Parks and Recreation (3x13) Screen Actors Guild Awards (2023)
came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
Bees win
I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone
Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease
they should invent a tummy for girls that doesn’t hurt
if it’s a girl we’re naming her embezzlement ☺️ bezzie for short. fraud if it’s a boy
Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things
Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP
There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum
drinking red wine straight from the source (jesus’ side wound)
Birdy tippy tap chorus.
new york,
I post this every year but it’s worth it to remind myself to plant flowers, in the garden and in my mind and whenever I get a chance, in the hearts of others.