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Hey, you. I… I couldn’t help but notice you are having a rough day… May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?
Hi I cannot believe the sheer volume of notes on this post every time it pops up in my notes. Like fuck it’s fucking ¾ of the way to being one of those 100K notes posts
If Sylveon is the trans Pokémon
Delcatty is the intersex Pokémon
The answer to your question: almonds.
Let me be clear this was put- this was put into this fuckin questionnaire. To come for me. And I’m gonna explain something:
If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-
I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?
Some of Our
are betraying us Constantly. …i-
this
(cackling)
(guffawing & wheezing)
And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking
These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:
Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.
I’m a little
(more confused wheezing)
So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I
is where the
we knowwhattogethim for christmas
a mouth back!
while i
…
I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question
How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know
You ever re-watch The Dark Crystal Age of Resistance and just cry?
The beauty, the sadness, the happiness, the grief, all lodged in your throat like a barbed rock?
@staff Any particular reason I'm seeing massive ads for NFTs at the top of my dashboard?
You know, those socially and environmentally toxic cypto scams?
Can you not?
The entire cast of critical role thirsting over the briarwoods: a compilation
I mean, I knew he was a legend, and a world respected art conniseur (on top of countless other achievements), but "The Nightmare Before Christmas" part is new to me.
He was an avid chef and wrote an entire goddamn cookbook.
He was a lifelong member of PFLAG after his daughter came out as a lesbian.
Basically Vincent Price was one of the best humans to ever exist.
More than one cookbook.
His daughter also says that when she came out to him, he replied
"You know, I know just how you feel because I have had these deep, loving relationships with men in my life and all my wives were jealous."
A truly amazing human being <3
today is discord by the living tombstone’s 10th birthday and i havent seen a single post about it hellooo
happy birthday my beloved
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people think taking things literally is just like
when in my experience it's more like
12 posts created (10%)
103 posts reblogged (90%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 8.6 posts.
Longest Tag: 91 characters
So, I recently learned of a feature that’s built into at least the Galaxy and California class Federation starships: Cetacean Ops. Whole wings of a saucer section dedicated to housing a crew comprised of, staffed by, and commanded by whales and dolphins. With the advent of the universal communicator, it looks like Starfleet was able to draw upon our native sapient aquatic mammals to aid crews in 3D navigational arrays, xenolinguistics, and general different fields of thinking.
This is all very cool and I wish it was explored a bit in Alpha canon, but it got me thinking of other sapient species Starfleet could’ve brought in with some accommodations. Namely, elephants. In present days they’re recognized as being extremely intelligent, and with the communicators analyzing subsonic communications, they’re probably a shoe in for this kind of work, especially since they have a prehensile appendage and don’t need millions of gallons of water to stay healthy. This is all assuming they didn’t die out between the current day and WWIII, and the Eugenics Wars, and the Romulan Wars, and the Klingon war... look, let me dream here.
This isn’t to say they wouldn’t need *some* special accommodations, namely halls big enough to accommodate their great size, floors that are forgiving to their sensitive feet, and probably replicators that are able to provide large amounts of food elephants would need per meal. This made me think of perhaps a Starfleet vessel staffed almost entirely by pachyderms, designed specifically with them in mind... the USS Ganesh or the USS Hathi, specialized ships for diplomatic missions for new lives and new civilizations that may not gel as well with humanoids or relatively tiny species, or even those with forested terrain not easily traversed by humanoids or their vehicles.
I will also admit... I also imagined a limited contribution towards the Dominion War. Jem’hadar expecting humans, Andorians, Vulcans, maybe even Klingons, then suddenly facing a full phalanx of custom phaser-armed Captain Loxodonta and her security team, tearing through the surrounding jungle and fortifications alike as shock troops even the Dominion might fear.
And now I really wanna write mini-fics about this elephant crew and other Terran nonhuman animal crews. Maybe crows/ravens as well? Bonobos?
... took me way too long to realize that the reason the Avatar divination practices used to find Kuruk's successor weren't working was because young Kyoshi was flying around on her sky bison for the first few years of her life. That's gonna mess up the process something fierce even with just a few flights.
That infuriating moment when you realize a TERF followed you and you gotta go through reblogs and follows from the past month to see who else you might need to block
DM: Alright Musashi, your duel is in the early morning, what would you like to do?
Musashi: Alright, well first of all, I'm gonna sleep in.
DM: .... Alright, Sasaki waits around for about 3 hours, getting madder and madder the longer he waits. You soon find yourself being woken by his attendants, telling you to hurry up and get to the duel.
Musashi: I make him wait another several hours as I take my time eating a nice hearty breakfast and carving my sword.
DM: Mind repeating that last part?
