hi

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

making my brother watch gravity falls is great because most of the time he’ll be like “oh is x side character played by y actor” and i have to say “no its alex hirsch again” but last night he was like “wow alex hirsch did a great job on this shapeshifter voice” and words can’t describe the look on his face when i, vibrating, said, “actually thats mark hamill”

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

florida man is really living

Unmute !

Transgender lesbian woman tears gender stereotypes apart in viral video

You have probably heard it before: “Wearing a dress does not make you a woman!”

Over at twitter, Eva, a lesbian transgender woman, published this amazing video in response, showing the world what kind of stupid stereotype this is (embedded above).

Eva writes:

Via LGBTQ Nation.

Menő

tumblr age check, how many of you were here ten years ago when gifs could be 500kb big at the most??

link to the relevant section on Wikipedia

Man I hope they cancel standardized testing, any education professional can tell you it’s a bunch of useless horseshit that does nothing except make students and teachers miserable while utterly failing to accurately gauge understanding.

“why yall gotta make everything about race?”

because everything is about race. you just upset cause we’re talking about it. 

honestly the term “biohacking’ in reference to trans people accomplishes nothing except making transitioning seem really really really fucking cool

im in

*Hackers voice* I’m him

That’s possibly one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever read

Strides

what liberals mean when they say they’ll keep families together

twitter fucking sucks but sometimes people just redeem the whole thing just all of it