two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

everybody do the weenis 🤝 c'mon everybody give a little clap

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

gonna buy this god-forsaken web site and charge all y'all $8 a month to edit reblogs.

'oh he's so funny now.'

mf i was always funny.

citationless behavior

sourceless behavior

the feminine urge to spend all your time in bookstores, to sip tea in cafes, to wear ribbons in your hair and always have a book in your bag

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

kill them with kindness? WRONG! franklin expedition 🛢️🗺️🍽️🪦⛵️🧪⚰️🕳️🛢️🛢️🛟🥩🥩❄️🌫️🔥📜🥩🛟🕳️⚰️🇬🇧🛢️🌫️📜🐻‍❄️🦴🦴🌨️⚰️🍽️🛢️⛵️🗺️🔥❄️🧭🩸🪦📜🔪🕯️⛺️⚓️🛷🍴🥩🫀🥾🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️⚓️🛷❄️🇬🇧🌫️🌫️🛟📜🕳️🫀🥩🇬🇧🧪🥾🛷🗺️🍴📜⚓️🪦🔥🧪⛺️🥩🥩⚰️🛟🧭

reblog ifyou love her and she makes you smile the coelacanth

they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed

the romans outside jesus’ tomb early sunday morning

An extraordinary Acheulean handaxe knapped around a fossil shell circa 500,000-300,000 years ago.

The maker appears to have deliberately flaked around the shell to preserve and place it in a central position. As a result this handaxe has been described as an early example of artistic thought.

From West Tofts, Norfolk.

Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology, University of Cambridge, Courtesy Alison Fisk

The X Files The Walk | 3.07

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp