And lo' and behold, a new hyperfixation.
Now, i'm prettyyyyy sure in the bible angels can't rank up in any way, they're just made a certain rank from the start, but Hazbin Hotel is only loosely based on the bible, i'll assume they can for this ❤️
Entry to Heaven.
Warning: Mentioned religious themes, thin line of Christianity and Atheism for reader, Cursing, Adam x Lute but it's onesided? AND HE'S KINDA NICE TO YOU CUZ YOU'RE A SPUNKY ANGEL, so maybe someone will think that's ooc? I think he's only a cunt to demons, cuz he sucks up to Sera and the court.
Did my bible research, if I'm wrong, correct me lmao.
Female reader but you can change it lol to fit yourself.
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Your life has finally met it's end. It wasn't anything atypical, you simply took your last breath naturally, it wasn't any freak accident or anything to do with something sinister. You were old and wrinkly, and it was about time you got some respite from elderly troubles.
Your lifelong question of what happens after death is finally to be answered, and to your glee, you are not stuck in a void with your own mind.
Instead you're met with a blinding golden gate of impressive size, and a large podium or column where atop of it sat a... So to speak cartoony angel. If it was any you knew from the bible, you sure wouldn't be able to tell which.
Wow. So heaven and hell do exist?
Well, that's just phenomenal. Nothing like eternally burning. Mm-mm, you can just taste the charring flesh and pools of blood, so charming.
"Hiya! Welcome to Heaven! Can I get your name please?" A cheery voice echoed through the never-ending skies of blue.
Oh right, there's this book of life that your name has to be in. Well, it isn't like you didn't believe, but you had your moments of doubt and couldn't confidently say you believed in anything for that matter.
It's not like you sinned much though, you were an insecure, home-body virgin woman who giggled at her screen with little to no social interaction OR love life, plus you weren't stupid and got yourself hooked on addictions and rarely got into conflict. A surprise that you didn't go insane, actually.
"Oh wow, this must be the pre-entry shock. Worry not! This is more than common, it sure must be a wonder to gaze upon the heaven's themselves, right? Take your time. Well... As long as there aren't any new souls." The angel spoke with a gleeful grin, worry-free.
"How about this! I'm Saint Peter, I welcome the souls who enter the Judgement hall before they're either sent to hell or heaven. Though... Usually evil humans go straight to hell, so not to worry! I'm plenty sure you're right in this book if you just give me your name!" He snapped his fingers, leaning on the firm book holder. He watched you eagerly, awaiting your answer.
You swallowed before answering, a little cough to make sure your voice doesn't break down.
"Alrighttt!!! Progress!!! That's what I love to see!"
He skimmed the book skillfully, straight to the section with your name initials. Quite a feat, since the book of life looked HEFTY.
That's a good sign, right? Means lots of people are in line for this... Very cartoony heaven.
OH RIGHT! You haven't seen yourself! Your back doesn't ache and your legs don't feel heavy! You must've been aged down.
"Aha! Right here! Fantastic! A bright new face to our happy place!"
So this is Saint Peter? Well. Okay.
A gleam flashed in his eyes as he opened up his wings and flew right down before grabbing your hands and pulling you towards the gate.
The gate opened and you were met with a cheery sight of various... People? Animals? Furries?
They all had some unnatural characteristics about them, but each had a pair of wings and a halo. Some seemed to have golden ones though, although very few.
You were pulled through the wide open gate and something very faintly painful sprouted from your back. The pain was so brief and little you barely realized, before limp wings slapped your waist and hips. You blinked momentarily due to a blinding light, before you felt something hover above your head, that also could serve as a damn night-light!
You were pleasantly surprised to find a halo atop of your head.
Plenty of eyes stared your way with grins and smiles, and you would say you'd be overwhelmed if not for the random acoustic music began howling over the entirety of the city.
Only now as you were being pulled you noticed your clothes had a very stylish, but also cartoony style to them. The amount of style in them was well beyond your skills of clothes matching.
Nonetheless, your gaze was gently guided back up towards the angel by a gentle hand guiding your chin up.
"Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say onto thee...
♫ Welcome to Heaven, oh oh! ♫"
Saint Peter gestures all around himself with a spin, mid-flight.
Wait... PAUSE. HE WAS GIVING YOU A WELCOME SONG? AND EVERYONE JUST ACTED LIKE A MUSICAL IS NORMAL IN THIS CASE?
"♫ Where the virtuous reside, 24/7, oh oh! People are happy that they died, cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife. It's the perfect afterlife! Welcome to Heaven, oh oh! ♫"
You struggled catching up, now with a little pep in your step, your gaze followed him across the various billboards he flew by.
"♫ Check out our sick decor! The spirits leaven, oh! ♫"
He abruptly stopped and sweeped right by you and behind you, sweeping the floor with his hand.
"♫ Please keep your brimstone off the floor, we've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot. ♫"
In a fast paced haze, he speeded past you and into the arms of a group of angels atop some building.
"♫ And everyone is hooooooooooot!"
He was bounced off of the crowd.
"♫ Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day! Welcome to Heaven! YEAH! ♫ "
He panted with great struggle, as he stood before the group that he called hot moments prior.
To each their own, you guess.
"Okaaay... And you do that every time someone comes?"
You question with a quirked eyebrow and a more or less lax smile.
"Ohhh, of course not! You just seemed like one of the insecure, uptight and a bit SCARED bunch if I may say so myself! Scared? Pfft, of what?! This is heaven! I thought it would be nice to help you let off some of that steeeeam! Huff puff! Choo-choo, am I right?"
He spoke a bit frantically. A bit quick too, you could barely catch what he was saying, alongside his big gulps of air inbetween sentences.
"...Right. Thank you. What do I do now?"
He stared at you silently for a few seconds.
"Ha..haha. AHAHAAHAHAHA!!! Oh silly, you can do whatever you want! Whatever makes you happy! You can shop, play, EVEN WORK if you're an unhealthy workaholic! Not to worry, that happens a lot here too. Someone's got to run the cafe's and clothing stores and malls, so it's not all so bad, asunhealthyasitisandshouldbeadvisedagainstinheavenbecausethisiswhereyou'resupposedtorelaxandlaybackbutyoudoyouamIright?"
He spoke too quickly with each passing second so you just decided to nod and agree. Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.
"Ah, of course. Thank you."
"You're more than welcome dear, now, i'm off to do MY job! Can't leave other souls hanging any minute longer because nothing worse than having a pile of work waiting for you hahahaha...ah. Have a fantastic stay. Get settled in because you're here... For... Well, forever!"
He gave you a polite wave, flicking your limp wing and giving your halo a comical spin before he flew off.
Well. That was something.
"Well, that sure as fuck was something- wait what."
You can still curse? Isn't that a sin? Aren't you supposed to be rid of the ability to sin in heaven? That makes no sense, are we talking about the same heaven?
Did you end up in some transmigrated version of heaven in another world? That would explain the cartoony look and... The musicals. And the fact you cursed just now.
That's... Very worrying. Or not?
From one point of view, that means everybody here just chooses NOT to make a mess of heaven, but it also allows for rotten people to let go and do whatever they want... Which is like, exactly the opposite of what heaven reinforces???
Guess you're gonna have to go clean from cursing.
You'd rather NOT set a bad example or stand out.
You went to some shiny building, staring at yourself in the reflection.
Your wings seemed to be big, as they obnoxiously bumped and rolled on the ground. At least the floors were insanely clean.
Yup. That's your face. Nothing out of the ordinary...
MAYBE BESIDES THE FACT YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A PIXAR MOM WITH THE STYLE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE INSTEAD OF YOUR NORMAL REALISTIC FACE!
Why in the sweet unholy hells do you look like that!? Well you look hot, which you guess proves Saint Peter's verse. At least you retained your face. The style seemed to get rid of small blemishes, like any pimple scarring or lines on your face. You retained your eyebags and general shape of your face though.
It was weird. Like looking at your cartoon-self.
You really are fuc- freaking hot! The stylish outfit on you enhanced your natural looks, despite it's typical children's show physique.
