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Tongue of silver, heart of gold, and soul of black, what a mess.

@indomitablefacade / indomitablefacade.tumblr.com

Independent self insert of Daemon. Best known as thecutestarcher
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motherfuckinghallowedheresy-arc
For @indomitablefacade from here.

“There are things more important in this world than the life of a single girl, or how much pain she is put through,” Caren replied simply and without any show of doubt or even fear. “If my Servant needs to take on another Master, or even to use innocent lives as a mana source… Well, he is as prepared for that as I am for your unsightly hobby.”

No, maybe it wasn’t a hobby per say, as there was no trace of any previous victim in the room… But it definitely did not seem to be his first time torturing someone like this.

Still…

“If you’re going to threaten me like that, you should at least mean it. Your bloodlust is far too minute for what you seem to plan to do - am I even supposed to be afraid here? You’d obviously rather have me call my Servant here right now than to make me do it.”

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indomitablefacade

"If I gave a damn about scaring you I would've approached you much differently. Besides, I doubt you even know what it means to be afraid of something. But if that's how you see it then there's nothing more to do, anything of your person you want preserved? I'm a gentleman so I'll leave your crotch alone, your legs won't be so lucky though." 

#motherfuckinghallowedheresy#torture tw#nsfw
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castermedea asked:

♆ (for motherfuckinghallowedheresy / Caren uwu/)

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@motherfuckinghallowedheresy

There was a sigh given as he opened the door. Really, Caster was having him do some rather extreme things for the sake of luring out another servant. Granted, he’d likely enjoy doing them, but doing it on an order makes it feel like its something he’s supposed to be opposed to at first. Stupid servant. Making his way down the stairs he had another thought, why the basement? How cliché could an ancient heroic spirit get when it comes to this sorta thing? Next thing he’s gonna have to wear a hockey mask and wave around a machete like an idiot. Wait. He was monologuing again wasn’t he? 

“Caster’s dumb speeches are rubbing off on me I swear.” He quietly grumbled as he turned on the lights for the room, looking to where the woman was chained up expectantly. He expected a fight really, or at least some sort of struggle. But here she was, dangling like she couldn’t give less of a shit about what’s happening. With a noise of exasperation he walked over to her and lifted her head, scanning her features more closely now that it was just the two of them.

 "…. You know. You’re cute. That’s not gonna be the case much longer, I just want to say that’s a damn shame.“ He took out a few items from one of the bags scattering the ground, things he’d use to break in her body and make sure he could do all he wished with her. Of course, just hurting her isn’t the goal here sadly, he’d have to remember his required line of mercy from time to time. "You know. You could summon your servant here and give up. What’s this war to you, really? It may be worth dying over, but I promise you’re not gonna die here. Even if you beg for it. So why not save the trouble on both ends?”

#motherfuckinghallowedheresy#torture tw#may as well get used to adding that tag
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chaotiix-archive-blog asked:

“This is the third time in a row that you landed on me, I’m starting to think that it’s rigged.” (Just bros being bros :'D)

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"Don't blame me, if anything whoever brought the bottle is just really into men making out. Now please grab the camera before they record this."

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Spin The Bottle

send me a sentence for what your muse says to mine while playing spin the bottle

“This is the third time in a row that you landed on me, I’m starting to think that it’s rigged.”

“I’m sorry but no, I’m not kissing you. I’ll spin again.”

“There’s no need to be shy. Come here, I’ll be gentle.”

“Is this your first kiss? I’ve never seen anyone so shy.”

“I knew it. You were waiting for the opportunity to play this with me.”

“I’m sorry, I’ve never played this before…”

“It’s okay if you want to spin again. I don’t think anyone here wants to kiss me.”

“I landed on a guy/girl so… does this mean I spin again?”

“Looks like I just landed on the prettiest person on the room.”

“I’ll kiss you but only on the cheek.”

“Come on, I’m sure I can judge when the seven minutes are up.”

“No tongue!”

“Oh gross, no way am I kissing you.”

“I’m not playing any more.”

“So… we both lean to the right?”

“You can sit in my lap if you like.”

“You know you don’t have to kiss me if you don’t want to.”

“You can just kiss me on the cheek, that counts.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll kiss you gently.”

“If you really don’t want to kiss me, you can always spin again.”

“Oh I’m not playing, I’m just watching.”

