i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

Lmfao

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

Parks and Rec got Men’s Rights Activists exactly right and it was perfect.

When you’re trying to train a low level Pokemon and it faints so you gotta send the whole squad out for revenge

Too much internet today

Careful not to drop those dildos, Butterfingers.

BUT WHY DID YOU CROP THE WORST PART?

A bizarre new species of marine worm lacks a number of internal features common to other animals — including an anus, new research shows.

haha no ass steve

bitch cant take a shit

Me

Fallout: New Vegas

some shelves for the mayor’s house 🎮

Thanks

My favorite gif from now on.

lmaooooooooooooo ojlskbhdflhsjdflsafas

😂😂 @daniellejohnae

thank you anderson cooper 🇭🇹

I hate that caca Trump so fucking much.

VAKABON

😂 is just the XD of the modern era

Sometimes when I’m too tired for a five minute shower I take a two hour bath instead, because the shower demands that my brain transition from doing one thing (some activity that should not be wet) to another (standing up and being wet). And with baths it’s just like, keep doing what you were doing before, which was probably reading a book or watching YouTube clips of shows you don’t watch on your phone, except now, excitingly, you are naked and sitting in an increasingly tepid broth of your own body dirt. A shower is a new state of existence. A bath is a gentle liquid pool of mental continuity.

Yes

When that q-tip hits your ear clit

your what

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I’ve been informed that this post only turns up as “a poo” for some people because their phones don’t have the other letters.