, lust, and the law intertwine?

TL;DR? It’s a love story with spies and smut.

Bona Fides: Proof of a person’s identity, used by spies to prove cover stories.

Pairings: Namjoon x OC, Jimin x OC

Genre: Secret Agent AU; Smangst; Strangers to Lovers

Rating: Explicit 18+ 🔞 (most chapters)

To read chronologically - read Problems (KNJ spin off) before Epilogue

EPILOGUE 3

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kurowvie

abcde, fuck you

A-B-C-D-E, F-U
And your mom and your sister and your job
And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art
Fuck you and your friends that I'll never see again
Everybody but your dog, you can all fuck off
pairing: badboy, bully, ex!taehyung x singer-songwriter!reader
summary: you were dared to post the song you wrote about your ex on YouTube and the song blew up overnight. Soon, the entire world was enjoying the song but you and your ex were put into an awkward position.
word count: 2k, 10,700+ characters
au: college!au, break up!au
genre: there's crack and angst (irdk)
warnings: lots of cursing, bullying, break ups, trashing someone's house (that's all I think)
this was inspired by abcdefu by GAYLE
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© retrojennie 2021. do not repost or copy

You took a deep breath before fixing your hair and clearing your throat. You were contemplating whether this was a good idea or not. Whether posting a song you made after the heartbreak of your ex on social media was a good idea or not.

A few days prior, you had been at a party where the stupid game 'truth or dare' was being played and you were given the dare of posting the song you wrote about your ex on YouTube.

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“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

Okay, so the gay math spectrum is Alan Turing aaaaaaaand whats the bottom end, Conen the Barbarian?

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burningupp
pairing: jimin x reader
genre: smau, strangers to lovers
warnings: mentions of sex, mentions of emotional shaming, cursing
summary: Park Jimin doesn't often get release. Once in a while, the entire group will go out to a club or a party to blow off some steam, but those occasions are few and far between. So one time when they all decide to go out together, he decides to hook up with some random girl, because damn it it's been too long. He dreads having to kick her out the next morning, but she's gone. Why does it make him sad that she didn't stay?
status: ongoing
updates: every Monday, Wednesday, Saturday

one - jimin vs chairs

two - mildred

three - weird feeling

four - tea

five - fuckin m u s c l e s

six - the opening

seven - secret girlfriend

eight - well fuck

nine - somehow not creepy

ten - the worst

eleven - no.

twelve - anger

thirteen - take me away

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noar94

أنا التي كادتِ الأيامُ تكسِرُني

‏لكنَّ صَـبري على الأيامِ غـلّابُ

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