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cr1tikal sentence meme

  • “How was I supposed to know to keep my child alive? There should be a message at the beginning: child is useful, do not murder. Otherwise how would I know, this is ridiculous.”
  • “Alright, now I wanna sound nice, formal, and normal.”
  • “Taste the titties with every bite.”
  • “I have strategically placed sea sponges on my body. Sometimes I’ll even use sea urchin if the price is right.”
  • “Well fuck you, not even exchanging pleasantries?”
  • “What the fuck does ASL stand for? Asparagus… Sex… Live?”
  • “Do I like to talk dirty? Is that even a question? That’s like asking a telephone if it likes ears.”
  • “Look at this guy, running all the way from Lithuania just to give me the business.”
  • “Is that titty seaweed?”
  • “Bitch, I will sprinkle Scooby Snacks all over your face.”
  • “Alright, I need to get dancing. If the phantoms see I’m not busting a move, fuck’s gonna get shit.”
  • “Stop conveying such a wide range of emotions!”
  • “Are you really off balance after one cocktail? You’re a fucking lightweight. And you call yourself an alcoholic?”
  • “Good afternoon fellow sober citizen! It’s a very nice day out here.”
  • “It’s probably all the cocaines she has in her system. She’s got some cocaines there, a lot of cocaines. At least 50,000 cocaines.”
  • “His head just popped off like a lego, that’s all.”
  • “It is very hard to control a vehicle after bumping three lines of coke!”
  • “Toy Story 4: rated R for strong language, sexual themes and ass gore.”
  • “Let’s find out who’s masturbating upstairs.”
  • “What if I told you that was my husband, huh? Bet that’d take you for a surprise.”
  • “Okay then, I’ll go fuck myself. Thank you.”
  • “If I was ever gonna have sex with with a towel, now would be the ideal time to do so.”
  • “Your mouth says ‘not bad’ but your eyes say ‘everything’s bad.’ You look extremely sad.”
  • “This is not my home! My home has porn and stuff.”
  • “Just talk about ass cheeks or grass or something, that’s what I usually do.”
  • “I might as well go into my closet and grab a fucking Boppet, try to have a conversation with that.”
  • "Where are we going? Probably some weird fucking place- ooh, I guessed right.”
  • “Somebody fuck me. I don’t know what is going on.”
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Send “Text + [character name]” for my muse to accidentally send your muse a text that was intended for the named character.

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Cryaotic quotes {Sentence Starters} { contains swearing }

  • “Shut the fuck up. And have a good day.”
  • “You talk like such a high schooler. It’s adorable, but please stop.”
  • “Gravity’s a bitch.”
  • “Congratulations, you’re kinda smart.”
  • “You’re not gonna die here. Not after all the shit you’ve been through.”
  • “This is not what I wanted to be when I grew up.”
  • “Do I need to knock someone out? I’ll put my boot right in their friggin’ facial region.”
  • “Do I go for the booty, or not the booty?”
  • “I’m having a really bad time with ghosts today. They just don’t seem to like me.”
  • “Dying is not something you wanna think about.”
  • “You kids wanna see a dead body? I’ll show it to you.”
  • “I’ve come to ruin your day!”
  • “There’s a few things in life better than being a bear. One of those few things are probably being a bear with lasers.”
  • “You can be weird if you want to be.”
  • “You’re an asshole-dick. Two things in one.”
  • “You also look like kind of an asshole, no offense.”
  • “That is dangerous. I like it, but it’s dangerous.”
  • “Ok, I hear sounds. I think I’m supposed to avoid those sounds.”
  • “Well, that happened. That damn well happened.”
  • “Your idea of fun has changed drastically since I first met you, dear.”
  • “I’m a motherfuckin’ miracle worker.”
  • “Killing me is not going to solve anything!”
  • “Looks like you just made a big mistake, you arrogant asshole.”
  • “Where is the ‘hell yeah I wanna do this’ option?”
  • “I like being naked.”
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Anonymous asked:

(Fem!Kao) "Can I kiss you?"

@voyager-of-chaos

“… Wait. What.” That question caught him off guard. Was she screwing with him? It was possible, but she seemed rather serious for something to be taken as a joke. Get a grip, staring blankly is probably not making her feel very confident in the request. He shook his head to try and better clear his head, approaching this seriously as opposed to the usual joking attitude they’d always had. “No. You can’t.” …. Dick move. Or at least it seemed that way at first, but he quickly fixed his little blunder there by stepping up and cupping her chin. He leaned in and quickly pressed his lips to hers, free hand moving up to cup her cheek as well so she couldn’t go pulling away in shock. He counted to five before moving away, hands going to his pocket because he no longer knew what to do with them. “Or rather. No, because now that I know I call dibs on being the instigator. Yeah, that’s what I meant.”