You flexed your back in a feeble attempt at fixing your wings into an upright position.
When that didn't work you scooped them up and held them over your torso.
You took off along the sidewalk, fiddling with your halo, no matter how you bounced it away or flipped, it always stayed upright.
You looked ahead only to see two... Imps? Isn't that demon forte? Is this some sort of foreshadowing? One was obviously male and wore an obnoxiously large surplice and chasuble in the color of grayish-black.
He was slurping on a drink through a straw and to say the least, it was annoying.
Beside him, or more like a step behind; walked a female with a black themed outfit.
SICK! YOU CAN WEAR BLACK HERE! YEEEEAAHHHHH
You would've walked right past them if not for the tall guy, since you approached he got taller and taller; to start choking on his drink as he whipped around, surprising both you and the female he was walking with.
"Holy fucking shit balls, a newcomer? Haven't seen one myself in a fucking while!"
You stared at him with furrowed brows.
"I'm sorry... Who are you?"
He seemed like a big deal judging by the golden wings and halo to match, and the robes. Typical priest attire, if you had to say something.
He barked out a laugh and you saw the female's face twist in disdain at you.
"Who the fuck AM I? You can't be serious! Is she serious? She can't be serious. This better be an un-fucking-funny joke you're pulling on my ass right now because there's no actual fucking way you just said that with a clear mind, did they let a drunkie in heaven? She does look high as ballz."
He switched between looking at you and his sidekick, laughing maniacally at you.
You blinked, contemplating just leaving to avoid brewing and stirring drama.
To your dismay, the man took that as a sign of you actually not knowing who he is. Which is true, not gonna lie.
"Did you even TOUCH the bible in your whole, sad, pathetic life? How can you not know when the first human who stirred you out of his fucking balls is standing before you?!"
He poked fun at you and jabbed at your fragile ego and temper. He laughed like stupid at you.
Oh sweet lord. Was that all you were able to say? That was so weak, where did your insult game go, broadway vacation? Across the multiverse and beyond? How do you protect yourself from obnoxious cunts without it?!!
THIS is Adam?! This absolute dick?!
He did have fly comments though, can't lie about that, creative.
"Didn't know the Adam had a god complex..."
You almost rolled your eyes, turning on your heel and about to strut away before you're pulled back by a wing that was snapped out of your own grasp.
"Fuck did you say to me you little shit? If not for me all of mankind wouldn't even exist!"
"Wow, truly a blessing. Go down there yourself and check out the living conditions if you're so sure it's worth it, not the same cheery clouds and rainbows life you had in Eden."
You shrug. Getting pulled by your wing hurt. Great.
"How about you watch your tone you brat?"
The woman next to him spoke up with venom dripping from her words. She looked like she's eager to fuck you up.
"I wasn't the one stopping someone in the middle of the street last time I checked...?"
You looked at your non-existent watch.
"You have some balls to be mouthing off to me-"
"Ain't 'cha supposed to be a prime example to how humans are supposed to act? Guess the original sin really fuc- ahem. Really screwed you over in that sense."
The sentence lost it's power when you cut yourself off from cursing, but you couldn't lose your streak, this was the longest you've gone without one anyway! This proves that human interactions are useless.
"Wooow! Low fucking blow! Really? Bringing up my wife's fuck up to my face? 's why I'M up here and SHE'S down under probably ripped apart by those double dicked demons."
He leaned down to shake his head with the imp mask on, which looked unsettling honestly.
"Sheesh, sounds like a you problem. You were kinda a simp to eat an apple straight from her hand from the one tree you couldn't eat from. The actual audacity of that."
"Ohohoho fuck you, alright? Everything in that garden was mine to enjoy, some fuckin' tree wasn't going to limit me! I did what I wanted, and look, i'm still in heaven, aren't I?! So suck it you puny, bushy bitch!"
He was all up in your face, tapping a finger against your chest.
"With that attitude, I'm not surprised your wives all left you."
