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Purity Politics
I still think this is one of the best lines in the game!
Yu Nanba = Feminist icon!
This is how all kittens behave. Also, this kitty is adorable.
This frame is KILLING ME
[ID: a discord message from Hazel that reads, "lost episode of king of the hill where Peggy catches Bobby reading yaoi (in a gay way) and starts reading it herself (in a fujoshi way) and they bond over it. Hank's b-plot is that he gets elected from the anime convention Bobby got it from for threatening to kick a guys ass who yaoi paddles him. /end ID]
HEY EVERY ! This has been a long time coming, but it’s time to take a look at one of Deltarune’s most overlooked characters: Father Alvin. This series newcomer has flown under the fanbase’s radar for years, but I’m here to tell you why he’s become my top suspect as the true identity of the Roaring Knight.
But that’s not all, I’ll also be delving into the nature of dark fountains, secrets that Gerson may have discovered before his demise, insights into a higher power offered by 1997’s #1-Rated Salesman, and even the origins of our favorite fluffy boy Ralsei. How can all this tie together? Read on and find out!
This is the best AITA because on the actual matter at hand I'd say he's kinda right (ish), $4900 for a week of work is really good money and they can always celebrate later. He should have obviously talked it over with her first but still. What makes him an asshole (or just like, a really really weird person) is every other detail that is tangentially mentioned.
She asks that I tell you to remember her. You won't.
I want Toby Fox three years after the last chapter to make a game where it's just the Fun Gang going on a road trip to the east coast to go fishing. They raid a gas station on the way to grabs snacks for the road (and the lobsters they catch). Happy April Fool's.
THIS CRACKS ME TF UP AND ALSO MAKES ME SO SAD
i make this post every few months now, but it genuinely amazes me that people still think dark souls is just 100% a game built of 'game hard git gud' when the most popular NPC in the first game was the guy who unlocks co-op
the fantasy of dark souls isn't being a badass swords and/or sorcerer, it's the idea of living in a miserable, dying world where a million people are ready and willing to help you if only you'd let them
do any of you understand how much this cg haunts me. back straight you walk down the stairs with your shoulders tight, poised perfect like the bride you know you’ll never be. careful or you’ll fall. hand on the banister you walk down the stairs and meet his eyes for the first time in almost ten years and you can tell he doesn’t recognize you, and you almost don’t recognize him, but he still has that gap between his two front teeth, that mole under his eye, that scar on his left knee. probably. aoi was the one who took him. he didn’t trust you to do it. said you wouldn’t be able to hurt him and he was probably right. chest hurting you walk down the stairs and you stop, and you wish you didn’t have to leave again, and you wish you could fall down at his feet and say i’m sorry, junpei, i’m sorry i left you, i’m sorry i have to leave you again, i’m sorry and i love you and because i love you sometimes i wish i’d never asked to sit with you that day during lunch, it’s only that you were always alone, too, and i just thought maybe you would be the one who didn’t get scared by my eyebags, the way my skin drew tight around my bones. i’m sorry i was so unsightly, it’s just that my brother quit school by the time he was twelve, worked three jobs by fifteen, you know he can’t even do long division? his fists are his only problem-solver, and i know that’s not my fault, but a lot of the time it feels like it is. that’s true for many things. that day on the boat i cracked my head (just like you) so hard i saw stars and i saw a lot of other things, too, and i know you’ll be scared, junpei. i know you’ll be lonely. i know you’ll love other people and maybe it’s cruel for me to feel jealous over that. i wish i could stay, but it’s hard when i know exactly what will happen if i do. junpei, isn’t it sad? isn’t it tragic, the way infinite histories stretch out ahead of us, but i can’t love you in this one, or the next, or the next. we’ll spend our lives missing each other, junpei, and one day we’ll meet again and you’ll realize i’m not that same little girl by the rabbit hutch anymore, and on that day you’ll stop loving me the way i need you to. but i owe my life to your love, junpei. sometimes i wish that i didn’t have to fight so much harder than everybody else to keep it. sometimes i wish that the world was kinder. sometimes i wish that i hadn’t met you at all.
Punch Out Wii is funny because imagine if a comically shrimpy guy was so good at boxing that he defeated all avaliable human opponents and became the world champion, and no matter who was thrown at him he always found a way to win, so eventually the fight organizers just said "Fuck it, put him in the ring with a 500 pound silverback gorilla. Who cares anymore." This fight sells out a stadium and thousands of people gather to watch a 5'7", 107 pound man fistfight a gorilla the size of a Nissan Cube. And the dude wins
you're a gigantic egotistical faggot
Bark like a dog for my attention
that beautiful tall dommy ukrainian cosplayer lady who's big with the chinese lesbians is so awesome because she probably drowned her abusive husband in the indonesian ocean and no one cares
its So Much
She was this Zoya cosplayer, you lesbians probably remember
