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I'm you but gayer

@pastelmimic / pastelmimic.tumblr.com

A NB Bi with no will to live but an overgrown fear of what comes after death
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I had the softest shit happen today

Spent 4th of july with my boyfriend, went swimming at a lake, watched a movie, fireworks, it was really fun! But it GOT REALLY SOFT.

It's like 10 pm everyones tired and in the car ride to my house I toss the blanket I brought over my boyfriend. He immediately snuggles it and lays down with his head on my lap all curled up and top tier cute and I was singing along to the radio when he woke up after like twenty minutes and he just leaned on me and looked at me while i mumble-sang and that SHIT WAS SOFT

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500 Follower Giveaway!

Hello everyone! Another milestone another giveaway! This time around, there will be two winners drawn!

Rules:

  1. you must reblog this post!
  2. you must be following me! that means that side blogs don’t count (I do run your username through to see if you’re following me)!
  3. this will be going up for a week! after 1 week from today (saturday) I’ll pick the winners

Prizes:

two randomly selected people will get a fullbody illustration (no background)!

example:

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I'm doing my first cosplay this month

I'm but a wee cretcher with no experience at all, I used my graduation gift money to buy a cosplay that had really good reviews (Lady from DMC 5) and I'm going to Amazing Comic Con in Vegas with my boyfriend (whose going as Dante from DMC 5)

Both of us are just going for fun but I'm pretty anxious so if you have any tips for a first cosplay and first convention I'd appreciate it!

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Dude I just got a nat 1 and got vaporized by a beholder :c

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beetledrink

in real life?

Yeah can someone come down to the TJ Maxx parking lot and cast True Resurrection lol? I’ll trade you some Subway coupons

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(oc) its done but the roughs were better imo. but thats ok this was a good learning experience and i had a lot of fun :^)

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Anonymous asked:

found two silver chalices in a velvet box in this house in the woods, if i hypothetically drank from one how fucked do you think i am? should i leave the other out with wine in it or something not a joke thank you

i don’t know if this is a reference or something but this is so fucking funny i don’t even know what to tell you. absolute peak nonsense. i think you’re in a Huge amount of trouble but I don’t know how.

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not a reference didn’t have wine so now one is sitting on the table full of grape juice

YOU NEED TO PUT THESE BACK

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jukemaid

yall need to stop assuming estinien has nice hair. his hair is SHIT. its the WORST. its long bc he doesnt give a shit enough to cut it properly.

he literally wore blood covered armor around so long it helped him get fuckin possessed as opposed to just. being sprayed with some water. the dude is at a level of not giving a shit about his appearance the likes of which ive never seen.

he doesnt care. his hair is probably the absolute worst and they had to fuckin manually tend to it while his stupid ass was still out cold from the whole getting possessed thing. he has never touched a hairbrush in his entire life

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pastelmimic

At first I read this as Einstein and my immediate thought was "woah they never tell you this stuff in documentaries"

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helloooo everyone TGTOU, my webcomic im working very hard on (caden/zephyr) has episode 1 out for free on tapas.io!

universe will be updating with 4 to 6-ish panels every monday. thanks for listening!

for early updates and sneak peaks check my patreon

if you like space bisexuals, alien ladies, action, drama, and finding love in strange places, this is the comic for you!

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❄Winter Follower Giveaway❄

Hey there! Hope that everyone is doing well! I’m finally trying to get back on track with everything after the holidays and this funk I have been in so I figured I’d start this year off with a bang. You have all been so good to me this past year and I’m so ready to see what this year will hold. The last one was so much fun and I got to talk to and connect with so many rad people in this cryptid community that I’m going to be throwing another giveaway!

Rules:

1. Must be following me @cryptidsareeverywhere (this is to celebrate my followers!!!)

2. Each reblog counts as one entry (please don’t bother your followers though that isn’t fun for anybody)

3. Must be comfortable sending me your shipping information for shipping purposes!

4. This goes without saying but I’m doing it anyway. No spam bots or porn blogs adding your links to whatever you have going on thank you.

5. This giveaway is limited to the United States unless you are willing to cover the shipping costs as overseas shipping can get pretty pricey!!

6. Please don’t be rude to others when reblogging, it won’t help your chances!!

7. If you win you will have three (3) days to reply to my message with your shipping information or I will have to choose another winner!

What am I giving away this time?

I’m going to have another three (3) winners this time around for a few reasons! First, I liked being able to give multiple people a prize and second, I happened to have three copies of the first printing of the first issue of the cryptid zine left after the fact and rather than just hold onto them all I thought maybe some of y’all would want a shot at one (they are amazing btw everyone did such an awesome job) so every winner will be receiving a copy along with the other prizes!

1st Prize

  • A numbered physical copy of the first cryptidsareeverywhere zine we made a few months ago
  • A full size Mothman plush with the option to add a squeaker or a campfire scent or both!
  • One of a kind cryptid painting on 5x7 canvas (you choose the cryptid!)

2nd Prize

  • A numbered physical copy of the first cryptidsareeverywhere zine
  • Mini Mothman plush pin
  • One of a kind 5x7 cryptid canvas (you choose the cryptid)

3rd Prize

  • A numbered physical copy of the first cryptidsareeverywhere zine
  • One of a kind 5x7 cryptid canvas (you choose the cryptid)

Winners will be chosen February 14th at midnight est!

If you have any questions please feel free to contact me! You can see my etsy if you are interested in what the plushies all look like or if you would like to support me and what I do here: www.etsy.com/shop/cryptidplushies

Good luck and thanks again for being amazing!

xoxo your cryptid aunt

OH GOSH Y'ALL IT’S TONIGHT! If you haven’t entered or are hoping to sneak a few last entries in now is your chance!! xoxo

A few hours left!!!

Ok one more with a bonus terrible Valentine’s day card

Wow this is adorable 😍❣️❣️

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knowanoah

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

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moniquill

Fuck grass, clover is a nitrogen fixing legume and dandelions are super useful. Be the weeds. Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would thwart you.

It’s also greener where you bury a body

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