everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it
Catch me with my daughter, Swamp. And my son, Bog
Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me
My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"
guide 4 teens
- tell the cops nothing
- tell the paramedics everything
- ur eyebrows are fine
get flipped idiot
Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12
Clare Turlay Newberry - Cat Napping
It’s a good day to remember that I had a triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Horny and my parents did nothing
Hey every time I see this FUCKING POST my chances of deleting my blog go up by ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
ALTERNATE ENDING:
there are lots of coping mechanisms out there but this is the only method that (sometimes) works on my wretched brain. can't remember? predict the Future
crying so hard night now. he is cute is that not enough to let him compete
someone once threatened to “put my bones in chronological order” and I think about that. a lot