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Smarts and Sass

@starkxsarcasm / starkxsarcasm.tumblr.com

"No amount of money ever bought a second of time." Independent RP Account for Tony Stark
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fire sentence starters

1. “The _______ is on fire!” 

2. “Please don’t set the _______ on fire.” 

3. “We should probably get a fire started.” 

4. “Should we do something about that fire?” 

5. “You started a fire?!” 

6. “This is specifically designed not to burn. How did you light it on fire?” 

7. “I don’t like fire. It makes me… uncomfortable.” 

8. “That’s a nice fire you’ve got going there.” 

9. “We should probably put out that fire.” 

10. “Help me put out this fire!” 

11. “Fire scares me.” 

12. “Let’s try not to light a fire where fire doesn’t belong, okay?” 

13. “You…uh… really like fire, huh?” 

14. “Help me out, would you? You’re the best at lighting fires.” 

15. “Whatever you do, don’t let the fire go out.” 

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simping softness prompts.

basically i got shippy and now there's these soft little prompts for romantic, platonic, and yearning situations!! use them at your leisure!
  • " you're shivering. here, take my jacket. "
  • " you... sorry, you just got a little something on your face... here, let me get it for you. "
  • " hey, so... i know you haven't been feeling great, so i picked up a few of your favorite snacks, drinks... "
  • " you stayed? "
  • " well, of course i stayed. you're here, where else would i be? "
  • " oh! i found this in the mall, i figured it might be something you'd like! "
  • " hey, everything's gonna be fine. stay where you are, i'm on my way. "
  • " wow... you look... you look amazing. "
  • " we should grab some coffee together, sometime. "
  • " holy crap, i thought you were dead! never do that to me again! "
  • " i made some breakfast, if you're hungry? "
  • " your hands are freezing! let me warm them up... "
  • " i knew you wouldn't go to sleep willingly, so i brought you some chamomile tea and a blanket. twenty minutes of shut-eye, okay? "
  • " it's okay. i promise you, i will be here when you wake up. "
  • " hey! hey, hey, it's alright! it's okay, my darling/friend/love, i'm here, i've got you... "
  • " i'll walk you home. "
  • " you need a lift? "
  • " i... sometimes, i guess i kinda wish you could see yourself through my eyes. "
  • " i see you still have my shirt! "
  • " i got starbucks. this is your favorite, isn't it? "
  • " you look like you could use a hug. "
  • " okay, quit it with the drinks. i think that's enough, hmm? i'll cover the tab, but for now, let's get you home... "
  • " i'm not letting you sleep on the couch. come on. get under the blankets. "
  • " i mean... i-i'm cool with sharing the bed if you are. "
  • " you were in a really bad way, i wasn't about to abandon you. "
  • " hey... you've been crying. "
  • " don't think i won't carry you if i have to! "
  • " of course i noticed. i notice everything about you. "
  • " i knew you wouldn't bring a jacket, so i made sure to color co-ordinate with you so you could wear mine on the way home. "
  • " please, talk to me... it kills me seeing you like this. "
  • " i got a reservation at that fancy italian place you like. come on. get ready, we can get there in time if we get dressed now! "
  • " he/she/they were an idiot. you're amazing, and if they can't see that, that's on them. "
  • " i'd happily go kick their arse, but i don't think that would help you. "
  • " you don't owe me anything. "
  • " i wish i could just freeze time. let this moment be forever. "
  • " i got you some flowers. but, if you have allergies, i also got fake flowers! just in case. "
  • " you realise you don't need to ask my permission, don't you? "
  • " what's mine is yours. always. "
  • " i don't know precisely what i did to earn your presence in my life, but... i'd do it a thousand times over if i knew what it was. "
  • " yes, these last few years have been a living hell, but... i'd live them a thousand times over if it meant you being safe and happy. "
  • " i don't care about everyone else! i care about you, [NAME]!"
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Casual reminder about sending me memes;

If you are hesitant to do so because-

Our characters don’t know each other/don’t interact in canon

  • I don’t care
  • Send me the meme
  • Do it

You think I’m swamped with memes/replies

  • I probably am
  • I don’t care
  • Do it
  • Seriously, unless I say ‘don’t do it,’ do it

You assume that I don’t want to interact

  • ?????????????????
  • What the even heck
  • Send me the meme

You think I don’t like you

  • Stop this
  • ILY, I promise
  • I will love you more if you send me the meme
  • Just kidding I will love you either way
  • But really
  • The meme
  • Send it

You’re afraid you might be breaking one of my rules by sending it

  • Check my rules
  • If you’re on mobile, drop me an ask and make sure it’s okay
  • If it’s all good, then send the meme

Tl;dr- Send me the memes.

