♥ KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE QUOTES ↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

• ❛ So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. ❜
• ❛ There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. ❜
• ❛ Manners maketh man. ❜
• ❛ Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Thank you. ❜
• ❛ You throw away your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog. ❜
• ❛ You shot a dog just to get a fucking job! ❜
• ❛ If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform. ❜
• ❛ You’re full of surprises. ❜
• ❛ How deep does this fucking thing go? ❜
• ❛ Is this the part where you say some… really bad pun? ❜
• ❛ This ain’t that kind of movie, bruv. ❜
• ❛ Sorry, love. Gotta save the world. ❜
• ❛ I’m awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up. ❜
• ❛ Oh, no no no. I cancelled the gala because of you. ❜
• ❛ Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight? ❜
• ❛ The suit is the modern gentleman’s armour. ❜
• ❛ At least the girl’s got balls. ❜
• ❛ I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit. ❜
• ❛ You dirty… little fucking prick… ❜
• ❛ That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head. ❜
• ❛ I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far. ❜
• ❛ Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson. ❜
• ❛ What did you do to me? I had no control. I killed all those people. ❜
• ❛ To Pee or Not to Pee? ❜
• ❛ Not everybody had thanked you for that one. ❜
• ❛ A gentleman’s name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he’s born, when he marries, and when he dies. ❜
• ❛ I’m just a pleb. ❜
• ❛ Being a gentleman is something one learns. ❜
• ❛ Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam. ❜
• ❛ Looks like a lot of people are going to die. ❜
• ❛ Do I look like I give a fuck? ❜
• ❛ What a shame we both had to grow up. ❜
• ❛ Sorry, sir, but why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp? Am I the expendable candidate? ❜
• ❛ You need to take that chip off your shoulder. ❜
• ❛ This whiskey is amazing; you will shit. ❜
• ❛ Who the fuck are you? Where am I? ❜
• ❛ This knife can save your life. ❜
• ❛ Mankind is the virus, and I’m the cure. ❜
• ❛ You’re a bloody disgrace. ❜
• ❛ I apologise for putting you in this position. You trained him well. ❜
• ❛ A little gratitude would be nice. ❜
• ❛ Fuck that guy, whoever he is! ❜
• ❛ Do I look like I give a fuck? Just get it done. ❜
• ❛ Perfect timing. Gentleman’s just finished. ❜

she spits life like unwanted poison and bares her teeth  to those who wait before her; goddess to queen, a line of subjects at her feet. / INDEPENDENT FANDOMLESS ORIGINAL CHARACTER.

TELL   ME,   IF   YOU   SAW   A   FIRE   CONSUMING   IN   ITS   RAGE,   WOULD   YOU   RUN?   or   would   your   body   remain,   still   before   the   sight   of   pyre   and   ash   and   smell   of   burning   flesh,    awaiting   for   its   devour?

i’m running, there’s tears falling down my face as i turn down the streets, i’m trying to be as careful and quiet as i can but it’s no use. they’ve found me, “please…” i cry out, “stop following me, im not a krp blog.” they’re laughing. they don’t seem to care. “please…”