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CHAPPELL ROAN The Late Show with Stephen Colbert | February 15, 2024

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just encountered a spider so big I very seriously considered downloading tinder exclusively to find a man to come over and move it outside

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

Rush // Jacob's Ladder

Batman

Art by Jorge Fornés

Oswald and Jervis’… friendship (?) wasn’t something I planned for when I first started writing the penguin and the peacock, but I needed to give Oswald a roommate and thought, okay, Jervis tetch… then they clicked together now I love writing their interactions

Finali. 1866. Credit line: Gilman Collection, Gift of The Howard Gilman Foundation, 2005 https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/306158

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