Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

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Love how he just sits down at the end like Harrumph. Hmm. Just defied the laws of physics. Guess that happened.

i love how the title is "human baseball player" . yknow, as opposed to all those non-human baseball players we have that double jump regularly

Hey btw there's no such thing as "apolitical" and even if there was Warhammer fucking 40,000 sure as fuck wouldn't be it

Do you even realize how fucking stupid you sound tagging this as "satire" while trying to say that nothing about 40k is satirical?

The meme is satirical, not everything is politcal just because you believe it and apolitical indeed exists. You’re the one sounding fucking stupid and projecting it on me.

Being "apolitical" is, in and of itself, a political statement. And it's one Warhammer doesn't make.

Get fucked you joyless cunt

I'm not saying you can't just have fun with Warhammer without thinking about the politics. My point is that it's always idiotic to try and pretend there is only one way to engage with any given piece of media. There's interesting political analysis to be had in any piece of art, and pretending like doing that is somehow wrong does a big fucking disservice to said piece of media.

You just can't stop trying to defend your bullshit can you

Remember folks: People who insist EVERYTHING is political ALL THE TIME are trying to control you. They want you to never be “off”. There is no personal time. There is no private space and ultimately, there will be no consent. You belong to the party, or else!

react to someone saying a thing you like is “political” because everything is “political” as if they had lunged at you with a knife

those words don’t correspond to useful meanings that convey information, they exist exclusively as means of attack.

It is worth remembering that to someone who says 'everything is political', the act of telling you that is political as well.

magical

tf2 sex post

…minnie is what

SPY x FAMILY x TEAM ROCKET

Declaration of God Save the King met with boos in Edinburgh.

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

#op its your job to kill that whale

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

you know what, we should organize a tumblr convention

a proposal :)

(superman: the animated series - mxyzpixilated)

i want a live action movie that’s just two hours of this

I just watched this episode last week thinking I needed a Gilbert Gottfried movie marathon

Didnt think he'd be gone so soon after

Exploring my attraction to men is very queer of me actually

"But that's straight attraction" what do you dumb motherfuckers think the T in LGBT stands for