Animu Garbage turned me into a Useless Bisexual

dungeon meshi but dril textposts

dungeon meshi textposts pt14, except it is solely my favorite white guy ever

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i wish girls were real

Part 2

this has been an exercise in realizing that almost all of these girls would be on tumblr and i'm not sure how i feel about that

Part 1

they both have the exact same thing wrong with them. (beastmode autism, blonde)

each more beautiful than the last

Dungeon Meshi - Orcs

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

every time i think bravern cant possibly get gayer, the next episode proves me wrong. (this is a compliment.)

Apparently there are some people who think there is gay subtext in Bravern.

No.

Wrong.

There is no subtext because there was none to begin with.

You can't call it subtext when the text in question is written in 40-point brightly-colored bold font.

okay some of the stuff i made in 2017 was really good actually

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

behold, the default object!

face of a man who has known sorrow

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

Marcille: We're fighting the dragon like this ⁉️😱⁉️🤬⁉️

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