BIOMADD

"you should know every corner of this house is video recorded and saved to a drive at a remote location" well. my god. do you think misty goes back and watches those videos. do you think she finds that precious moment in 2021 when nat was in her living room w that rifle sitting in the dark waiting for her. do u think she watches nat shuffle as she waits and run her fingers through her hair and readjust the gun and maybe says something snarky to caligula who won't stop squawking. do you think misty sits there rewinding those last moments of nat that she still has. can anybody hear me.

bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches

“Eww don’t ship them ! They’re just friends/ they hate each other/ they barely have any interaction/they never even met/they’re not from the same series !”

Pussy. Back in my days, we shipped Elsa and Jack Frost to hell and back because they were both ice themed.

It really is crazy how if you mention you write fanfiction with people outside fandom, they're always like "you should change the names and try to sell it." It misses the point (fun), but more importantly to me, I get slightly (and I know irrationally) insulted on a craft level. Excuse me, my fanfic is entwined with the canon, thank you very much. I wish sometimes less entwined. You wouldn't believe the stupid bullshit some of my fics have to include because of canon.

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

shauna shipman ghost wrote this

CARRIE FISHER Larry King Live (September 12, 1990)

misty gaslighting shauna for so long and actually being the one to lock her in the freezer was so funny and on brand of them not gonna lie. poodle needed to calm her doberman down for real

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

You can never experience watching your favourite show for the first time again, but you CAN convince someone else to watch your favourite show and vicariously enjoy all their raw reactions to seeing it for the first time, which is honestly nearly as good.

I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw