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Hey!

@wicked1will0sparkles

22y/o. Erudite-Ravenclaw. || Just a blog for fun ^^ You can usually find me on @SlashingDisneyPasta or @imaginewarehouse
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So you know how lots of birds just find humans really sexy? Like how they're constantly trying to seduce humans, and if you have pet birds there's whole guides for how to not give your bird mixed signals and make them think you're their mate, and how they keep trying to drive off the partners of their owners/carers as rivals

And people who own or live near these types of birds just kind of have to live with this, like they just gotta accept that that's how birds are and work around it

I like to think that that's how gods feel about the tiresome human propensity to worship them at the drop of a hat

My apologies to everyone in the notes who are just now learning about the Many Birds Find Humans Sexy thing

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silfrvarg

There are lyrebirds on the mountain pass I take to get to uni every day. The male lyrebirds apparently think motorcycles are the height of sexiness because around spring I always have to careful for the lyrebirds standing in the middle of the bloody road doing their song and dance routine at me.

Sir, yes your dance and collected sounds is very intriguing but I am the wrong species and just trying not to run you over!

Beautiful Singles Are Shooting By At 60 MPH In Your Area

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sister relationships on television

sisters on pretty little liars (2010-2017)
spencer hastings & melissa hastings / alison dilaurentis & cece drake (charlotte dilaurentis) / alison dilaurentis & spencer hastings / mary drake & jessica dilaurentis / cece drake (charlotte dilaurentis) & alex drake / spencer hastings & cece drake (charlotte dilaurentis) / spencer hastings & alex drake
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abracazabka
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feralrookie

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

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teaboot

This makes me so happy

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generalbooty

in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is

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stereolights

dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING

they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!

oh my god

Bringing this back

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