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Dying Alamosaurus lulled to sleep by the gentle waves of bioluminescence dinoflagellates.

unreachable itches? that's what friends are for

1 am thinking abt the triassic cuddle once again and getting sad. The Thrinaxodon was in a torpor and wouldn’t have woken up before it drowned in the rain. The Broomistega was badly injured and dying. Neither of them ever actually knew each other but their last moments are curled up together and immortalized in stone Hggggm

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Y’all, I am SO excited about this new beetle that was just discovered!!!!

The freshly-discovered new species of longhorn beetle, Excastra albopilosa. Image credit: James Tweed

Detailed photographs of the Excastra albopilosa specimen found by James Tweed. Image credits: Lingzi Zhou, Australian National Insect Collection

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy

not even kidding when I say I should look like this

HI WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BABY GOOSE

SCRATCH THAT IT WAS A PINECONE

APOLOGIES FOR THE FALSE ADVERTISING

NO ONE IS MORE DISAPPOINTED THAN ME

NO

I DON'T THINK YOU ARE

OH MY GOD

OKAY, Y'KNOW-

I DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS

THERE IS NO PINECONE IS THERE

WE TRUSTED YOU. GOOSEGATE 2024

I AM GOING TO SET THE PINECONE ON FIRE

oh no the -

it's time to take the power back from Big Pinecone and give it to the people

YOU DID NOT MAKE FUCKING FANART FOR THIS GODDAMN POST

OH MY GOD

I like to think of hunches, vibes, instinctive responses and other subconscious reactions of the emotional mind as the guiding voices of my ancestors. That's more or less what genetic memory is, if it really is a thing at all - the voice of some nameless, voiceless, long-forgotten ancestor saying "hold on, I know this situation. This is how I survived it. You must do this, and you will live."

Unfortunately I have anxiety so the ancestor in charge is that one tiny prehistoric mammal that survived the dinosaur extinction, and there is no convincing that thing that this time the sky is not falling, and "bolt underground and hide there until the rumbling stops" is not a solution to human problems.

Lake Butterscotch

Heh ladies….