jarvis show me the fates of those who have wronged me

checking facebook

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & dog

Brian

In other news, a FOI request found out it appears that Kyle Rittenshouse failed the USMC entry exam so badly he's perma-banned from ever joining the USMC

Dude must be a grade A psyche case of the fucking MARINES dont want him.

BRO HE FAILED THE ASVAB

FOR THE MARINES

HOW

For non-US people: The entrance tests to join the marine corps is infamously a joke of a test. It is so easy to be accepted into the Marines that there are stories of people being drafted, trying their hardest to fail, and passing anyway. The test is largely regarded as a formality, only turning away people with severe physical and mental disabilities.

I need to know what flunked him.

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i've already hurt so much

y’shtola in the dress that’s been going around on twt!

I'm curious let's go

collect my routers

HELP NEEDED

I'm very sorry to be doing this since I have never done this, but this month's bills are going to close soon and I'm in between jobs. I'm sending out job applications and going to class (a PHD program) at the same time, and it's been really tiring. Plus, I have anxiety and gut problems (that started because of it) that could have become an ulcer if I hadn't looked for help, but I used health insurance to get medicine and medical appointments and this month's bill is extra expensive for me.

Anything would already help me a lot, since I need to buy groceries for me and my brother and passages, plus pay for light and the insurance. Also, Brasilian Reais are only 0,20 USD and 0,18 EUR so every little bit would help me a lot! I need R$1010,00 to cover everything, ideally.

Please, if you're unable to help, pass this on so more people can see it.

A reminder that R$1010,00 is equivalent to $199,77 USD!!!!!

Hey guys! It's at $30/$199,77!!