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hello babe

@lubricates / lubricates.tumblr.com

I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck
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mwagneto

when you're scrolling through tumblr and you suddenly think of something to post or Google or whatever but you keep scrolling coz you can't stop and then you realise oh shit I forgot what i was gonna do so you have to scroll back to where you were when the thought™ occured even if the post was completely unrelated because doing this somehow magically summons your memories

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arsanatomica

You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.   Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

I did not know this.

I see this at a farm nearby where I like to hang with the goats, but the only time I’ve seen it captured on film was in that recent episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Sweet Dee got trampled in the petting zoo. I guess it is deeply disturbing and kind of underutilized in horror, but I still wish my eyes did that.

Like, seriously, why isn’t this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?

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ainawgsd

In all fairness, human eyes do this too…it’s just harder to tell because we have round pupils instead of horizontal pupils.

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waspinfested

i want there to be less information on this post please

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shitboy96

Felt the need to add that the very last thing isn’t quite accurate, while human eyes can and do rotate, they only do so a few degrees (not sure exactly but something like 15 degrees). That’s why when you turn your head your field of vision rotates too.

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STUMP… My Squire-Boy STUMP!

Get your Writhing Flesh Over HERE and Fix The Weak Woter-Jets In My

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MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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straycatj

オレはいま ちょっとダラシナイかっこうできゅうけい中です

I'm now chilling with a sloppy style

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HOLY SHIT ????????

Literally a bunch of illiterate gay men in wigs do this on a weekly basis on Drag Race in seventeen minutes and a budget of five dollars.

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“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

then why the fuck did she ask

hmmmmmm…..

Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo

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veeranger

bought a hoodie that amusingly has the coordinates for tokyo on it so when aliens abduct me they’ll think it’s like when a dog has an address on its collar and drop me off in tokyo when they’re done fucking me

the reviews are in

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domodragon

easily a post you've made

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zindabad

Thanks for fixing it mate didn’t sit right with me reblogging the other one

me neither brother.

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