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Anonymous asked:
they don't live with a youtuber bf. Dan and Phil are like Joey Graceffa and Daniel Preda pretending they don't know eachother.
god you are so fucking stupid
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hey there!
ok so i knwo i have like 1 follower, but still.
im really into attack on titan and i recently started a fic, it would be really appreciated if you could share this if you happen to like the idea
its kind of an au, where eren is the prince of the walls and levi is his assigned knight, its a canonverse but erens not a titan and levi is just really damn good at killing (no surprise there) the first chapter will be up in the next couple of days and it would be amazing if you could share this so more people get as pumped up about it as i am
see ya!
the first chapter is up! you can find it on my blog!
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Writer’s Block
As a graduate student and small-time author, writer’s block is essentially Dazai’s worst enemy. When he steps out to a nearby bar, he’s looking for a quick break but is more than willing to settle for a quick fuck. But he quickly learns that ‘settling’ isn’t exactly in Chuuya’s vocabulary.
Author: writingfromtheshadows (ao3) || lovingnikiforov (tumblr) Rating: Explicit - Language: English - Words: 13,197 - Chapters: 1/1
oneshot, minor violence, alternate universe - sugar daddy, alternate universe - different powers, smut
Notes: Dazai is picked up by Sugar Daddy Chuuya, who happens to be a yakuza executive. The story is wonderfully written, hot, funny, and shows the pros and cons of having a big time Sugar Daddy in the mafia. This was a pleasure to read, and I recommend it!
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Finally some good fucking food
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When something can be made into an innuendo and Dan looks at the camera wide eyed then raises his eye brows and tilts his head slightly reblog if you agree
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Zelda + praising the Dark Lord
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Like/reblog if you are a
- witch
- medium
- psychic
- mentally ill witch
- LGBT witch
- pagan
- Wiccan
- Buddhist
- Post about anything relating to witchcraft, Wicca, Paganism, or Buddhism.
I need more people to follow and friends to make!! Thank you!!
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people when you tell them u r a witch: *think of you surrounded by crystals in a dark room, summoning spirits with pretty fancy rituals, drying your herbs in a cabinet, writing in an ancient beautiful grimoire with curly calligraphie, talking to your familiar who help you and do everything you ask*
Me: my practice is basically reblogging a bunch of witchy stuffs on my blog for later but later never comes and I just forgot about them
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If you take a moment and listen to the ancestral spirits that roam you will understand their messages within the sounds of your home.
————————– Post Notes: Please do not remove the captions. Title: Ancestral Spirits Copyright: © Ivan Ambrose 2018 Deck: Ancient Italian Tarot Navigation: TOC | FAQ | Contact | Disclaimer
Source: tarotprose.com
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available now ~ only $12
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fitmaree
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
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Witchy links! (tasseomancy & incense meanings)
This site has millions of tasseomancy (tea leaf divination) symbols with crazy depth in the description! And it’s scary accurate: http://www.auntyflo.com/tea-leaf-dictionary/club
These two sites are for incense meanings: http://www.white2000.com/incense/
I hope this post helps someone!
Reblog.
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Thor and Bruce touching each other excessively in Thor: Ragnarok deleted scenes
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So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.
So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day
A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”
I live for this commentary fam.
lesbianchrispine
I told the guys (Teal Man is Spencer and Baggy-Suits Guy is Arnold) that this post got this popular and they’re both super excited.
Arnold: “Sweet, we’re internet famous!”
Spencer: “131,000?!”
Arnold: “What are notes? What does that mean, is that good?”
Arnold bargined that if it gets more notes, I can A: post a pic of them crouching with peace signs in front of the Notorious Jewelry Store and B: post the video of him long boarding down to Macy’s and back lmaoooo
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the IT fandom is like a dying star right now
* pls like or reblog this if you’re still here & active *