Assuming Lilith exists. Although not mentioned directly in the Bible, Lilith has been used to explain the two contradictory versions of Creation within the book of Genesis. Like Adam, Lilith was created from the dust and the earth, making them equal to one another, but Lilith's only Jewish lore so you couldn't be sure if that applied to this funky, comedic, cartoony heaven.
"Fuck!! this is getting me hard right now, I didn't know i'm into this fucking shit. If my first bitch proved to be this spunky I think I wouldn't have minded being a bottom for a moment."
He straightened up and laughed loudly, gathering some brief attention.
The female beside him sneered at you after realizing his words.
Was she into this fucking excuse of a man? How is it YOUR fault that he's a weirdo?
"Yeah, thanks I know i'm so great and sexy, but you're not my type. The jocky bully usually isn't, sorry not sorry. Grow a pair of balls and then talk to me."
He just giggled lowly. Or was it a chuckle? Whatever.
To think you could pull the first man to be created by just being a bitch. That's WILD.
That rocks not gonna lie.
He stopped you in the same way as before, pulling on your wing.
"OW FUC- STOP DOING THAT! I am in no way a masochist!"
You pulled your wing away and cradled it in your arms.
"Alright stop bitching, those two white balls of fur are looking pretty fucking sick so once you get 'em in working order you might get a letter to join something super cool since I lead it, oh fuck YEAHHH!"
He spoke as he spread your wings with his weirdly sharp nailed hands. His arm length wasn't enough to unfurl them fully, which was pretty impressive.
"You must've been a real fuckin' saint on that chaotic shithole you call Earth. Must've died a virgin!"
It was weird to have someone get this touchy with your new wings.
Weirdly enough, the now slightly more open wings allowed you to flex your back muscles a bit better and your wings twitched in his grasp.
"Holy shit, that quick? Ay Lute this's gotta be a new record! Even YOU eat shit in comparison."
Said woman, who now you knew to be 'Lute', growled at you in anger, the mask on her face twisting to form a deep scowl.
It was promply ignored by the one you now knew as Adam.
To say the least, you liked being praised, and even more you liked being praised by being compared to someone who has more expertise than you.
And you certainly would love to rub it in her face that her silly little crush likes you a lot despite the initial Asshole-ry.
Weirdly enough, he helped you a bit by holding up your heavy wing structure that you've yet to get used to being able to do so on your own.
"Fuck me in the ass, these fucking kumquat lint licking feather dumps are heavy as fuck! No wonder you walked like they're old sagging tits in your arms!"
However much of a bitch this guy was, you weren't passing up on a free try at raising these dust sweepers off of the floor.
You tested your luck by flexing harshly, which made the tips ruffle and twitch. Tiny feathers that were loose flew right out of the gigantic pair of wings.
Lute was done staring and standing around.
"Get outta my way Adam, i'll do it, so you don't pop a vein or something."
"Uh?! Fuck you?! I'm more than fucking capable of holding these up-"
You felt smaller hands grasp your wings about an inch away from where Adam held them.
She felt sturdy, but you only then realized how harshly she began squeezing your bones.
"Ow, ow owowowow! Fu- crap let go! You're gonna crush my scapula!!!"
"what in the rats ass are you doing Lute?! If you fuck her up now it's gonna be on me for making the new bitch a cripple!"
Adam shooed Lute away replacing her hold with his own once more.
WOW she really hates you.
"What?! She's too fucking weak, I barely held her! Stop holding this fucktwat so gently like she's gonna break!"
She crossed her arms, huffing in a fussy manner.
"Wow, did I piss in your cornflakes or something? You did that on purpose!"
In irritation, another jolt was sent down your back due to the ginormous wings flapping slowly.
She made a noise of complaint before getting stopped by Adam.
He was really into doing this for you, weirdly enough. He seemed like one hell of a bitch at the start. Maybe he's not SO bad. (He is)
"These are unnaturally fuckin' big for a regular angel, guess I really was right when sayin' you had to be a fucking virgin nun to get these ground-breaking triple A plumes!"
He used his hands to flap your wings for you, which was like kick-starting a car because somehow, that made you pick up on how you needed to use your back to operate these new body parts.
