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virghoe

@starrynerd / starrynerd.tumblr.com

~hot and unhinged~
hi, i’m lyss - 25 - they/them
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foone

(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:

See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.

And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That's just how my brain works.

MY PRONOUNS HAVE A VIRUS!?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY

25/26

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gh0styfr13nd

Wait wait wait I could do this

So like for a game you have this and it does it like

You select a bunch of he/him and a little they/them

So when it uses pronouns it does a RNG and your pronouns are assigned numbers and so like 1-8 is he/him in this and 9-10 they/them

Is this bad…

No that sounds like a great idea

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shofarsogood

This sounds incredible.

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person not involved in The Discourse: wow both sides on this need to touch grass lol theyre both wackos

side A on The Discourse: i would like to exist in peace

side B on The Discourse: everyone on side A should kill themselves

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There is norest of the Mona Lisa’ - it doesn’t exist.

Tech bros fundamentally don’t understand art, and it’s why all AI art looks ugly as sin.

The mona lisa was actually a landscape painting but this random woman decided to just like sit there and block the view and da Vinci just rolled with it

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I love when dumb people trying to start shit see me being chill about funky gender/sexuality/label stuff and they go "oh yeah well what if a MAN identified as a LESBIAN or a GIRL wanted to ID as a GAY MAN" and their brain short circuits when I go "yeah whatev. Who cares. Doesn't affect me at all." It's like what were you expecting coming into the tiger den like that homeboy. Did u not understand who you were working with here.

if s man identified as a lesbian or a girl wanted to id as a gay man i would kiss them on the lips

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jupiter-nwn

Every time I get someone on my tiktok page saying you can't be a demiboy and a lesbian or a demigirl and gay, I just wanna go like, if a demiboy lesbian approached me I'd kiss them on the lips 👊👊👊👊

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mx-t4t0

"oooohhh but they're invading our spaces" you promise? 🥺 you promise there's lesboys and turigirls everywhere? 👉‍👈‍

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Bro scientists are gonna be like "we just discovered dolphins can in fact consent" and it'll be over for humanity. Your husband's gonna come home dripping wet every night and you're never going to ask why. Hopefully I'll be dead by then

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qthewhatever

hey that's super not what happened and this woman was a fucking brilliant scientist that the media absolutely tore apart for no reason

her name is Margaret Howe Lovatt, and when she was in her 20s, she was working in a linguistic study on dolphins funded by actual fucking NASA. the goal was to try and find out if dolphins could be trained to understand human speech and reproduce it. she knew that human infants acquire speech via constant environmental exposure, and so she elected to spend the study period cohabiting with the particular dolphin she happened to acquire, named Peter.

Peter was a six year old male, right in the middle of dolphin puberty, and he quickly imprinted romantically on Margaret as a potential mate. this is common with very intelligent animals who work closely with humans. you see it in birds and apes too; there are a LOT of people with pet birds who display at them.

Margaret had work to do: her time with this animal was intended for observation and preparing/giving language lessons. unfortunately, all this dolphin wanted was to mate with her, and he kept rubbing up on her of his own volition while she was trying to work with him. she didn't have access to female dolphins, and Peter was getting frustrated. so, to reduce his distraction and frustration, she would "deal with it" herself. she was a scientist ensuring her experiment could proceed smoothly, that was it.

the attitude in the tags above come from an article which appeared in the porn magazine "Hustler". it completely slandered this woman and her work, and soon the project lost its funding and the dolphins were relocated. Peter was taken from his "mate" (as he saw her) and relocated to a smaller tank in an unfamiliar place. he eventually committed suicide by intentionally drowning himself.

so yeah, no more of this on my watch. she deserved better.

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The Dads and their good friend Glenn (Barbie Edition)

lineart ver. under the cut because I’m proud of it on its own

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perkwunos

I think it’d be a good idea to let people from the Middle Ages use tumblr

anti vaxxers

look into my eyes and tell me a person from the Middle Ages who lost 3 kids by the time they are 25 and coughs up blood every now and then would be against a vial with a heaven-sent potion that can protect you from the demons that plague the Earth with just one small prick. look into my eyes and lie to me

Finally I can use this.

They would love vaccines.

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These 🌹💐🌹💐💐🌸🌺🌹🌺🌷🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌹💐🍫🍫🌹🌺🌸🌷🍫💐🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌷🌷🌺🌸🌷🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌹🌷🌺🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌷💐🌸💐💐🌺🌹🌸💐🌸🌹🍫🍫🌺🌷🌹🍫🍫🍫 💐🌷r for my mutuals on this valentines day <3

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