LEXHEN

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

ok stupid question my bad

The whole Phoenix poker coding vs. Edgeworth chess coding thing gets me every time.

Like the contrast between the two games, how they way they’re played perfectly reflects each of their styles of law please god I need more ships that do this it’s so hyper specific tho

guy who thinks his food service job is a lot more high stakes than it actually is: bro I swear to god if I don't eat something in the next 5 minutes I'm gonna start hitting customers with the doomsday weapon

Therapypilled Sessionmaxxer

Logicpilled Chessmaxxer

poor guy

Every transformers fan has two wolves inside them: one that says every version is valid and different and there is no set canon, and one that says “He would Not Fucking say That.”

i blacked out and suddenly theres 4 edgeworths on the canvas

Day 12: Senses

new marianas trench? in this economy??

im going to skim a handful of the most popular saw fanfiction and then tell you what i think the plot of the saw film franchise is, ok?

i have reason to believe there were two men in a bathroom

Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

Glad you liked this one dad-pegger

Nobody in this game has any chill

He is but you would not believe how little relevance that has to the case