lovers, of course, are notoriously frantic epistemologists, second only to paranoiacs (and analysts) as readers of signs and wonders.

adam phillips, on flirtation

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

the critics are raving

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

wanna join me in the t4t bathroom stall?

Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

If you don’t like fat girls, nobody needs to hear your opinion on anything.

im not sure you know what ancient rome is

again shows the common practice of taking certain aesthetics at face value and reverse engineering whole cultures, ideas and ideals from them, and ignoring that historically, it usually worked the other way around. what do you MEAN ancient rome w/o slavery, child exploitation and misogyny. whats next. roman empire 2 - no imperialism?

like whats the roman empire without imperialism, slavery, child exploitation and misogyny. aesthetics? what aesthetics? architecture? sculptures? clothing? whos gonna build all these buildings? whos gonna maintain them? whos going to mix the cement? mine for marble? iron? gems? whos going to process fibers? weave fabrics? sew them? who do you think behind all these aesthetics?

Rambunctious

puppy on head idiot

puppy on head idiot

“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.

scissor sisters by lisa yuskavage, 2019, oil on linen, 8.75 x 8 inches (censored for tumblr guidelines)

always a bit puzzling to me when ppl are fans of a male celebrity so you go through the tag & they talk about his accomplishments. İ thought we were all here for tits & ass....

attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

hard cock in tight jeans

like when you can see it twitching n straining against the denim

Invisible Cities is a funny book because Marco Polo starts describing increasingly more fantastical made-up cities until Kublai Khan is like okay what are you talking about and Polo is like Gotcha bro, this whole time I've been talking about Venice, the most fantastically made-up city to ever actually exist