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UPDATE ON BIG RAT

SHE’S GOIN FOR A WALK

why is holding a penalty in football LOL. is it that wrong for a man to hold another man

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

Tubbitha

reblog for  Tubbitha

a princess.

It’s so fucking weird to see Tubby on my dash from just like a random unrelated blog I follow. That’s just my best friends’ cat. I commissioned a plate painted with her likeness.

[says a silly little phrase that becomes part of your lexicon]

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

"yeah dude i've definitely seen a child before, i promise" - cyberpunk 2077 modeling artist

Running with the pheasants

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I know that all birds are dinosaurs, but some birds are better at looking like dinosaurs than others.

At a first glance, those look like small theropods. Honestly, you’d hardly even need any editing to make those convincing live action dinos.

Adoption page

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

haters will see you parry an incoming attack and say you cant afford a sturdy shield

op i’ve been thinking about this post for 3 years and it’s gotten me through some tough times

OP you’re my personal fucking hero

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

Female customer: “I don’t have a rewards card but my partner might.”

Me, ears perking up: “Great! Can I have their name?”

Customer: “It’s Stephanie ____”

Me: stupidly wide smile and faint twinkle in eyes because holy crap I’m not alone

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

My soul when I see Queer people visibly and openly living their best Queer lives:

LGBT visibility is so important for this reason and more.

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