Musashi: I take an oar from the ship that brought me here and I carve a training sword out of it.
DM: Musashi, you picked the Samurai class. You have a perfectly good katana right there.
Musashi: Nah, I wanna mess with this guy more.
DM: long suffering sigh
AU where Suneater/Tamaki Amajiki goes on a Bizarre Foods world tour with the superhero equivalent of Andrew Zimmern for training and comes back with an extremely broadened power set
But also like
deep psychological scars
“Hákarl from Iceland... chili and lime fried grasshoppers from Mexico... jellied moose nose from Alaska... I am so much more powerful but I have tasted... things...”
MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS: THE MOVIE — 1995, dir. Bryan Spicer
A Superman short story by Scott Kurtz and Karl Kerschl (September 2, 2021)
In 2013, Scott Kurtz tweeted randomly that he had written a short Superman story. He asked if anyone wanted to take a crack at illustrating it. I said yes. Scott sent me his short script and it was great. It captured the simplicity and positivity that I always long for in a Superman story, and it was only five pages long! I started drawing it in my spare time and finally got around to finishing it eight years later. ~ Karl Kerschl
I LOVE when Superman is written like this.
go to this website
click the phrase generator and do this
endless supply of dnd spells
Some are more helpful than others, but hey.
Part 2
[ID: three screenshots from the watchout4snakes site. 1: 2 dropdown menus. For the field “Word 1,” “Verb (Transitive)” is selected and for the field “Word 2,” “Noun” is selected. 2: a word cloud-like two-column list of phrases that says, “soothing hail, cabbage monument, redirect dew, dark whisk, throttling hate, sandblast supreme, reallocate swamp, infect igloo, lava passage, comprehend vertebra, satirizing smasher, eclipsing unresponsiveness, humiliating angst, unraveling hideousness, scrutinize particle, exhuming vine, anesthetized galaxy, immobilizing sizzle, misplace carcass, invoke jumble, injuring vulture, obstruct retriever, antique ouch, subdivide guilt, mortifying grasp, blue bombard, petrify opening, tearing nimbus, split tyrannosaurus, decimating shimmy, dirtied cry, corrupt deepening, unknowable boredom” 3: another word-cloud like list of phrases in three columns that says, “hurl tetanus, frost weeping, disarray cone, profaning thicket, scuttling jinx, shredding surgery, mortal clamoring, depraving swagger, calcified darkening, transmute menstruation, godly brine, omnipotence trombone, sedative coupon, nameless eggplant, sacred repulsion, aggravating shower, pervading agony, amputating symbolism, kindled pestilence, consecrating hoof, enveloping trickery, paw transplanting, dribbling neutering, doom netting, ultra modesty, boniest discomfort, unfriendly stillness, redoubled gun, unhinged decay, disquieting bleeding, downgraded potato, vitriol grotto, coyote stigmata, dappling cloak, spew butterfly, induced frolic, secrete stew, squirming gust, groaning crayon, continued strangulation, grotesque superstructure, nude hobgoblin, misunderstand canine, synthesize wolf, revered burning, purging maul”]
Oh look, new D&D spells!
scorch x magic
(prints available, link in bio)
To those of you who aren't in the Portuguese speaking sphere, let me give you a hilarious update. Parents in Portugal are currently HORRIFIED because their children are now only speaking Brazilian Portuguese from watching so many Brazilian YouTubers. They are finding this deeply disturbing and want the Brazilian Portuguese to end IMMEDIATELY
There are NEWS articles about this
Translation:
"Luccas Neto (Brazilian YouTuber) is accused of making Portuguese children talk like Brazilians"
"Luccas Neto, who just celebrated his son Luke's first birthday, is becoming the target of criticism among some Portuguese families. The reason? Luccas Neto has become such a success that Portuguese children are starting to talk like Brazilian people.
That's right: the little ones have lost the characteristics of their local dialect and adopted the speech of the 29 year old YouTuber, who was born in Rio de Janeiro.
'All of his speech is Brazilian. We've reached the point where people ask if one of us parents is Brazilian,' said an interviewed mother, who said her son now frequents speech therapy sessions."
"Other parents who spoke with the Portuguese newspaper revealed they don't leave their children alone with tablets or phones, especially when they watch Luccas Neto.
'At this moment we're in a phase of treatment like it's an addiction. We explain everything to him, that he can't watch this because it's harmful. And we notice that he's much better now. What we're trying to do now is play with him more, and block some content, leaving only Netflix and everything that's in Portuguese from Portugal.'"
@homo-sex-shoe-whale i hadn’t thought of this but you are absolutely right
So basically, they never talked with their kids and expected the internet to raise them.
brazil strong
You're not going to Brazil. Brazil is coming to YOU
