'Idolatry'

Loudclan - Moon 14: Part 1

Owlstar, Siltsplash, Wildfirecry, and Fiercestripe follow Eklutna to the strange Black Pool. Eklutna promises that the pool will bring them strength, but she remains vague, and the majority of the travelers are wary.

Disclaimer: DO NOT TOUCH CRUDE OIL. DO NOT GO SWIMMING IN CRUDE OIL. YOU WILL NOT HAVE A GOOD TIME.

Mad Magazine

P…PANSY SPEECH BUBBLE?!??!???????????? I need to reconsider my entire artistic practice. I have so much to learn

The reason they "refused services" should be included.

This is just more oppression against the poor.

STOP hating the poor for being poor.

“Friday Funny!”

Warrior cats power of three ending

the appeal of studying human history is like. your brothers and sisters, who all died just before you got here, managed to pass down only a few things to you, and almost all of them are in your blood. the rest of your inheritance is scattered in ruins and tombs and libraries that have outlived their makers. they wanted you to know them but they are gone. will you look back into time and try to find whatever is left?

A continuation of this post :)

Who's your favorite Eevee? Mine's Espeon!

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

holy shit this quote changed my life about four years ago. so crazy that this just resurfaced. i’m really happy.

“we need more complex female characters” y’all couldn’t even handle her

Also when we meet her mom she has similar hair but done really really well, I saw that and immediately thought ‘oh Janine is trying to mimic her mom in a clumsy way’

SHERYL LEE RALPH accepts her award for Best Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series at the 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards (January 15, 2023)

Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

well. did it bored 👍

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!