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send me    ‘ comforting ‘    for my muse’s reaction to yours gently wiping their tears away after they’ve been caught crying 

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send me    ‘ comforting ‘    for my muse’s reaction to yours gently wiping their tears away after they’ve been caught crying 

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Casual reminder about sending me memes;

If you are hesitant to do so because-

Our characters don’t know each other/don’t interact in canon

  • I don’t care
  • Send me the meme
  • Do it

You think I’m swamped with memes/replies

  • I probably am
  • I don’t care
  • Do it
  • Seriously, unless I say ‘don’t do it,’ do it

You assume that I don’t want to interact

  • ?????????????????
  • What the even heck
  • Send me the meme

You think I don’t like you

  • Stop this
  • ILY, I promise
  • I will love you more if you send me the meme
  • Just kidding I will love you either way
  • But really
  • The meme
  • Send it

You’re afraid you might be breaking one of my rules by sending it

  • Check my rules
  • If you’re on mobile, drop me an ask and make sure it’s okay
  • If it’s all good, then send the meme

Tl;dr- Send me the memes.

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soulrph

simping softness prompts.

basically i got shippy and now there's these soft little prompts for romantic, platonic, and yearning situations!! use them at your leisure!
  • " you're shivering. here, take my jacket. "
  • " you... sorry, you just got a little something on your face... here, let me get it for you. "
  • " hey, so... i know you haven't been feeling great, so i picked up a few of your favorite snacks, drinks... "
  • " you stayed? "
  • " well, of course i stayed. you're here, where else would i be? "
  • " oh! i found this in the mall, i figured it might be something you'd like! "
  • " hey, everything's gonna be fine. stay where you are, i'm on my way. "
  • " wow... you look... you look amazing. "
  • " we should grab some coffee together, sometime. "
  • " holy crap, i thought you were dead! never do that to me again! "
  • " i made some breakfast, if you're hungry? "
  • " your hands are freezing! let me warm them up... "
  • " i knew you wouldn't go to sleep willingly, so i brought you some chamomile tea and a blanket. twenty minutes of shut-eye, okay? "
  • " it's okay. i promise you, i will be here when you wake up. "
  • " hey! hey, hey, it's alright! it's okay, my darling/friend/love, i'm here, i've got you... "
  • " i'll walk you home. "
  • " you need a lift? "
  • " i... sometimes, i guess i kinda wish you could see yourself through my eyes. "
  • " i see you still have my shirt! "
  • " i got starbucks. this is your favorite, isn't it? "
  • " you look like you could use a hug. "
  • " okay, quit it with the drinks. i think that's enough, hmm? i'll cover the tab, but for now, let's get you home... "
  • " i'm not letting you sleep on the couch. come on. get under the blankets. "
  • " i mean... i-i'm cool with sharing the bed if you are. "
  • " you were in a really bad way, i wasn't about to abandon you. "
  • " hey... you've been crying. "
  • " don't think i won't carry you if i have to! "
  • " of course i noticed. i notice everything about you. "
  • " i knew you wouldn't bring a jacket, so i made sure to color co-ordinate with you so you could wear mine on the way home. "
  • " please, talk to me... it kills me seeing you like this. "
  • " i got a reservation at that fancy italian place you like. come on. get ready, we can get there in time if we get dressed now! "
  • " he/she/they were an idiot. you're amazing, and if they can't see that, that's on them. "
  • " i'd happily go kick their arse, but i don't think that would help you. "
  • " you don't owe me anything. "
  • " i wish i could just freeze time. let this moment be forever. "
  • " i got you some flowers. but, if you have allergies, i also got fake flowers! just in case. "
  • " you realise you don't need to ask my permission, don't you? "
  • " what's mine is yours. always. "
  • " i don't know precisely what i did to earn your presence in my life, but... i'd do it a thousand times over if i knew what it was. "
  • " yes, these last few years have been a living hell, but... i'd live them a thousand times over if it meant you being safe and happy. "
  • " i don't care about everyone else! i care about you, [NAME]!"
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“How disappointing. Why don’t you come out and face me?“

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Tony cursed quietly in his head as he was caught. He thought he'd hidden himself quick enough, but apparently it wasn't enough. Taking a breath, he stepped out and deactivated his suit, holding his arms up in surrender. "You caught me."

