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Chilly | Klance Writer | Paladin of Voltron | she/her/he/him | Disaster Bi | NSFW AO3: Bang Bang Beef Keef | SFW AO3: Chilly Super Punk | Twitter: @bangbangbeefke1 | Sharing every Klance Meme I find | profile photo by Forsakenangel88-art
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Preorders for the Save a Lion, Save a Cowboy zine are OPEN, but closing SOON!! You can preorder your copy here: linktr.ee/savealionzine

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Save a Lion, Ride a Cowboy zine preorders have been extended until June 22nd!!!

Three stretch goals have been unlocked!! Less two dozen sales away from unlocking the bonus story Save a Moon, Ride a Honey as a mini zine!!! linktr.ee/savealionzine

This mini zine will be teeny tiny pocket/purse size!!! linktr.ee/savealionzine

The digital zine is 25% with the promo code PRIDE!! linktr.ee/savealionzine

The digital zine is also BOGO!! You can get either the Out of the Wild digital zine for free or the Klance Yearbook digital zine for free! Just put your preference in the order notes!! linktr.ee/savealionzine

#zine preorders#klance#klance zine#ns/fw klance#bangbangbeefkeef#bang bang beef keef#save a lion#ride a cowboy#save a lion ride a cowboy
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fic rec friday 12

welcome the the tenth fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics.

1. Hands Held Higher by @glassaliceart /orphan_account

For most of his life Lance has dealt with a confusing and hard to pronounce name. It all started in Elementary school with a mix up and now he can’t seem to shake the name McClain no matter how hard he tries.

this fic is so underrated fr. yall know how much i love a good hunk & lance fic, and this one especially was so awesome. AND its hunk pov and hunk-centric, which is truly a treat. it’s also the source of my acronym-name lance headcanon!

2. Courting Your Pants Off by @bleusarcelle

The Prince takes a bite of the pastry and melts under the taste, eyes closed in pleasure as he chews. Being childhood friends with the town’s baker is not bizarre, if Keith has a say on it, especially when he gets these kinds of bonuses.
“Amazing, right?” Lance says, his grin turning into a soft happy smile, eyes softening as they stare right at Keith and Keith might choke on his favorite pastry if Lance doesn’t look away the next two seconds.
Being in love with the town’s baker, though? Now, that’s tricky in Keith’s opinion.
[Or the one where Prince Keith’s finally gathers up the courage to start a courtship with the person he has known since he was five years old and prays that his feelings are returned from said baker best friend.]

friends to lovers my beloved. prince keith my beloved. bleusarcelle my beloved. all of this fic is truly my beloved like everything about it is so sweet and fun and flirty i just UGH i love it so much. i also love it when everyone knows keith and lance are in love except for lance its so so funny

3. beautiful and blue by spartana (faveour)

Allura frowns, her brow furrowing. “Shiro wasn’t the first person I brought back to life.” Everyone in the rooms turns silent, watching the Queen of Altea. “Did…did you not know this?”
Lance feels his throat go dry.
Pidge is the one to break the silence, their curiosity finally getting the better of them. “So…who was?”
The Altean blinks. “Lance.”

omega shield fics. yall know im obsessed with them like!! i will never ever understand why that was brushed over!! it is an unbelievably important scene. this fic does such a good job of addressing it honestly

4. His Prince In Chains by @bangbangbeefkeef [EXPLICIT]

Prince Lance’s secret rendezvous with his bodyguard mean everything to him. Tonight, he wants to make a deeper connection, in more ways that one.

i will never get over galtean klance w prince lance and bodyguard keith like i am so obsessed with them. genuinely a peak dynamic. i love how smushy this one is and the royal speak and the devotion it just gets to me

5. Patience Yields Pleasure by @sleepea [EXPLICIT]

Lance looks Keith over, appraises the sight of him with a pleased smirk. Then, he presses the pad of his thumb into the soft skin of Keith’s lip, draws it down. Keith parts his lips in response, opening his mouth just so.
“Tell me what you want, baby,” Lance breathes, punctuates it with a roll of his hips. Keith moans, low and rough and desperate. “And you can have it.”

i LOVE bossy lance. seriously hes so everything to me. i love bossy and cocksure lance and soft whipped flustered keith. its everything to me honestly 

that’s it for today!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!  

