@yallstar / yallstar.tumblr.com
no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
some shots of the aurora from tonight!!
(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else
LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
updated my phone recently out of necessity and there are sooooooo many features i want to turn off. everyday it's like hey! we added smart ads! smart data tracking! smart keyboard! and they all send your data directly to our* optimization** department***!
* our unregulated third party contractors
** using unrefined machine learning techniques with dubious privacy practices
*** with no direct customer suppport options so if you want to get rid of the feature you have to look through a dozen reddit threads to find how to deactivate it in your phone-specific, carrier-specfic, usda-plant-hardiness-zone-specific version of the OS
this shit is literally 6 frames
i need everyone to see this video
*notices my ice cream has more sprinkles than yours* how's it feel to be a sprinklet? idiot. dumbass *trips and drops my ice cream* can i have a lick of yours if you say no i'll cry
i'm obsessed with problematic relationships with age gaps where the age gap is the least problematic thing about their relationship
found another treasured childhood item
i was emptying my box of action figures, looking like a CSI guy as i gingerly put the severed arms and feet of gundams into a plastic bag and then i found my old friend
just noticed hes looking at a picture of a bomb
ah, the proverbial bomb dot com
mom and i were on the pontoon boat today helping my dad kill lilypads, and thrice i had to kill giant spiders that started crawling up the back of mom's chair. bc i knew if she saw them she would have - without hesitation - flung herself off the boat. i was not graceful or quiet about it. she tried to turn around and see at one point and i screamed "NO!!" and kicked her chair so it swiveled forward again.
