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whaddup im jared im 19 and I never fucking learned how to cope

i want everything to stop !!!! i want to stop time !!!!! i want to rest !!!! i want some more energy !!!! it’s just !!!!!! too !!!!! much !!!!!

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Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs”

by Noob the Loser

This Tumblr User Loved His Mutuals So Much He Got Eye Enlargment Surgery So He Could Look At Them More

Me as a horse.

Okay I know it’s beautiful, I know, but here’s the thing: it’s a trap. Because that’s almost definitely like 600% a kelpie, and if you touch it it will drag you into a river and eat you.

Please enjoy this very pretty and Not At All Suspect horse.

These are really nice gifs :) thank you

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson has a tiny puppy named Asterix and it’s amazing.

whoever did this, thank you.

I am all about this…

What makes this even better is the photo of him with his brothers:

HOW THE FUCK IS HE THE SMALL ONE?!?!

Well, he’s Hafthor, and there are his brothers, Threequartersthor and Fullthor…

–the most caring man I’ve seen, Jacksepticeye

i thought yall would appreciate a bub enjoying her time in the snow✨

its aminal crossing

In Love with these scene ***

k why is this gif the funniest shit i’ve ever seen it makes me feel like i’m entering another plane of reality

ok guys I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this gif since I saw it and I just need to unpack its various elements for a second:

1. the central tension of this scene, obviously, which is thor realizing jeff goldblum dicked down his kid brother 

2. the fact that jeff goldblum either apparently never learned how to wink OR is trying and failing to bat his eyelashes 

3. the way loki opens his mouth as if to try to explain himself to thor and then looks back at jeff goldblum and decides, nah, we’re good, there’s no coming back from this one 

4. the fact that whoever made this gif decided this scene wasn’t hysterical enough on its own and added dramatic telenovela zooms 

5. the combined effect of all of these elements being that not only can I not stop thinking about this gif but also I hear the kill bill siren whenever I look at it 

Lil Sidon