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So cool to see mine recc’d 😎

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BOY in the School, BEAST in the Pool - Bang Bang Beef Keef (BangBangBeefKeef) - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org|Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron) Characters: Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Hunk (Voltron) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - High School, High School, Private School, Klance is 18, swimmer Lance, Athlete Paladins, mysterious keith, Mistaken Identity, Furry, Porn Star Lance (Voltron), Anonymous Sex, Mascots, He leaves the suit on, handjobs, Spanking, Frottage, Piano Sex, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Semi-Public Sex, Pool Sex, Shower Sex, Library Sex, Fluff and Smut, Bottom Lance (Voltron), Top Keith (Voltron), Condoms, Versvember Summary:

It's Lance's final Semester of high school. He's spent the entire time pining for the school mascot. Suddenly, his attraction is returned.

Source: archiveofourown.org
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MPLC (Merci pour La Cache, Paris!)

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/BcJhWtK

by crazyrandomhappenklance

Lance and Keith are Honeymooning in Paris, the very capital of romance! However, Keith is less than enthusiastic about posing for photographs. Then a chance encounter with a group of interesting people in the park leads them to discover an intriguing and addictive new hobby, which stokes the embers of their eternal competitiveness, and might just persuade Keith to change his mind. Written for the Klance zine: Honeymoon Around the World.

Words: 2468, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/BcJhWtK

#ao3feed klance#faves#married Klance
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This is fucking huge. I’m not even french and I’m in tears reading this - french is such a binary-gendered language, and that one of their major dictionaries supports its evolution in this way is so profound.

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french language redemption arc????

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⭐️⭐️⭐️ANNOUNCEMENT⭐️⭐️⭐️ My very first ZINE is up for sale in my BRAND NEW SHOP!!! 50% off to celebrate the shop launch!!! Out of the Wild is only $5 for a limited time!!! Featuring so many amazing Klance artists!!! Please go check it out!!!

https://chillybang.bigcartel.com/product/out-of-the-wild-zine-pdf

❤️💙

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OUT OF THE WILD - PDF
For as long as Lance can remember, things have gone missing from his house. Food, tools, clothing, toys... Items that aren't missed, but, wh
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⭐️⭐️⭐️ANNOUNCEMENT⭐️⭐️⭐️ My very first ZINE is up for sale in my BRAND NEW SHOP!!! 50% off to celebrate the shop launch!!! Out of the Wild is only $5 for a limited time!!! Featuring so many amazing Klance artists!!! Please go check it out!!!

https://chillybang.bigcartel.com/product/out-of-the-wild-zine-pdf

❤️💙

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OUT OF THE WILD - PDF
For as long as Lance can remember, things have gone missing from his house. Food, tools, clothing, toys... Items that aren't missed, but, wh
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We are open for business! Pre-Order your zine bundle at https://klancefirstdateszine.bigcartel.com!!! We have five options available, so please read closely!

Swipe Right Bundle $10 (additional costs with add on merch and comic)

-The zine contains twenty original pieces of artwork and ten fanfiction stories focusing on a first date theme between Keith and Lance!

-Optional digital merch contains: Digital Sticker sheet, Paper Dolls, Activity Booklet, Wallpaper, and matching icons.

-Option to add the PDF Comic

Dinner and a Movie Bundle $20 (additional costs with add on merch and comic)

-Physical Zine - A5 full color, perfect bound book, containing twenty original pieces of artwork and ten stories

-Optional digital merch contains: Digital Sticker sheet, Paper Dolls, Activity Booklet, Wallpaper, and matching icons.

-Option to add the PDF Comic

Cafe Date Bundle $30 (additional costs with add on merch and comic)

This merch ONLY bundle contains the following:

-One sticker sheet with five stickers

-Two 2"x3" magnets

-One 2"x7" bookmark

-One acrylic standee

-One pencil pouch

-One two-sided charm

-Stretch goals if reached

-All digital merch (Digital Sticker sheet, Paper Dolls, Activity Booklet, Wallpaper, and matching icons)

Blind Date Bundle $45 (add comic for only $5 extra!)

-Physical Zine - A5 full color, perfect bound containing twenty original pieces of artwork and ten stories

-All merch listed in the Cafe Bundle

-Surprise ‘blind date’ merchandise (cause you never know what you’re gonna get on a blind date!)

-Copy of the digital zine and all digital merch

-Option to add the PDF Comic

Sweet Starts Bundle ($15)

-This bundle is the comic only. Choose this only if you want the PDF comic alone.

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Almost all samples have arrived! And they look absolutely beautiful! 😍 All we are now waiting for are the pins and the full orders 💕 💐 Are you guys as excited as we are? ✨ :D

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