‘Your Lucky Purple Shorts, Sir’

Sometimes you need to go to the dirtiest mcdonalds restaurant in your area for that danger ambiance.

I have a friend who ate a stepped on French fry off a McDonald's bathroom floor

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I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink​ @gracefulvaudeville​

UPDATE: FIRST ATTEMPT

Him BABY

trans people do not owe you their backstory. they do not owe you their deadname, their pre-transition pictures, their coming out story, their heartache. trans people who are stealth are not “tricking” you, trans people who are open about it are not “faking”. there is no one trans experience, no specific narrative trans people have to fit.

also, if you’re trans, i love you! remember to drink some water today.

good evening to people who name their pets after flowers, people who collect rocks, people who keep items in their inventory in games for sentimental reasons, people who cant shuffle cards, my junior year second semester history teacher, people who make flower crowns, people who wear yellow, people who still use keyboard emoticons, and people who unironically wear those tails that clip onto your belt loop

me and my boyfriend still use keyboard emoticons when talking to each other. I didn't at first but then he started using them and then I did too.

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

vibe check

your last three used emojis are your vibes.

I made Shane in Animal Crossing and let me tell you

I love him

It took me FOREVER to design the jacket, please appreciate it

I finally got switch online so I could post my design! if y'all use it please let me know ^^

PSA about ADHD

✦ADHD is not a personality quirk

- some things that tag along with ADHD are:

        ~sensory processing disorder

        ~executive dysfunction

        ~poor fine motor skills

        ~sensory overloads (that lead to meltdowns)

        ~sensory seeking (self stimming)

        ~hyperfixations

        ~moderate to severe memory problems

        ~Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria- is an extreme emotional sensitivity and emotional pain triggered by the perception that one is being rejected, teased, or criticized. The emotional response is complete with suicidal ideation and people suffering from RSD often get misdiagnosed with serious personality disorders. RSD is only seen in people with ADHD and the emotional sensitivity/reaction is much more severe than that of a neurotypical person.

✦Some other “fun” ADHD things! 

          ~inability to regulate emotions

          ~no concept of time

          ~noticeable public stimming (resulting in stares from neurotypicals) 

          ~no impulse control

          ~insomnia

          ~listen but cannot absorb what is being said 

          ~no volume control 

          ~increased inability to focus when emotional

          ~difficulty stopping a task and transitioning to the next 

          ~social anxiety

          ~higher levels on generalized anxiety

          ~extremely forgetful 

          ~”all or nothing” mentality  

@ neurotypicals- some things to be aware of: 

- you cannot hyperfixate. only people who are neurodivergent can hyperfixate. please don’t use that word when describing your latest obsession :-)

- please don’t stare at neurodivergent people who are stimming in public

- be respectful of those who actually need fidget toys so they can subtly stim in public 

- if we forget something you tell us it is not because we don’t care, we just have a million other thoughts racing through our mind and no way to filter through them. 

- please be gentle with us. no don’t tip toe around us and treat us like we aren’t human, but be aware that even offhand comments can trigger RSD. no we aren’t being too sensitive, our brains are wired differently than yours. 

Dearest Shane,

This is the farmer that lives above you and Marnie's home. This is your first strike. You sent me pizza in the mail you stole from Joja Mart. While I respect you stealing from the big corporations, please put the pizza in a box next time. It is going to take me all day to clean this pizza grease off of my mail box. You have two more strikes left, after the last strike, I will marry you.

Please take care of yourself,

Farmer

Here’s a better pic of the art I did!!!

CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

Surprise surprise, I haven't died yet-

I drew Toes!

It looked better as a sketch

I tried super hard 😔

Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up

stardew valley people rb in tags with:

• spouse • farm type • pet of choice • favourite non-romanceable townsperson • favourite skill (fishing, mining, farming, etc) • least favourite townsperson