Hi there! I have decided to access this platform to try and find a solution to my sister’s current situation… It has been too long at this point and I really do not know what else to do… so here goes nothing!
First of all… hi! My name is Paula, or mmad-lover as you may know me here. I am a student and a freelancer from Costa rica, and I currently live with my younger sister. Her name is Camila.
Snape was exposed as a spy and sent to live on Grimmauld with Sirius Black. At first they fought a lot, but then Hermione brought them a laptop and they connected to the neighbor’s Wi-Fi. This moment was the beginning of the truce. They became hikkikamori.
Snape: * goes outside * ugh, what’s that smell?
Black: it’s oxygen, bro ____ Snape: * opens the curtain * hooah! NIGHT, it’s time to wake up the neighbors!
(Second picture) Black: He’s probably thinking about torturing muggles again
Snape: Fuck, I’ve ruined a whole cauldron, damn that dried calendula. Tomorrow I’ll call the seller and tell him all the complaints.
Servant to all, but not himself.
funniest godfather ever
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“minerva? are you decent? albus informed me that i must escort you to the Great Hall for breakfast, seeing as it’s your first full day back.”
“really, severus! i never knew you to be a gentleman.”
“rest assured i am not, madam. merely following orders from our illustrious leader…hang on, you said you were dressed!”
“i am, boyo, do you see me opening my door to you with only my undergarments on?”
“no, but…your hair. you havent tied it round yet.”
"Nothing is more dangerous than solitude.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Drawn in February 2023
hiii
what are your favorite snirius fanfics?
Ooh I had to go through my bookmarks for this one.
An Interlude by masterofesoterica- Set during OOTP. Beautifully written, with spot-on characterisations for both of them.
The Sin in Your Grin (and the Shape of Your Mouth) by xylodemon- In which they are simultaneously enemies and lovers. What I love about this is that they are both so awful to each other, but they recognise what awful people they are in some ways which is what draws them to each other.
Walking the Monochrome by emilywaters1976- Please heed the warnings before reading this. The first chapter has some stomach-churning stuff. It's set in an AU where Snape publically tries to kill Voldemort after finding out he's going after Lily and gets tortured so badly he's in a coma. Sirius feels a kinship with him and takes care of him while he's unconscious. It's a really well-done fic with some wonderful Sirius characterisation. You can really feel Sirius's feelings changing as the fic goes on even though Snape is unconscious for most of it. It's got a melancholy, slightly sad atmosphere to it. And I love the way the author incorporates Sirius's animagus form in the fic.
I am yet to read any of these, but I am going to add few of mine here as well:
Metalo really leans into the POA! vibe of Sirius, where he is so compelling and frightening, and the atmosphere is just filled with him. It works wonderfully for this ship - and it was my first time reading them as teenagers. Also, this exchange is really funny:
“What a surprise. A blood traitor sticking up for another,” Regulus drawls, after some seconds, eyes moving between his brother and Potter, filled with anger. “You know how protective he is over his boyfriend, Mulciber.”
“You little shit.” Black steps forward, and if Regulus can look down at most people his age and many older than him, he can’t do that with his brother.
Regulus opens his mouth, but just then Slughorn comes out of the classroom. “Everything alright?”
They all go off at once.
Lily says Regulus is insulting people, Avery complains Lily is abusing her Head Girl position to take points for no reason and that Potter threatened to curse him. Potter says Avery is a liar, and they all talk over each other.
First, Last and Always by Vermoulin
Watch the warnings for this one. This one particularly required me to be in a certain mindspace to read it..but it was beautifully written, and an extremely visceral read. It teases out every dynamic and nuance in all the hate-smut.
Dead Reckoning by Gadhelyn
Violent, fragile and everything in between. Again, mind the warnings. (this work also has a sequel which I havent read yet)
An alternate take on the kitchen scene in OOTP, and in first person!!
They also have fluffy: Not bright or noble, but sublime and the not-so-fluffy Loaded Shadows
Canon-divergence from POA. I've had much fun reading this domestic, almost tender piece.
Special mention for these friendship fics: Moonstone and The Monster and the Magical Toys Shop by @evilbeanghost
There is more for sure, but this is off the top of my head.
Not that I want to stress you… buut I am completely burned out and still have 4 more exams to suffer thru…
So: is there any chance for sneak peak? 🫣🫠😂😅
Mrs Plump chose that instant to interrupt. Her low mew as she approached him sounded sad, so Severus took a moment to scratch her behind the ears. The weight on his chest eased a bit. “So what if they reckon I’m a whole lotta work. I don’t care. Don’t need ‘em,” he replied in an equally quiet albeit far more furious whisper.
At this rate, I feel like I'm gonna share the whole chapter before it's ready, but it seems we could both use some Mrs Plump comfort right now, so here you go. Take care, treat yourself to some nice food and good luck with your exams!
You wanna know what bothers me today? It is a canonical fact that Dumbledore enjoys Ten-pin bowling, yet I have never seen any fan art of him dressed in a purple bowling-shirt with golden stars and moons getting a strike.
You know what? I bet that’s what he does during the summers. He drags Snape, McGonagall and Hagrid to random Muggle bowling alleys and has an absolute blast. The name of the team? The Lemon Drops.
THANK YOU!
it's man's b day
The Last Meeting “Time’s up, get the prisoner out of here!”
Good ol’ Snap
Okay, hear me out. Beginning Potionears will approach Snape at a convention to see if they’ve ‘made it’ in the field. Because if they have he’ll recognize them and their work. Just… Past students coming up to him and he’s like “Ah yes Havon Amberwell, I’ve read about your work on the affects of -” and that’s how they know they’ve finally become someone in the field.
And then they’re exchanging the “insults” he gave them on a a little online group for Hogwarts alumni.
“Ah yes, Diogene Amphelot, I’ve read about your work. Do me a favor and look up Guido Pelino’s rules for acidic potions storage, will you. You may find that he came up with your little observation in the 13th century”
“Mister Helisun, it wasn’t the shrivel fig that did it, you single-cell-brained dumbosaur, did you learn nothing from me at all?”
and the winner of the Annual contest of 2003 (yes, the fucker lived, he’s enjoying life now):
“Go away, Jupiler... no - don’t even look at me - or I will hereby make you my number one dunderhead of all time.”
some sketches for my friend @greens-your-color’s ballet au 😌🩰
Earlier today I saw a post by @somesnapefan2 in which was the phrase: “I dont mind short severus but tall”, which I thought was rather funny set of words. So, a very quick and messy comic of short Severus being tall (not exactly a follow-up from my previous comic because that’s a good deal more than seven inches of extra height unless you’re using abnormally large inches!).