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Doctor Who — The Lazarus Experiment  {Sentence Starters}

  • “Are you sure it’s safe?“
  • “Your concern is touching.“
  • “You disappeared last night.“
  • “ Home. You took me home?”
  • “Human? How can it be human?”
  • “It’s impossible. It must be a trick.”
  • “Mmm. Seems to happen to me a lot.“
  • “No experiment is entirely without risk.”
  • “You think I’d waste another lifetime on you?“
  • “You’re a joke! A footnote in the history of failure!”
  • “Killing those people won’t help you. You’re a fool.“
  • “There were some issues. They’ve been resolved.“
  • “You can’t! You saw what that thing did. It’ll kill you.“
  • “You’re going to get yourself killed. Please, trust me.“
  • “Look around you. Nothing but death and destruction.“
  • “People will sell their souls to be transformed like that.“
  • “Whenever I wear this, something bad always happens.”
  • “What do you mean? I’m just pleased to see you, that’s all.“
  • “How disappointing. Why don’t you come out and face me?“
  • “You’ve no way of knowing that until you’ve run proper tests.“
  • “That’s comforting, but it wasn’t just you I was worried about.”
  • “I still don’t understand where that thing came from. Is it alien?“
  • “That was the most astonishing thing I’ve ever seen. Look at you.“
  • “There we go. Perfect landing. Which isn’t easy in such a tight spot.“
  • “Look at me. You can see what happened. I’m all the proof you need.“
  • “You backed me because you saw a profit. Your concern was financial.“
  • “If you live long enough, the only certainty left is that you’ll end up alone.”
  • “With the push of a single button, I will change what it means to be human.“
  • “And two nights out in a row for you. That’s dangerously close to a social life.”
  • “If this thing goes up, it’ll take the whole building with it. Is that what you want?”
  • “No, I’m sorry. Did he say he was going to change what it means to be human?“
  • “This is my triumph, and I will not be denied, not by you, not after everything I’ve done.“
  • “This is only the beginning. We’re not just making history, we’re shaping the future, too.“
  • “I find that nothing’s ever exactly like you expect. There’s always something to surprise you.“
  • “I’m old enough to know that a longer life isn’t always a better one. In the end, you just get tired.“
  • “And that’s two impossible things we’ve seen so far tonight. Don’t you love it when that happens?“
  • “Tired of the struggle, tired of losing everyone that matters to you, tired of watching everything turn to dust.“
  • “Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.“
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Send “lethal protection” to have my muse kill someone in order to protect your muse.

Send “the dead can’t hurt you” for your muse to kill someone in order to protect my muse. 

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that comforting / reassuring vibe … sentence starters

  • “You can squeeze my hand if you need to.”
  • “You are so beautiful. It pains me you can’t see it.”
  • “You’ve been through so much… you deserve to rest.”
  • “You’re scared. It’s okay to admit it, there’s no shame in it.”
  • “I’m always going to have your back. You know that, right?”
  • “There’s nothing to be scared of. No one can hurt you here.”
  • “You don’t have to be perfect. I would never expect you to be.”
  • “Here, punch this pillow. Do it. I swear it’ll help you feel better.”
  • “I’m here, whether you need hugs, or ice cream, or… anything.”
  • “I’m here for you. I will always be here for you, as long as I live.”
  • “Don’t let them get under your skin. You’re more than their jeers.”
  • “No, there’s nothing wrong with crying. Shhhh, there, let it all out.”
  • “You look like you need a hug. Do you want me to give you a hug?”
  • “You’re one of the strongest people I’ve ever met. you’ll survive this.”
  • “I swear, I’ll never let anyone hurt you, again. You’ll be safe with me.”
  • “No one expects you to be indestructible. It’s alright to break sometimes.”
  • “There is nothing you could ever do or say that would make me love you less.”
  • “Do you want to just order pizza, watch a movie, and forget about it all for a minute?”
  • “Even after all you’ve been through, you still have the gentlest soul. I admire that about you.”
  • “You don’t always have to be the hero. sometimes it’s okay for other people to save you, too.”
  • “If you need to scream… scream. You’ve been bottling this all up for so long, you need to let it out somehow.”
  • “You know, you’re braver than anyone I’ve ever met. If there’s anyone who can get through this, it’s you.”
  • “You always feel like you have to carry the weight of everyone else’s worlds… why? It’s alright to look after yourself, too.”
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if u ship ur muse with my muse

PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME

because i might also ship it

but i would be sitting there like

welp, i would do this, but i don’t know if they like it

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