Harry’s soul is vast and unfathomable (Please unmute) 

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Get this bastard in the particle accelerator. We need their skills and it'll be enrichment

This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.

They seem to have accepted Commander Spock as one of their own.

when the academic article is so good it has you giggling and kicking your feet

General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.

thats not true i dont think people would do that

she’s only 23? she should be indoors using the computer

why are all the star trek games based on war and ship command and galactic fighting and war. i want diplomat simulator. i want skyrim for star trek. i wanna talk to a bunch of aliens about their farming rivalry and then go to the planet where everyones an italian mobster. i dont give a shit about upgrading the torpedoes on my battle cruiser to level up and destroy other ships in the New Online MMORPG. i want my entire ship to malfunction because an alien laid an egg in the nacelles and then i want to fix it by raising the alien as my own and then tossing it into space. what’s so hard to understand.

i want to play the equivalent of papa's pizzeria/overcooked but set in quark's bar

been working on collapsing harry styles and timothee chalamet into one celebrity entity in my mind to make room for more important stuff like the locations of nuts that i buried before winter

when i find myself in times of trouble, bong hit jean luc comes to me

star trek heritage post 🌿 (January 4th, 2021)

the most important thing to remember when making a grilled cheese is that you can season the cheese and no one can stop you

second most important thing to remember is that attacks can come from any direction

fog of war in the grocery store

clicks you. commands you to explore

on it boss

there's cheese in here boss

David Shrigley, This huge cat (2022)

one of my brother’s cousins is 17 and running this weed instagram where he invents weed slang that’s outlandish even by california standards and the house has slowly stopped speaking english as we imitate it

im losing my fucking mind

I hope nintendo makes more games named after a complex emotion like metroid dread or mario wonder. I wanna play donkey kong ennui and fire emblem contempt

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computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.