When he realized what was happening, he pulled off of your wings with a elongated 'fuuuuuuck...' stepping away a few steps.
Your wings were a crazy 7 meter long span. That was definetly not normal, but quite realistic for if a normal human wanted working wings back on Earth.
"Hoooly pigstain balls... Color me fucking surprised."
At least you were able to hold them at a level where they didn't touch the ground.
You could faintly shake them from the base, but it was far cry from actually fluttering them enough to fly.
"Oh jeez... It feels like I have rocks on my back... This is almost as bad as being a granny on drugs. (medication)"
You couldn't hold them up anymore and you let them fall into your arms, covering your body with the large wings.
"Nice, whatever, eat shit. Alright, i'm out, fuck you."
He sent you the bird and a little wave. Lute stared at you a moment longer, giving you a death stare before strutting right after Adam.
... Right. That was a great first interaction.
About a month has passed since you've entered heaven. At least you think it has, since there are no clocks to tell the time, and the sun only ever goes down low enough to call it evening at most. There's never darkness here.
In a sense, it's a better way to tell time that you don't need to keep since this is literally forever. In the non-cartoony heaven God would be the only light so... That probably meant day time all the time. This one didn't stray from humanity all that much.
You're getting off track there.
You've caught up on the drama, and the creation of this whole world. Funky, you haven't seen Jesus anywhere, though maybe he's with God somewhere. You couldn't know.
So, nothing's off the dial with the story.
Lucifer gives Eve an apple she yums it along with Adam, strangely, Lilith is also there with Lucifer, but like, that's actually kinda normal since she represents a demoness in Jewish lore.
Oh yeah Lilith. She didn't wanna get dommed by Adam so she ran off and boom she went to hell alongside Lucifer. Besides that, the books mention nothing else.
You don't know how it works and it's not like you need to.
You found out you can ascend in ranks here, and not by fighting, nope. You just have to do good stuff. That's actually crazy, but you'll have to stick to doing good in heaven because you can't travel to earth or hell yet.
Not like you're power hungry, but you'd rather have a bit of power just to bite back in case there's like corruption here.
Great, another goverment, just better, because everything is free and you can do whatever. As long as it's not morally wrong.
So after learning to flap your wings in what you found to be newbie classes, you learned how to float, and soon enough, you were flying.
You started off small, cleaning the streets even more than neccessary, helping angels that were in a pickle, just general acts of kindness.
For once you felt good about yourself.
Surprisingly, since that day you haven't seen either Lute or Adam.
Not like you cared, when you were in your home resting or playing games you looked more into interesting stuff like the magic you can conjure as an angel.
You still had no friends, but that hardly bothered you. You literally felt no need to go out and interact, this was perfectly cozy for you. You slept half the day, played some games, cleaned a few streets and helped some people and back to bed it was.
There was no real need to eat or drink, so you just didn't.
Superficially speaking, this Heaven was like life back on Earth minus a few added bonuses.
It was a new morning when you woke up. You don't know how long you've slept, but you didn't have anyone waiting for you.
Now that you thought about it, you didn't pay much attention to what Adam said last time you met.
Seriously? Is Eve in hell? That seems... Unfair. If anything, they both should be at one place for that matter, it's not like either was better.
Then again, if Eve is in hell, but so is Lilith, isn't that like, unsafe? Surely they hold some semblement of anger towards the heavens. Or Adam. If anyone asked you, you'd guess they're planning a revenge or something.
You always loved mysteries, and this time you could maybe play detective Gadget yourself.
But not now. Now you needed to gain power.
Then again, you can think about it while doing good!
This time you decided to wash the inner and outer gate. It was a. It was tough, since you needed something with a fast-acting formula, versatility, and impressive shine.
Thankfully, clearly they're clean freaks here, and lacked no extensive labels for cleaning products at all.
Once you were finished with the inner side, you moved onto the outer one.
"Y/n! So good to see you! Wow, I see you're... Cleaning! Wow, so noble! How are you settling in?"
Saint Peter was always there.
"Good uh... Morning? Saint Peter. Yup... I'm loving it here... Just thought it would be nice to give this gate a shine since I can... Fly now."
