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pay attention to who actually takes your feelings into consideration

There are few things I love more than this.

rata tootie

100%

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

boy is he making America great again!

I love the United States 💦💦💕💕

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

Adorable man…

Is that a fucking panther

me: *shoves my entire face into my cat’s body*

cat: *heaves a heavy sigh as he grimly accepts his fate*

Lol wow black ppl

Brave for real

The black excellence that would shake the whole olympics up

^^^^^^^^

I just screamed GOD DAMN! Every time I see this I’m shook!!

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

Hey quick question what the fuck

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

The right wants to be victims so fucking bad