in spain🧚🏻‍♀️🥰 but s is silent💖🧚🏻‍♀

snake……… on………… meeeee………… (snake on me)

snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)

Best boy hours

ray of sunshine I love him sm

Smash that reblog button if you’ve been a victim of physics

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.

[ID: edited screencap of eleanor shellstrop from the good place saying “This is the Good Luck Post” /end ID

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

M U S H R O O M

en garde

Nobody gives two shits about an ENTIRE COUNTRY being hit by two cyclones consecutively. It’s displaced over 160,000 people and destroyed over 30,000 homes.

Yet no one cries.

No billionaires or other countries have talked about donating or helping the country out.

Please help by donating to charities and fundraisers dedicated to helping provide humanitarian aid to Mozambique!

https://support.savethechildren.org/site/Donation2?df_id=3241&mfc_pref=T&3241.donation=form1&cid=Social_Network:Twitter:Emer_Mozambique:Scus_Lp_Post2:031919&hootPostID=23abdd2d4250de3d6b684c68a4fb250b

https://www.allhandsandhearts.org/programs/mozambique-tropical-cyclone-relief/

https://www.msf.org/msf-response-wake-devastating-cyclone-idai-mozambique-malawi-zimbabwe

Please share! Please donate!

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

Swords are bougie garbage, spears and axes are the weapons of the honest working man

IMAGINE GETTING KILLED BY WILD ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO DISTANCE YOURSELF

THIS POST MADE BY POLEARM GANG

I have a Sword and a Spear, because my family makes pottery and aren’t low class farmers like yours

Lmao this dude doesnt even have an axe.

I mean, we’re potters, not glass blowers. Look at this fucker talking about owning three weapons

Halberd gang rise up. It’s like a spear AND an axe.

yeah well lets see you split wood with it

Can’t hear you from all the way over there! I’ve got my halberd between us! Poke poke.

hey hey

bitch

YEAH WELL LET’S SEE YOU SPLIT WOOD WITH IT

The fuck’s all this bougie shit about? Who the fuck has money for metal weapons in this economy?

elitist jackass talking abt ‘crafted weapons’ just pick up a rock you fucking snob

life is painful but women are hot

the mere fact that john boyega's career could be ruined because he's standing up and speaking out against racism while rich white celebrities careers are safe as they do the bare minimum, if anything, is fucking disgusting.

Vernon Roche 

As requested by anon. I am sure I’m not the only one who’s curious what he looks like without his iconic hat, so I drew a version without too! :)  

You fool that's not a hat it's his hair

here’s the qui-gon and obi-wan vs darth maul fight from phantom menace but tracked to gimme gimme gimme by abba

What on earth possessed you to do this?

It’s what obi-wan would have wanted.

“I’m afraid we can’t be together anymore, Shaggy-kun~”

“Like, why, man?”

“You never… You just never swooce right in when I need you… I just feel like you’re frozen in there… And I’m out here…”

I lived bitch

why is this a screenshot

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it