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(Click/tap images for higher quality!) Art of Survival is honestly super underrated and my previous propaganda post for it is outdated, so I thought I'd make a new one for S3 :D It's such a fun time and I highly recommend watching it!!

[Reblogs appreciated!]

Links:

A post containing links to all content creators on the server (+ beefprowl, since it's not on that post)

The S2 propaganda post (with links to CCs)

The AOS AO3 tag, for extra lore (the tag isn't canon yet, but with your help it can be!)

Additional link: Caldega's channel, who I forgot to add (sorry Cal!)

watching Scar’s recent hermitcraft episode, he comes across the statue of Grian and says something along the lines of ‘And he has a mullet! Since when has Grian had a mullet’ to which I was reminded of my horrible knowledge that actually, Grian does have a mullet

following the definition of a mullet being a hair style thats shorter at the front and sides but long at the back and generally stops at the neck(?), minecraft skins dont really have necks but they have an area that reads as one. The underside of the back of the head (here on Steve)

So following that and the definition of a mullet, Im going to say that any mc skin that has hair that covers that area but doesnt go any lower or extend to both other undersides of the head has a mullet. which lead me on an hour long journey investigating the skin of every hermit to see who actually has a mullet

Behold, the hermitcraft mullet tier list

(Note: joe hill’s current muppet skin has a mullet but its not the one shown so I didnt add it)

I think one of the funniest things in mcyt is when they refer to armor as clothes. "I'm not wearing any clothes" "give me your pants" "I'm taking off my shirt" so much funnier than if they just talked about it normally

Hostages have been taken, authorities have yet to capture Jimmy and Grian

(/j)

This is the funniest screenshot from the charity stream I think. The fucking LAYERS of it. Joe’s content smile. Iskall’s stance of defeat. Skizz watching like a proud dad at a football game. False taking blackmail photos. Excellent image 10/10

false is building etho's meth lab everyone say thank you iskall

i cannot stress enough that the prompt was "etho's MATH lab"

"zombiecleo won real life" is a very funny string of words and the fact that they not only mean something but also are true is hilarious to me

Etho designs based on different series

Made a bunch more of these little guys to go with the Wels one I did the other day lol

honestly same bdubs

Transcript: If you're in an area for a long time, zombies are more likely to pick up items— but, uh, if it's— uuh-a-an area that's not, wh— very spawn— ngyn—hasn't been— [jumpcut] Good English. If it's an area that's been around for a very ver-er-not been verru— [pause, jumpcut to avatar's face] If not been area, ryaround much— then it, can spawn. If y— [longer pause, camera switches back] So I think we'll just leave the ma— the zombie collection for another day!

Top ten moments where past Cherrifire had no idea what was coming

Scar: *ranting about Disney, as usual*

The server chat:

Guys here me out

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On this, the second anniversary of the Evergiven getting stuck in the Suez Canal, I would like to remind everyone that Joe Hills built a model of the ship in his season 7 base, the Strait of Joebraltar.

It is worth mentioning that Bdubs was once trying to transport a villager through the Strait of Joebraltar and he was not able to get through because the ship was in the way. So yes, it did disrupt nautical trade on the server.

Happy 3rd anniversary to the Evergiven getting stuck in the suez canal and the subsequent working model on Hermitcraft. Give it up for your tumblr sexyman!

ooooo even more of these beloved weirdos