#voyager of chaos
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Anonymous asked:

"Can I kiss you?" (petitevix)

@petitevix

What an odd request. But he wouldn’t sit there and say no, not to her, never to her. He flashed a slight smirk before stepping closer and leaning forward, head cocked to one side so he could tease her a little. “I’m sorry. What was that? I didn’t quite hear you.” He waited for a few moments, seeing if she’d actually repeat herself since he was playing the ass. But she didn’t, and she didn’t seem to have any plans on doing so given the clear embarrassment on her face. Damn, so much for his little games. “Alright, alright. I’ll oblige a beauty’s request.” He had to throw in a compliment, it was mandatory he make her blush fifteen times a day really. He closed the last few inches and pressed his lips to hers, hands placing themselves on her back and tightly embracing her through the gentle kiss. Moments later he pulled away, smirk ever present as he moved to whisper into her ear. “If there’s a reason I’m by your side when so many have tried then I’m willing to wait for it, dear Vix. Wait with me, alright?”

#petitevix#if you think I won't quote Hamilton everywhere now you're wrong#I ain't even care if its a stretch
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Oblivious-To-Love Starters

"I had the biggest crush on you, it's embarrassing now that I think about it."
"I know this is silly but thank you for not making a big deal out of my crush on you, you never even mentioned it once."
"My boyfriend/girlfriend/partner doesn't like me seeing you because they know I still have feelings for you."
"How could you not have known how I felt? I thought everyone knew."
"I was so tempted to kiss you back then..."
"Everyone knew I had feelings for you, how could you not?"
"I kissed you on the cheek and you didn't say anything about it, I assumed you weren't interested."
"Are you kidding me? You seriously didn't know?"
"We kissed. I know it was small but it still meant something to me."
"You mean this whole time I've been flirting with you, you've not been interested at all."
"Of course I was flirting with you, I don't give compliments like that to just anyone."
"I told you I left my bedroom door unlocked, how could you not get the hint?"
"Of course I liked you, who the hell sends platonic love letters?!"
"Of course I wanted more. Nobody invites anyone over for coffee at 2am."
"Are you telling me that the whole time this has been one-sided?"
"Of course there was sexual tension, you just never reacted to it so I assumed it was only me."
"It was supposed to be a date, I didn't ask you out just to drink tea for no reason."
"I used to go home every night cursing myself for not having kissed you. Kind of wish I had the courage now."
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Ways to say "I love you" without actually saying it.

I thought I would make this to help other writers or people in general who want to know more/need help with this type of thing.

“Don’t kiss me or you will get sick to!” “Here you can have mine.” “Let me drive for a bit, you look tired.” “You should go home for the night, you’re working yourself too hard.” “I can miss the party it’s fine.” “Wherever you want to go” “Whatever you want it’s fine by me.” “Take my jacket it’s cold outside.” “Did you remember to bring your umbrella?” “Here I will pay for it.” “No I insist.” “I was at the store and this reminded me of you.” “I couldn’t resist not getting this for you. Its. So. You.” “I was out today and thought I would pick something up for you.” “Hey i’m out and about and was wondering if you wanted anything?” “You can come over, I’m not doing anything important.” “Hey im working on this thing for work and really want your opinion.” “Hey now i’m always honest with you.” “He/She was an asshole. They don’t know what they just gave up.” “You know i’m always here for you.” “I could NEVER hate you.” “You always look amazing.” “Don’t listen to them, they don’t know what they’re saying.” “You know me better than I know myself.” “Your sick? I be over in 5 with tissues and soup.” “Stay where you are, I will be right there.” “You can always call me you know.” “Please. Stay” “I’m so happy I met you.” “I was bored and drew this picture for you, I know you like ____” “Hey I was at the library and your favorite author was signing books…I kinda got you one.” “I know we said no gifts but…..” “There not my family if they don’t accept you.” “Promise me we will always be ‘us’” “Let’s watch ______, I don’t really like it, but I know it’s your favorite movie.” “If you need to vent you know the number.” “I can cancel my plans, your way more important.” “Hey it’s fine. I have had enough sleep already, I would much rather be on the phone with you.” “If you need a place to stay mine’s always available.”

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