You said as you scrubbed the bars gently. They're real gold.
"Marvelous! That's the kind of people we want here! Obviously. Hahaha.... Uh... Nice wings you've got there, i'm sure they're serving you well."
"Sooo... Can I ask some historical questions?"
He tilted his head at your question. His everpresent relaxed smile peered down at you.
"As long as no new souls enter, that sounds fine by me."
"Up till a little ago I didn't believe this place exists... In some sense. You know, I didn't settle with believing, but also didn't settle with not believing. I'm a bit behind on all the lore and stuff..."
"That also happens quite a bit, I have no idea how we solve it!"
"Right... Um. So I'd like to know about the first humans and the Garden of Eden. I've stumbled upon Adam here, but i've yet to cross Eve."
You flicked your eyes to the side, silently observing his reactions.
"Oh! Oh... Fuck... Aha-ahem. Right, so that's... A tough question. You won't find Eve here. She was sent to hell."
"Ohhh you know... Uhm... Well... I-I wasn't there myself so I can't really confidently say why Adam is here and she's not... Ahaha. Yeahh..."
He was tactfully avoiding the question, but you could understand why.
"Alright then... How about Lucifer? The fallen angel? I've only seen him in the books once, and it was when he gave Eve the apple. I found nothing about his fall."
"Oh! That's something I CAN answer. Get ready because this is gonna be a long one!"
You sat back and waited for him to start, stopping your polishing.
"In the beginning, Lucifer inhabited Heaven. He was very inventive and creative in his actions, which became a problem for others. The elders considered him a threat to the order of Heaven and did not allow him his participation in the creation of the world. At that time, angels created Adam and Lilith from the ashes of the Earth, but Lilith rebelled against Adam and ran away from him. Then Lucifer followed her and found her. They both fell in love with each other and vowed to give humanity the gift of free will. In the form of a serpent, Lucifer gave Eve, Adam's new wife, the fruit of the tree of knowledge. However, he did not predict that this would have disastrous consequences for humanity because with free will, humans began to do evil things. This disturbed the order of Heaven and, as a consequence, Lucifer was thrown into the abyss now known as Hell alongside Lilith."
He wiped an artificial sweat drop off of his face.
"WOW! That was a workout!"
You blinked in stupor. That's actually a really sad take on this.
"So... He only wanted to give something to the humans from himself? Couldn't all this be avoided if only they didn't forbid him from helping in the creation of the world?"
He blinked at you with a smile.
"More or less, yes. I'm not an elder, sadly, this is all i'm permitted to say AND know!"
A soul appeared, and Saint Peter had to bid you farewell to do his job.
You just continued to dab the gates with the soft bristles of your brush.
As obnoxious as it was to operate such big wings, since they got in the way a lot and you could only use them in spacious areas. They were still maturing, as your instructor said, they wouldn't grow, but their density wasn't fully developed yet, which meant they're prone to breaking.
You flew a bit higher and swiped across the gate.
The Lucifer in this heaven that you now have come to terms with not being the one where you'd look... Normal and 3D is NOT the one you're in right now, to be actually not that bad at all. It was disheartening to hear such a sad, sappy story, you know?
You wondered if you'd ever get the chance to see this 'Hell' in this world.
Maybe if you ascend the ranks high enough. The tasks to ascend will definetly become more and more taxing with each rank you get.
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Another month or... So you think has passed. Still no ascension. You're still just an angel.
Was what you're doing not enough? Not it at all? Were the tasks not enough EXP or something?!
It was now your second month here, and this time you were planting flowers. The town centre had a fountain of gold water, and various spots for plants, but there weren't any, so you decided to take it upon yourself to plant them. Once the seeds were in, you recited a spell that was rather basic, but it was a start to your magic learning journey.
The seeds sprouted to life and in due time, they were a boquet of various shades and flowers. You went around doing that a bit more. Before a scream resonated through the court.
All eyes were glued to the same spot, where you saw an angel who was taking care of a multitude of babies with tiny angelic wings.
Oh wow... Are those children that died before they... Entered the world?
Not only those, but a few older ones.
But on that note, you noticed now that one of the newborns was playing on the verge of a cluster of the buildings the scream came from.
The woman was preoccupied with the children beside her, so you swooped in before it became dangerous.
You grasped the child awkwardly, raising it high and flying upwards.
You stood on the ledge and handed the baby to the woman.
Unlucky she to have to take care of so many dapper looking lil' kids.
She must have serious patience.
"Thank you... That could've been ugly."
"You're welcome. Maybe use those harness leashes? I've Heard some parents used them on Earth for rowdy children or if they had a lot-"
You would've finished your sentence if not for the pain in your back.
It wasn't bad, but at this point, you haven't had a scratch in two months, and grew soft.
Like tiny pinpricks nipping your back.
Next second, you were a foot or two taller.
Your wings felt larger and more majestic than regular angel wings. Upon closer inspection, you noticed streaks of (f/c) on the tips of your wings with intricate details and a grandeur that reflects the higher rank of archangels.
"Oh! Look at you! You've... Ascended! This must be reported to the council immediately for evaluation!"
You swore she almost dropped the two babies she held, but it seems she knew they would float down using their wings.
You couldn't help but flinch in their direction in case they DID fall.
"Scurry along kids, c'mon!"
She instructed you to follow behind her. You did.
A council? Evaluation? What was that supposed to mean?
You didn't have to wonder long, as you were guided through a door, which had plenty of seats in a courtroom, star-wars senate like fashion.
You briefly noticed Adam and Lute, sitting around on one of the podiums, as well as two Seraphims. One was significantly more regal and calm than the other, as well as... Large.
You didn't pay attention to the angel nanny's words, you only stared around, your eyes occassionally straying to the two you met two months prior.
Well, at least you saw Adam almost fall over in the chair, whereas Lute held him up. It seems he has finally taken notice of you.
But before he could say anything, the two Seraphims flew down before you and the angel.
"Welcome, I'm delighted to see a new face here in Heaven. You're quite fast to already claim the rank of an Archangel, dear. What is your name?"
The larger Seraphim spoke with a small smile.
"Well then, Y/n. I'm pleased to see you're doing well. Since you've become an Archangel now, you'll be tested quickly. Based on your answers you'll become one of the three: A warrior, a guardian or a messenger archangel. Are you ready?"
The smaller Seraphim bounced in her spot, hands intertwined with eachother and a giddy grin on her face.
Oh seriously? A test? You've had enough of those as a teenager. All his stress will make your hair go white again.
She straightened up and opened her mouth.
"How do you handle conflict in a group setting? In a crisis, do you tend to take charge and lead others to safety? What's your primary focus when interacting with friends or family? How do you prefer to share important information with others?"
She stayed quiet after this and left you some time to make up your mind.
This was stressful man, you did not sign up for this!
"I suppose for starters I strive to maintain harmony, focusing on protecting the group dynamic but I AM capable of taking on a leadership role, ensuring tasks are completed efficiently. I prefer supporting and protecting others during challenging times. Offering guidance and protection in times of need. Directly and assertively, ensuring the message is delivered clearly."
The Seraphim nodded, now you had to wait for the brief intermission to end to receive your results.
You eyed the only pair of people you knew here, which was Adam and Lute.
Unluckily, you were caught between two assertive pair's of eyes staring right back at you.
They were both weirdly quiet.
Your attention was grabbed once more, this time by the smaller Seraphim. She was smaller than you by two feet now. If you saw her a bit earlier you might've even been similar height.
She grabbed your hands and with a big grin she spoke right in your face.
"I am happy to welcome you as our newest Guardian Archangel!"
You scanned the courtroom once more before bowing with a shy thank you. You exited the room alongside the angel nanny, and she directed you to a botique where you'd find clothes more matching for your new stature and rank.
Not only did your physical size grow, but your aptitude for magic did too, and with this newfound strength, you hastily realized, walking alone on the sidewalk...
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Yeah i'm too tired to continue this LMAO. Maybe i'll make more if people like it (or even bother to read it)
